Nice tune, real easy

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:20 pm #56610

Bottom post of the previous page:

wow im so buttflustered that you would DO that

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:18 pm #56913

miggles wrote:wow im so buttflustered that you would DO that

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:53 am #56981

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nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:41 pm #57187

1982: Poltergeist, hands on the screen
1983: Videodrome, fucking the screen
1984: Neuromancer, the screen is the sky is the reality

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:42 am #57487

will a budgie die if I use essential oils in the room with the cage

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:41 am #57494

(the budgie is in the cage)

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:58 am #57495

I just wished I didn't have sex because my tea got cold
I think I need to stop this relationship

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:00 pm #57499

Twix is the best candy bar

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:49 pm #57504

callanrockslol · Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:18 am

Kraso how big is your folder of those speech bubbles?

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:54 am #57792

Humans are never born bad. They are raised bad.
Hitler was very well raised.
And also, Hitler was a great breed (white) for a family with children. A ((some other colour/religion)) will more likely bite a child than Hitler. Just a fact for you all.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:26 pm #58050

did you know that hitlers are statistically 75% to have more in common genetically with crabs than you or me?

Post by **Vekter** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:18 am #58101

Spoiler:

Spoilered for minor NSFW

Kill me

danno · Post by **danno** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:31 am #58132

HOW DOES SHE EVEN DRIVE

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:04 am #58134

>driving on highway
>behind a prius
>have to stare into the back of a weird mechanical vagina

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:46 am #58202

No, I get to decide what people are supposed to like.

Fast cars, fast girls, and fat, throbbing cocks. Dicks which glisten like the back of a dolphin, but still soft like the petals of a rose in April. A penis as strong as a horse's leg, with veins so subtle you can only feel them with your lips.

This is what men want. I get to decide. The end.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:56 am #58245

Faced with the potential bill from sledding injuries, some cities have opted to close hills rather than risk large liability claims.No one tracks how many cities have banned or limited sledding, but the list grows every year. One of the latest is in Dubuque, Iowa, where the City Council is moving ahead with a plan to ban sledding in all but two of its 50 parks."We have all kinds of parks that have hills on them," said Marie Ware, Dubuque's leisure services manager. "We can't manage the risk at all of those places."

http://www.economist.com/blogs/democrac ... theunbrave

have lawyers gone too far

callanrockslol · Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:07 am

I think its stupid peoples fault, lawyers just enable them.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:45 am #58261

I think no-one's going to enforce this ban and it's only in place to act as a disclaimer "if you sled and die it isn't our fault"
USA is dangerously close to banning collisions with trees and officially colliding with trees in USA parks is my fetish.
The only way to get hard for me is to watch a delegation of officials officially collide with a certified tree.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:53 pm #58364

callanrockslol wrote:Kraso how big is your folder of those speech bubbles?

about 437 MB

danno · Post by **danno** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:37 am #58497

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:13 am #58575

>my call of duty when girls on okcupid don't recognize this meme

smh fucking casuals right

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:17 am #58588

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:59 am #58615

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:00 am #58616

understair people lmao

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:28 pm #58681

its the pump stairs brah.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:51 pm #58738

CA help me code in fitness to ss13 so we can have a weight lifting room for assistants to pump iron in for powergaming

I need to be at the gym even when playing games

>tf2 when dyel skelly

Post by **Vekter** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:23 am #59343

tfw buttsky avatar

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:58 pm #59437

alright all we need is
like
some oly platforms
some 20 pl8s
and like you pick up that bar and you try and clean it and you have to press e in a quick time event to struggle against the bar and if you do it you reach the rack position, then you must type in "FUARK IM GOING TO MAKE IT" in under 2 seconds to be able to jerk the bar upwards.
and there you have it fun mechanics all around

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:58 pm #59449

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:34 pm #59950

holy shit anon i didnt know you were bear mode wtf

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:28 pm #60058

[youtube]sXb5L32hcmQ[/youtube]

/pol/ rap

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:55 pm #60152

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:59 pm #60154

Post by **Vekter** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:22 pm #60196

I love all of you (except for nsos he's a fuccboi)

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:11 am #60357

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:03 am #60365

A demonologist transcended mongolist professor and Geist activist was teaching a class on Hegel, known necromancer.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the end of history and accept that Absolute Idealism is the most highly-evolved sophism to make us feel good about ourselves the continent has ever known, even greater than self-serving petit-bourgeois protestant theology!"

At this moment an uncaring if he was brave because being judged by illusionary social standards was of no importance to him, egoist, unique girl's school teacher who had smoked more than 15000 cigars in Hippel's winebar and understood the spookiness of all ideology and fully supported whatever he felt like stood up and held up "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum".

"I wrote this, innit?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite synthetically and smugly replied "It's not yours at all, fucking egoist, its the stern, reluctant working of reason towards the full realization of itself in perfect freedom."

"Wrong. It's been a few years or something (time is nothing to me) since I, the Unique One, created it. if it was not mine, and idealism, as you say, is not a spook... then Ghost Busters wouldn't have had a happy ending."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his balls and copy of Plato's dialogues. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic thesis and antithesis tears, both coming together on his cheeks into synthesis. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hegel (who liked to teach about himself), wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a spook ridden sad cunt interested in arbitrary justifications. He wished so much that he had some kind of Own to hold on to, and he had but just didn't realise it because he was an involuntary egoist.

