i am angry about bidets again
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i am angry about bidets again
how can people not have them? and, while i understand sometimes you just can't *choose* to have them, how come people don't wish they had one?
why do you fucking take showers? haha just rub toilet paper on your skin and you can say you're clean
why???? how can you live without properly cleaning yourselves up if you have the chance to????? do you hop on the shower every single time you go to the bathroom?? hello??????????? i'm UPSET
why do you fucking take showers? haha just rub toilet paper on your skin and you can say you're clean
why???? how can you live without properly cleaning yourselves up if you have the chance to????? do you hop on the shower every single time you go to the bathroom?? hello??????????? i'm UPSET
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
i defecate only in ntr hut
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
never used a bidet before, never had a problem with toilet paper getting me clean
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You've never had a hairy ass or semi-solid shit before, I NEED a venezuelan shower everytime I take a dump, luckily I only do it once every three or four days
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Hi angry about bidets again
Hi upset
Make up your mind, who are you?
wubli wrote:i'm UPSET
Hi upset
Make up your mind, who are you?
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Yes, but baths in the days of old were done not by shower, but with bucket and towel, or by bath. What do these have in common?CosmicScientist wrote:Celtic Britons made soap and bathed frequently.SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
Unless I'm mistaken the Romans didn't use soap.
So, take that.
The answer is quite plain, you see : Wiping. The operative mode of cleaning is not the movement of running water, but by the wiping of water along the body, which preserves moral character. Only in the modern age of "Showers" and other modern bathing appliances, have we become whiny.
Therefore, the case against bidets is clear. It shall only make us whinier.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
toilet paper never made sense
when you get mud on your hands you wash them, you don't wipe it off with paper and do a half assed job.
Bidets are a good idea
when you get mud on your hands you wash them, you don't wipe it off with paper and do a half assed job.
Bidets are a good idea
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
can confirm that most people we sent into the showers spent the rest of their lives complainingSaveVatznick wrote:Yes, but baths in the days of old were done not by shower, but with bucket and towel, or by bath. What do these have in common?CosmicScientist wrote:Celtic Britons made soap and bathed frequently.SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
Unless I'm mistaken the Romans didn't use soap.
So, take that.
The answer is quite plain, you see : Wiping. The operative mode of cleaning is not the movement of running water, but by the wiping of water along the body, which preserves moral character. Only in the modern age of "Showers" and other modern bathing appliances, have we become whiny.
Therefore, the case against bidets is clear. It shall only make us whinier.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
You can get a washlet (bidet that replaces your toilet seat) for about $300-$400 USD if you want fancy electronics, heated seat, and a dryer, or get a cheap one that just sprays water for $50 USD. If you ARE going the cheapo route, at least buy one that can take a hot water line. I cannot imagine how traumatizing shooting ice-cold, high pressure water directly into a virgin anus would be for an American!
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
I will kill youTogopal wrote:Hi angry about bidets again
wubli wrote:i'm UPSET
Hi upset
Make up your mind, who are you?
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
we also died when we caught a cold it's current year and I won't accept any excuses for having a dirty assSaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
oranges is correct
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Truly, who cares so greatly about the exact advantage of meticulous microbial cleanliness of one's anus? What advantage does the flow of water confer over diligent wiping?wubli wrote:we also died when we caught a cold it's current year and I won't accept any excuses for having a dirty assSaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.
Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.
I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
oranges is correct
There is no danger of internal contamination, for the place from which the excrement emerges is proved, by its own transmission of the subject, immune to such substances. Externally, contamination of the skin is equally preposterous - for the skin comes in contact with all manner of microscopic beasts, and lest there is a breach (in the case of a lacerated anus, I do think your problems number more than hygiene), we fare exceedingly well againdt the elements.
The danger of contaminating others is low, so long as ye washe the hands judiciously, and keep your rump judiciously covered. I see no need for the pickiness of the cleanliness of one's ass, and diligent wiping certainly does suffice.
