no

[PKPenguin321]

Bottom post of the previous page:

tbh it's shouldn't be stickied

it should be put in a subforum where it won't be deleted
call it cuck's greatests hits

Yeah do this

Anywho seeya Jeff, I'm glad you thought highly of me at least

[TheColdTurtle]

50th post yay

[TheColdTurtle]

FUCK

[Bolien]

W E W

[TehSteveo]

Hello.

[TechnoAlchemist]

Living proof that /tg/ has actually gotten worse over time.

Yeah, back in the good ol days people put their "I'm leaving" rants into video form. No effort from the kids now.

Holy FUCK

[oranges]

Living proof that /tg/ has actually gotten worse over time.

Yeah, back in the good ol days people put their "I'm leaving" rants into video form. No effort from the kids now.

DELETE THIS

[ThanatosRa]

put me in the screenshot

[MrStonedOne]

tbh it's shouldn't be stickied

it should be put in a subforum where it won't be deleted
call it cuck's greatests hits

Done, Called it Salt Reserves

[lzimann]

based mso

[Drynwyn]

literally who

[onleavedontatme]

tbh it's shouldn't be stickied

it should be put in a subforum where it won't be deleted
call it cuck's greatests hits

Done, Called it Salt Reserves

Doesn't this defeat the point of the shed?

[lzimann]

think of this as a shed+

[TheColdTurtle]

It's perfect

[Archie700]

tbh it's shouldn't be stickied

it should be put in a subforum where it won't be deleted
call it cuck's greatests hits

Done, Called it Salt Reserves

Doesn't this defeat the point of the shed?

No.

Shed is for shitposting.

This is for when you want the meme to live forever.

Much better than stickying topics and risk having half the board filled with stickies.

Also what have I done mso took my suggestion aaaaaaaaaa

[Archie700]

I should probably just give info about Byosfeer and Snerdly but I don't feel like it.

The OP is so filled with hypocrisy it's a wonder my eyes held out.

[TheColdTurtle]

Should we add moonlighting here?

[Jacough]

I should probably just give info about Byosfeer and Snerdly but I don't feel like it.

The OP is so filled with hypocrisy it's a wonder my eyes held out.

I didn't realize this was Snerdly's butt buddy. Kind of figured the guy was metagaming despite all his smooth talk

[MrStonedOne]

Doesn't this defeat the point of the shed?

One, topics can not be created here, only moved here, two, it's not subject to the protection from moving that the hut has, so you can also move topics here then ask me to move them to the hut proper.

[artsauce]

what the fuck RICHARD

Bye felicia, cant say ill miss you

[oranges]

what the fuck RICHARD

Bye felicia, cant say ill miss you

he joined just to post this

[Archie700]

Doesn't this defeat the point of the shed?

One, topics can not be created here, only moved here, two, it's not subject to the protection from moving that the hut has, so you can also move topics here then ask me to move them to the hut proper.

Like anyone will want a topic from here to be moved to the hut

[MrStonedOne]

The bit you might not be aware of archie, is only I can move topics to the hut because it has purge enabled.

The idea being that mods could move shit her then pm me asking me to move it to the hut if it's not worthy to keep around.

[J_Madison]

Your shitlist matches mine, except my list has your names additionally.

[Professor Hangar]

It's like the forum equivalent of a bunch of heads on spikes in front of the gates

[Zellion]

FUCK you guys this server is shit im out of here
>someone posts
wow youre so stupid and dont listen lmao im fucking out of this plac
>someone posts
lol jesus this place is still shit and no one listens man peace out with this shitty ass server
>someone posts
damn you just cant get my wisdom dude sheesh im out of this shithole bye forever
???

[TheColdTurtle]

What did he mean by this

[CPTANT]

I actually read hist post.

[Jacough]

FUCK you guys this server is shit im out of here
>someone posts
wow youre so stupid and dont listen lmao im fucking out of this plac
>someone posts
lol jesus this place is still shit and no one listens man peace out with this shitty ass server
>someone posts
damn you just cant get my wisdom dude sheesh im out of this shithole bye forever
???

