"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
"But that carp is your friend. It trusts you unconditionally, and will serve you forever. Would you kill that carp just for zombie powder? The carp who would lay down its life for you, would you force it to? O, what a cruel world we live in."
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
"What can I say, I love cock."
"Throw dimentio in the shed
So my forum can be free
He make many many shitpost
And never stop"
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."