cuck shed

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 20, 2016 4:54 pm #178088

Bottom post of the previous page:

Wyzack wrote:Some times if the guy was a total shithead i will gib them post-ban, or if i am playing the round dress them up in a humiliating outfit and buckle them some place public

Sombrero of Shame?

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri May 20, 2016 5:21 pm #178100

Usually the schoolgirl dress if they are a dude, maybe chicken suit and a pig mask if they are a grill. Bonus points for de-limbing them first

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri May 20, 2016 6:05 pm #178114

Are there any admins that would like to hire me to fuck someone up?

Just give me 10 monkeys and a black slime extract, we'll have a deal.

Post by **oranges** » Sat May 21, 2016 8:17 am #178333

I really really like this thread.

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Sat May 21, 2016 9:48 am #178346

>look at this thread, going back a page or two
>people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax

literally why
everyone's got conflicting opinions and I thought that fuck pax wasn't invulnerable because i think they died shortly before the shuttle came
there was an ash drake floating in from spess (shoot whoever though that random event up) and fuck pax, hero of the station, began to attack it before disappearing in the chaos after I dragged them away because I was afraid they'd get cucked

he was not the hero we wanted, but he was the one he deserved

also I personally severed his left arm and dragged him around as his first slave owner/used him as a living body pillow maybe

Sidon · Post by **Sidon** » Sat May 21, 2016 6:02 pm #178442

You're right, you both should be rule 0'd.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat May 21, 2016 6:17 pm #178448

RedMcCloud wrote:>people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax

if i had any power here i would ban you alone for your avatar

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 22, 2016 3:49 am #178541

oranges wrote:I really really like this thread.

It's all yours my friend.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun May 22, 2016 4:50 am #178555

Armhulen wrote:
oranges wrote:I really really like this thread.
It's all yours my friend.

What're you, a commie? News flash: Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle

ShadowDimentio · Sun May 22, 2016 5:20 am

LOOK IT UP!

Sun May 22, 2016 7:00 am

I hope this thread is immune to this new boards 24 purge thing

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Sun May 22, 2016 7:10 am #178592

sticky posts are immune, yes

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:48 am #178606

Mackerel wrote:
RedMcCloud wrote:>people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax
if i had any power here i would ban you alone for your avatar

well that's totally not rude as fuck
literally why

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun May 22, 2016 10:53 am #178620

RedMcCloud wrote:
Mackerel wrote:
RedMcCloud wrote:>people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax
if i had any power here i would ban you alone for your avatar
well that's totally not rude as fuck
literally why

because you look like a furfag and we need to gas lizards and abominations like you.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun May 22, 2016 12:19 pm #178626

I agree, gas the liggers race war now.

Blackcurrity sprites when?

Lumbermancer · Sun May 22, 2016 1:42 pm

They look like shit.

IrishWristWatch0 · Sun May 22, 2016 2:16 pm

You look like shit

Lumbermancer · Sun May 22, 2016 3:43 pm

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!

confused rock · Sun May 22, 2016 6:07 pm

>try to do a hostage gimmick
>kidnap griff murderbone
>he goes catatonic
fuck you.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun May 22, 2016 6:22 pm #178691

The unloved rock wrote:>try to do a hostage gimmick
>kidnap griff murderbone
>he goes catatonic
fuck you.

>WOW FUCK YOU FOR GHOSTING BECAUSE I KIDNAPPED YOU

I mean I keep trying to find a way to sympathize with you, but you're still garbage no matter which way I look at it.

Screemonster · Sun May 22, 2016 6:32 pm

Mackerel wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:>try to do a hostage gimmick
>kidnap griff murderbone
>he goes catatonic
fuck you.
>WOW FUCK YOU FOR GHOSTING BECAUSE I KIDNAPPED YOU

I mean I keep trying to find a way to sympathize with you, but you're still garbage no matter which way I look at it.

No, no, ghosting because you don't "win" is genuinely scrub behaviour

confused rock · Sun May 22, 2016 6:59 pm

Mackerel wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:>try to do a hostage gimmick
>kidnap griff murderbone
>he goes catatonic
fuck you.
>WOW FUCK YOU FOR GHOSTING BECAUSE I KIDNAPPED YOU

I mean I keep trying to find a way to sympathize with you, but you're still garbage no matter which way I look at it.

fuck you too

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun May 22, 2016 7:00 pm #178703

Screemonster wrote:
Mackerel wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:>try to do a hostage gimmick
>kidnap griff murderbone
>he goes catatonic
fuck you.
>WOW FUCK YOU FOR GHOSTING BECAUSE I KIDNAPPED YOU

I mean I keep trying to find a way to sympathize with you, but you're still garbage no matter which way I look at it.
No, no, ghosting because you don't "win" is genuinely scrub behaviour

Yeah you know, someone was a scrub because they felt like they had better things to do than get involved in some garbage roleplay where they get kidnapped instead of working in the area they wanted to.
So you insult them based on how or what they wanted to do at the time because they didn't play along with their barbie house fetish.