To his credit he actually did fuck off

[Ricotez]

so this thread is just a circlejerk now about "haha look at this salty guy"

[lzimann]

so this thread is just a circlejerk now about "haha look at this salty guy"

haha look at this guy salty about people laughing at the salty guy!

[Anonmare]

so this thread is just a circlejerk now about "haha look at this salty guy"

haha look at this guy salty about people laughing at the salty guy!

Haha look at this salt about a guy's leaving causing salt to another guy

[ShadowDimentio]

The salt has become viral, FUCK! GET YOUR SUITS ON, QUICK!

[John_Oxford]

Hello friends. As some of you may have noticed, I have been permabanned.

thats a shame, you were such a outstanding pillar of the community, its like i knew exactly who you were.


don't fear though, im still about to pick apart your post.

[John_Oxford]

banned for no decent reason by a hideous Pepsi-soaked loli abomination

almost like you expected anything else from a hideous pepsi soaked loli abomination, i give you points for preaching the truth about saeg's fetish for sticky 11 year olds.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and list every little cancer cell that is slowly killing /tg/

your missing the point, that's probally why you got banned, tg in of itself is cancer, trying to make a cancer cell less cancerous is dumb.

as I think it is a valuable bastion against the autism and shitty playerbases and code found in other servers that is slowly being lost to shitlers.
Without further ado, I present to you:
Why /tg/ is becoming fucking awful Electric Boogaloo:

thanks, your opinion is totally going to be conducted, concluded, and taken into account by all the people your about to mention.

1. Is this Call of Duty or SS13?

it's not, we are a strictly 18+ server (even though some of the admins are blatantly underage)

It is literally impossible to have a decent session of roleplay on either server, especially Sybil.

have you tried not trying to find rp on a low rp server? or did that just slip your mind you autistic fuck?

Now, you may be thinking "b-b-but byosfeer how does dis relate 2 COD you stupide faget". Well I'll fucking tell you. COD is basically an objective-driven run-and-gun that was originally built for teamwork and tactical decision making,

t. battlefield
t. arma 2
t. arma 3
t. medal of honor
t. field

though it has become a shitshow of who can get the most kills/objectives, who is the most elite xxxMLGxxx, blah blah look at my gunz fuckfest.

it's always been like that you fuck, literally all the way back to the big red one everyone was like "wew lads i can sniper with m1 grand 1v1 me with garands only no knife"

Think about it: the amount of powergaming, validhunting, objective-driven fuck-your-enemy-over-at-all-costs garbage present on /tg/ has only grown and grown. Even on Basil, which is considered a refuge of RP among the two servers is effected, they are just better at playing the long game and stocking up on laser guns. Basil is a bunch of wolves patiently stalking prey, Sybil is a school of bloodthirsty piranhas striking as soon as possible. This cancerous growth of "only I can win, fuck all of you" mentality has effectively destroyed any opportunity for roleplay, as everyone is too busy making stunprods and cablecuffs to fuck over their co-workers at the first sign of trouble. No one interacts purposefully anymore. It's a shitfest, and if you aren't a flaming shit-smeared autist you will agree. Security especially has become a nest of powergamers who enjoy fucking with people. ALSO: Why in the FUCK is there a space law penalty for murder AND a cloning machine if murder under seemingly any circumstances (if you are not valid) results in a fast and fiery ban? The permabrig exists for a reason, and I'm sure anyone worth their salt can stand being murdered if they were behaving awfully and get cloned, with out being... well, salty. Murder happens in real life, and there are valid and effective solutions in game to punish murderers and recover those murdered. I'm not saying that killing anyone and everyone should be allowed, but if a player is being garbage and breaking in all over and trying to steal important shit, I don't see a reason why other crew members can't kill others who are just causing shit repeatedly. Just a thought. And the strictness on inane rules leads me to my following point...