The preference for flowing water betrays the user as a nitpicker, therefore whiny.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
i usually take shits before showers anyway so i just dont wipe and wash off in the shower. if i have to do it somewhere else or any other time i use toilet paper. it cleans me up just fine
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
it leaves a very uncomfortable feeling because it's not properly clean STOP JUSTIFYING IT
i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean
like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower but you wouldn't call it clean would you WOULD YOU
CLEAN YOUR ASSES
i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean
like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower but you wouldn't call it clean would you WOULD YOU
CLEAN YOUR ASSES
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
My poops dont leave residue maybe if you gluttonous gastropods cleaned up your diet you wouldnt need to wash your stench trench every time you fart
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
i'm a girl i don't poop sorry
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
my gender identity feels threatened by quotation marks
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Truly, the percieved uncleanness of your lower areas is merely a projection of your psychology. I experience no such delusions, for a good diet and proper hydration ensure no difficulty in post-excreation cleanup.wubli wrote:it leaves a very uncomfortable feeling because it's not properly clean STOP JUSTIFYING IT
i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean
like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower but you wouldn't call it clean would you WOULD YOU
CLEAN YOUR ASSES
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
if you somehow can't wipe yourself clean with just TP you have an issue
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Its called assburgers syndromeKraso wrote:if you somehow can't wipe yourself clean with just TP you have an issue
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
If you don't shower directly after you shit you're a wild animal and you belong in a cage, coffee's whole purpose is to keep you on that daily shit+shower schedule
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
lavate el orto gallego de mierda dejá de hacerte el pelotudo me voy a las manos
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Furthermore, the act of wiping confers a moral self-sufficieny unto the wiper, for they do not depend on an external source to deal with their most private and shameful defecations.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
dirty ass
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Wubli hablando de caca tan temprano, acazo no almorzaste?
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This is the kind of thing where you're just fine without having one, until you get one and cannot ever live without one again.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Use toilet paper for the majority and wet wipes for the finisher. What's wrong with you apes? Do we really live in a society where wars are fought between people who rub paper on their assholes versus people who have an expensive machine to squirt water onto their assholes? Unless you're going to be licking a person's bunghole, you shouldn't care whether it's caked in shit or not.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
What do you do with the wet wipes after? They clog the sewage systems because they don't dissolve like toilet paper and if you throw them in the trash then your bathroom will reek
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
You are overestimating the amount of shit left on your ass after toilet paper. If you shower every day you should have no problems at all.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
itt, a lot of people who don't eat the booty, or get the booty eaten
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You do wash your fruits and veggies before eating them, don't you?oranges wrote:itt, a lot of people who don't eat the booty, or get the booty eaten
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Truly, we have gotten to the bottom of this argument :^)
The bidet users are perverts preparing for anal intercourse.
The bidet users are perverts preparing for anal intercourse.
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I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
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Only after marriage.oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."
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Terry the Moth, Melody Jean the roboticist and S.O.L. the cyborg.terranaut wrote:Scared? My stand 「CLOWN WORLD」 and it's 「FUNNY COMPANY」will defeat your weak stand in moments.
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when are we getting married then :hearteyes:CreationPro wrote:Only after marriage.oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."
This is now a christian thread.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
When renounce bidets and learn to wipe as Christ, our lord, taught us to.oranges wrote:when are we getting married then :hearteyes:CreationPro wrote:Only after marriage.oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."
This is now a christian thread.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
t. low-IQ poster with a shit-caked assholeNilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
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[03:46:59]EMOTE: The Dreamweaver/(Steve Leaf) : <b>Steve Leaf</b> starts jacking lizard dick. (129,128,2)
[03:47:33]SAY: Steve Leaf/The Dreamweaver : OH FUCK IM CHOAKING (129,128,2)
[03:46:59]EMOTE: The Dreamweaver/(Steve Leaf) : <b>Steve Leaf</b> starts jacking lizard dick. (129,128,2)
[03:47:33]SAY: Steve Leaf/The Dreamweaver : OH FUCK IM CHOAKING (129,128,2)
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lol it's not just shooting it who taught you how bidets are usedNilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
not having food to eat isnt a diet cragSuper Aggro Crag wrote:My poops dont leave residue maybe if you gluttonous gastropods cleaned up your diet you wouldnt need to wash your stench trench every time you fart
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take a shower once a day you actual fucking cavemanobscolene wrote:t. low-IQ poster with a shit-caked assholeNilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
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i dont like the idea of cold water touching my butt
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
that's new testament all rightSaveVatznick wrote:When renounce bidets and learn to wipe as Christ, our lord, taught us to.oranges wrote:when are we getting married then :hearteyes:CreationPro wrote:Only after marriage.oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."
This is now a christian thread.
Terry the Moth, Melody Jean the roboticist and S.O.L. the cyborg.terranaut wrote:Scared? My stand 「CLOWN WORLD」 and it's 「FUNNY COMPANY」will defeat your weak stand in moments.
I will not change my avatar but if I did I'd have this good KVADRATNIY boy.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
lol why am I not surprised that tgstation is filled with people with dirty assholes
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Re: i am angry about bidets again
how can you walk around with a shitty asshole? fact of the matter is if you're not applying water on your bumbum your ass IS in fact, shitty.
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