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sun May 22, 2016 7:04 pm #178704

>Detective is running around with a handcuffed bleeding man
>Run up and tell him to stop so I can fix him up as Mediborg
>"borg he is a traitor"

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun May 22, 2016 7:09 pm #178705

Skorvold wrote:>Detective is running around with a handcuffed bleeding man
>Run up and tell him to stop so I can fix him up as Mediborg
>"borg he is a traitor"

>get destroyed by a chemist in a chaplin suit after I just made like 30 Bicard/Kelotane patches
>HoS shows up and drags my bleeding corpse around for 15 minutes before he asks someone what to do with the traitor corpse
>puts me in a bodybag and kills someone in perma, putting them inside too

That HoS might as well have been a lizard considering security was full of them.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun May 22, 2016 10:52 pm #178771

i didnt surive the purge of shit

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue May 24, 2016 7:10 am #179543

where is next shitposting thread

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Fri May 27, 2016 7:15 am #180767

itt:
Mackerel ruins everything
don't be like Mackerel

Spoiler:

anyways back on topic:
has the 1911 done stamina damage for a while? because before I took a hiatus from tg and ss13 i made a thread about possible detective alt weapons, and one of them was a 1911 that fired rubber ball ammo that did fatigue damage
during a gang round, i got shot with a 1911, and my stamina plummeted. people were talking in dead chat about how it apparently does a massive amount of fatigue damage AND lots of brute, and i honestly was pissed
i'm gonna assume my idea was stolen because literally no one notified me that, 'hey, part of your idea was implemented into the game!'

Post by **oranges** » Fri May 27, 2016 11:16 am #180799

RedMcCloud wrote:itt:
Mackerel ruins everything
don't be like Mackerel

Spoiler:
but seriously stop being an absolute cock to everyone for no reason, it got old fast

Did your lizard fee fees get hurt?

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Fri May 27, 2016 12:39 pm #180814

Red, I added stamina damage to .45 rounds, because the c-20r is a .45 ACP SMG and it doesn't stun anymore, rather it does stamina damage and knocks you down. I did not add the 1911 to gang or anything so I don't know the balance there, but claiming anything is "your idea" in an open source codebase with tons of contributors is hilarious as fuck

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri May 27, 2016 1:26 pm #180823

RedMcCloud wrote:but seriously stop being an absolute cock to everyone for no reason, it got old fast

I'll shit on the sun roof of your car you petty little furfag.
Keep shitting on coderbus and getting pissy in an open source project so I have a real reason to metagrudge you.

IrishWristWatch0 · Fri May 27, 2016 1:55 pm

Mackerel wrote:
RedMcCloud wrote:snip
I'll shit on the sun roof of your car you petty little furfag.
Keep shitting on coderbus and getting pissy in an open source project so I have a real reason to metagrudge you.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:11 pm #180884

What the fuck even is this board holy shit what

I completely missed its existence because i am such a forumsperge that i use active topics to read every single thread and threads on this board do not show up there

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:27 pm #180888

This is where you belong Wyzack. I am going to ask King Longbow to banish you to the Shadow Real- I mean the cuck shed.

IrishWristWatch0 · Sat May 28, 2016 11:25 pm

Feel free to pander me with money all day.

Post by **oranges** » Sun May 29, 2016 6:41 am #181541

Why waste our money when Kor is offering half your rates?

Bolien · Post by **Bolien** » Mon May 30, 2016 7:25 am #181947

Hulk defends his murderbone spree of the 15 (mostly brain dead due to update) crew.
Just

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon May 30, 2016 8:11 am #181949

Meet: the cancer that is killing /tg/.

Bolien · Post by **Bolien** » Mon May 30, 2016 8:20 am #181952

DemonFiren wrote:Meet: the cancer that is killing /tg/.

The best part is he killed himself at the start of the next round.
Someone please WAKE ME UP.

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Mon May 30, 2016 8:21 am #181953

pls ban thx

IrishWristWatch0 · Mon May 30, 2016 1:06 pm

tbh I'm going to start looking into people who don't get antag suicides.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Mon May 30, 2016 6:42 pm #182088

the nigger just admitted it, whats to look into further than fucking starting at ground zero.

ban him from antag roles and just

about it later

IrishWristWatch0 · Mon May 30, 2016 6:43 pm

Mackerel wrote:the nigger just admitted it, whats to look into further than fucking starting at ground zero.

ban him from antag roles and just about it later

I've seen muiltiple people with the IC name of Hulk Hogan.

Bolien · Post by **Bolien** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:01 pm #182141

His ckey was Doohm or Dhoom, just an fyi if you care to track this ish.

onleavedontatme · Mon May 30, 2016 10:31 pm

You guys are just jealous that he escaped the grief lottery.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue May 31, 2016 9:00 am #182374

Shut up Kor and fill your secret ban quota.

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Tue May 31, 2016 12:12 pm #182397

Kor wrote:You guys are just jealous that he escaped the grief lottery.

How do I win this? Is it scratch ticket or power ball related.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue May 31, 2016 6:41 pm #182466

The ban quota requires we ban 2 and a half people for no reason weekly to maintain a perfect record.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:34 am #182612

I was thinking about doing a friendly blob but, I'm not sure the captain would really care for that.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:20 am #182736

>friendly solo antags.
Cancer, total complete cancer.

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:28 pm #182807

>playerbase removes all my anti-murderboning tools
>says that i should be job-banned for not stopping murderboning

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