>im going to be salty about a server's culture then try to go against it and wonder why said culture doesnt want me anymore

The long-term health of any server is based primarily around the quality of the staff. Not only that, but the attitude of the staff members rubs off on the playerbase. I have found that many of the staff members are caustic, cynical, and patronizing to the point that any offense is frequently met with a "What the fuck are you doing you fucking retard here's a ban, don't even try explaining" or "Guilty until proven innocent" response.

see: admin circlejerk
see: what i've been saying for so long
see: admin conspiracy
>literally what did you expect

I've been banned before for decent reasons, however I can't count the number of times that I've skirted or actually been given a ban for completely garbage reasons. It seems as though some staff have this attitude where rather than taking care of something they care about, they have been FORCED into monitoring people who they just think of as troublemaking retards, rather than humans prone to mistakes. Not only that, but I don't really think that the admins acknowledge the fact that they can make mistakes themselves. I'd like to drop a few names of the worst offenders in my opinion. Owegno, Okand37, Saegrimr, Alphabetaa. Basically anyone who does the "*bwoink* Hey, got a minute" meme, for the most part (some exceptions). So cut the shit. You're no better than anyone else in this shitty game. You spend hours hunched in front of a monitor just like us, the only difference is you can make people not play a 2d spess game. You have to understand that you have a direct impact on the attitude and mood of the server. And the "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, INCORRECT, FUCK YOU CRIMINAL SCUM" attitude is just awful- Sometimes, people make stupid choices and put someone into crit in the heat of the moment. Sometimes, people get angry after being harassed by the same person for a few rounds and strike back. People are prone to human emotion, and that yields mistakes. You have to understand this and respond appropriately- cutting everything off at the head is NOT the way to go. The permabans should really be reserved for the pure garbage: the 10-connection, 10-note 3-ban people who show up only to grief. The people who go straight from the arrival shuttle to welderbomb. The people who GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to shit everything up. I like to think I play the game well. Sure, I fuck up now and then and make mistakes. I certainly have made some larger mistakes. But it's not like I don't have good moments as well. I'm not a net loss to the server. The people who fuck up, show remorse, and actually do put in effort to being good most rounds are just as good as those with clean record. We're all human. (except for liggers, fuck liggers)

no, at this point i got tired of breaking down your terribly autistic post revolving around and pointing out shit that is simply how tg is, if you don't like it you dont have to play here you autistic monogolid, kill yourself


Good luck, /tg/. And thanks for the good times.

BONUS ROUND: Extra Super Space Overtime Game Of The Year Platinum Deluxe Edition
I decided to toss this part in, think of it as a bonus reel. I'd like to explain why exactly led up to the actions that got me banned. It had been a long, infuriating day of SS13. I had been killed, abused, left to rot, and generally shat on more times than I can remember. Adminhelp led nowhere, doctors were inept, security was cruel and absent, and the crew was generally hateful. After some clear metagrudging with a side of grief, I was getting close to my breaking point. The two final rounds went like this:
Round 1: Chance and I decide to take over the station. We start the A$AP Mob, and with deft skills and overwhelming robustness, we manage to case the armory, hunt down antags, free the innocent members of the crew, and restore perfect justice. We fucked up some shitters and stopped some cucks from trying to be a hero (We're looking at you, mime). It was all in all a great round. Chance and I had our fun. We got back at the cruel and inept security composed of an unrobust HoS, Derek Westbrook, and Catherine... I forget her last name. We ravaged those who tried to stop us, and generally steamrolled the station. We were like some Robin Hood motherfuckers, and I truly consider it to be one of my proudest moments, rule-breaking or not.
Round 2: THE FINAL BOSS. It's lowpop Sybil, time to be the clown and scare people by popping out of maintenance! I managed to get all access, and I began to prank the shit out of the warden. He was a real dick, and as a result I decided to steal his armory. I had every intention of returning it shortly, but not before Lydia Alice came at me with a syringe gun, and with no words began to fire syringes of an unknown substance at me. The only thing I had to defend myself was an axe, so I pulled it out and tried to intimidate her, to no avail. I tried to disarm her, to no avail. So, with a heavy heart I had to hit her. Though, she was able to get the jump on me. Looks like I was headed to chloral town, but NOPE! Immediate decapitation. Escalation from 30-100 in a second.I am borged, and as I am wandering in maintenance I am randomly blown, only to be recovered by Lydia. After being put back into my body and cloned, I decided to exact my revenge. I was going to slip her, cuff her, and dress her up as a sexy clown and tote her around as my waifu. A second murder occured, more brutal than the last. Cloned again. So, the third time I got into a spooky disguise and went after her, with the intention of arresting her and bringing her to security. Nope. This time, she gets me and cuts me apart. I am then borged again. Soon enough, I call up Chance IRL and have him hop online to help me out. He logs in. He orders me to open the upload under law 2, and complying with my laws I open the doors for him. He then uploads Antimov. I then go back, murder Lydia as my laws permit, and then moments later I am banned. Totally fucking worth it, thanks, goodbye, have a nice day.

act like a antag get treated like a antag you autistic shit fuck.