The students applauded and all started milk shops that day and accepted their Self-Enjoyment as the end of philosophy. An eagle named "Union of Egoists" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Stirner's Critics" and shed a beer on the hardcover. "Ich hab' Mein Sach' auf Nichts gestell" was said several times, and Renzo Novatore himself showed up and demonstrated how hand grenades are nothing but a means of killing police officers.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of superstition and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:40 am #60374

The liberal walked up to me and said:
"You monster, you killed all those people"
I replied:
"They were people, but they were all worse than Nazis made out of spiders. And I did G-d's work by giving them express tickets to Hell. You ungrateful, unpatriotic leech. What do you think would have happened if good men like us Marines refused to take up the good fight? You'd be living under Sharia right now. You'd be a slave to those savage heathens and your kid would be named Jihad Junior. You can't understand what we went through for the sake of protecting your freedoms."
I grabbed the hot pocket from his hand and held it up to his face.
"You think you could eat hot pockets like this if we didn't go to Iraq? Think again, joy boy."
And I crushed the hot pockets in my hand. The liberal looked at me angrily, then grinned sinisterly.
"You jarheads are all the same grade A idiots. You think you were sent to Iraq to fight for our freedoms? Wake up, sheep! You were there to make sure the government could get its hands on oil."
At the face of such nonsense I could not contain my laughter.
"I know all about air transportation, kid. And let me tell you something, you're not shipping billions of gallons of oil back here, it's just not going to happen."
The liberal opened his mouth, and at that moment my right fist (whom I call Smith, the other one is called Wesson by the way) slammed into his face and launched him backwards. He fell onto his ass, and couldn't do anything but look at me with a shocked and frightened expression.
I said:
"This was for insulting the brotherhood of the greatest fighting machines mankind has ever seen."
The liberal looked around him, thinking that someone would call the police or at lift him up, but those brave patriotic Americans did not lift a finger to help him. Instead, they all started clapping, and soon chants of "USA! USA! USA!" followed. Afraid for his life, the worm ran outside the McDonald's on all fours.
With all due respect to them, if Vietnam veterans didn't pussy out and bloodied their hands a little bit with those damn hippies back in the day, none of this would have happened. I was once again assured of the greatness of myself, and of other brave warriors that I had known.

Feretal · Post by **Feretal** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:13 am #60382

hot pockets are good

peoplearestrange · Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:04 pm

You guys confuse the fuck out of me, on a daily basis.
Sometimes I really hate this place, other days I'm crying with laughter because of your shenanigans.

I'd hate myself for leaving, I hate myself for staying.
God dammit you've created a purgatory on the internet...

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:50 pm #60563

peoplearestrange wrote:You guys confuse the fuck out of me, on a daily basis.
Sometimes I really hate this place, other days I'm crying with laughter because of your shenanigans.

I'd hate myself for leaving, I hate myself for staying.
God dammit you've created a purgatory on the internet...

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:32 pm #60571

>there will never be a season 2

peoplearestrange · Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:59 pm

miggles wrote:>there will never be a season 2

Of firefly?
;_;7

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:06 pm #60596

peoplearestrange wrote:
miggles wrote:>there will never be a season 2
Of firefly?
;_;7

of symbionic titan

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:16 pm #60601

peoplearestrange wrote:
miggles wrote:>there will never be a season 2
Of firefly?
;_;7

no, shut the fuck up

of that ^

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:27 pm #60608

s-shut up

I believe in Nozaki-kun ;_;

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:43 pm #60611

if you ask me what my all-time favorite jpeg image on the internet i’ve ever seen was it’d be this. i have had sleepless nights thinking about this photo, i have considered writing papers on this photo dozens of pages long. there is more to this photo than meets the eye and it invokes emotions in me that range from incredible humor to crippling sadness, from tremendous disgust to absolute universal oneness and zen. i don’t expect everyone to understand and see what i see in this photo but i just want to share what this means to me. i’ve seen plenty of interesting and thought-provoking things in my life on the net, but this one has to be the absolute highest gold standard for my life thus far.

the first thing to understand about this image is the context. this image was taken from here, a study done to compare how expensive many liquids are by the gallon.

here are a few basic points to consider. keep in mind, this only covers 10% of it.

01. look closely (zoom in if you have to) on the label on the bag. read aloud what it says.

02. knowing what you know about point 1, it can be interpreted as a ziplock bag of children’s blood.

03. there is no way human blood is stored or contained in a ziplock bag.

04. why is there a label on this bag? was the label actually a document from the hospital, or did she make it herself?

05. this is a gallon of children’s blood. how many children contributed to this bag?

06. was it a single child? was it taken out all at once or were there intervals in the siphoning process?

07. obviously taking out this much blood immediately would kill a small child.

08. there is no humanly possible way that a bunch of random mixed up children donated blood into one container, even if they all had the same blood type.

09. how did this woman get access to children’s blood? did she move it from a real container to a ziplock? why did she do that?

10. it looks like she had some problems transferring the blood (by the looks of the top of the bag). does she not care that children’s blood has been spilled on her floor?

11. is it her house? where is she? look at the surroundings. beige walls, a bookshelf to the right, wood table to the left with a gallon of paint. she is clearly not at a hospital.

12. it’s nothing short of an “”“”“”aesthetic”“”“” that this woman is wearing a blood red sweater and red lipstick. i have never seen someone more successfully rock a flannel shirt underneath a sweater with the collar popped and the bottom not tucked in.

13. human blood can’t just be tossed in the back seat of your ford taurus and driven home from the hospital to take a photo. it has to be stored in a freezer.

14. so this woman has to have connections with the medical industry to procure human blood, did she get fired from her position? was she arrested? why was this never on the news?

15. it is a bag of red wine

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:35 am #60672

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Feretal · Post by **Feretal** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:39 am #60681

Good I prefer red wine over white anyways

And that hairstyle and clothing are terrifying

danno · Post by **danno** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:43 am #60682

god damnit

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:22 am #60708

E: FUCK THAT SHIT - V