"guys im so robust"
"guys why are you killing me, i was just breaking into security with all access"
"guys i stole the entire armory why are you killing me"
"guys stop"
"alright fuck you guys im going to call my metabuddy and have him change my laws to allow me to kill you"
"guys im going to post sixteen paragraphs about how your bad for banning me for breaking the rules"

kill yourself, now

Bonus bonus: The wanted list.
Here's a quick list of the players who really need to take some lessons from this post. You guys are trouble.
Lane Stewart
Derek Westbrook
Kat Richards
Sort of kind of Smells-The-Feet, you've gotten better. c:
Loves-The-Lizards
Most lizards, for that matter.
Most people who play security, or anyone who plans on playing security.
Basically everyone

no idea who lane is.
no idea who derek is
kat's cool, obviously decided to be a autistic chucklefuck and you got shit on.
smell's is cool, obviously deserves to be gassed though
loves is cool, but see above.
most lizards are cancer, but you weren't around for lucky and his autism.
>most people who are or plan on playing security

are you so unbelievably autistic that you can't wrap your mind around the fact that letting people do what they want is a recipe for destruction because there are no actual reprocussions for actions you do on the station other than rule breaking.

lots of paragraphs missing, to much autism in one post, i can't break all of it down.
-ox

[John_Oxford]

banned for no decent reason by a hideous Pepsi-soaked loli abomination

almost like you expected anything else from a hideous pepsi soaked loli abomination, i give you points for preaching the truth about saeg's fetish for sticky 11 year olds.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and list every little cancer cell that is slowly killing /tg/

your missing the point, that's probally why you got banned, tg in of itself is cancer, trying to make a cancer cell less cancerous is dumb.

as I think it is a valuable bastion against the autism and shitty playerbases and code found in other servers that is slowly being lost to shitlers.
Without further ado, I present to you:
Why /tg/ is becoming fucking awful Electric Boogaloo:

thanks, your opinion is totally going to be conducted, concluded, and taken into account by all the people your about to mention.

1. Is this Call of Duty or SS13?

it's not, we are a strictly 18+ server (even though some of the admins are blatantly underage)

It is literally impossible to have a decent session of roleplay on either server, especially Sybil.

have you tried not trying to find rp on a low rp server? or did that just slip your mind you autistic fuck?

Now, you may be thinking "b-b-but byosfeer how does dis relate 2 COD you stupide faget". Well I'll fucking tell you. COD is basically an objective-driven run-and-gun that was originally built for teamwork and tactical decision making,

t. battlefield
t. arma 2
t. arma 3
t. medal of honor
t. field

though it has become a shitshow of who can get the most kills/objectives, who is the most elite xxxMLGxxx, blah blah look at my gunz fuckfest.

it's always been like that you fuck, literally all the way back to the big red one everyone was like "wew lads i can sniper with m1 grand 1v1 me with garands only no knife"

Think about it: the amount of powergaming, validhunting, objective-driven fuck-your-enemy-over-at-all-costs garbage present on /tg/ has only grown and grown. Even on Basil, which is considered a refuge of RP among the two servers is effected, they are just better at playing the long game and stocking up on laser guns. Basil is a bunch of wolves patiently stalking prey, Sybil is a school of bloodthirsty piranhas striking as soon as possible. This cancerous growth of "only I can win, fuck all of you" mentality has effectively destroyed any opportunity for roleplay, as everyone is too busy making stunprods and cablecuffs to fuck over their co-workers at the first sign of trouble. No one interacts purposefully anymore. It's a shitfest, and if you aren't a flaming shit-smeared autist you will agree. Security especially has become a nest of powergamers who enjoy fucking with people. ALSO: Why in the FUCK is there a space law penalty for murder AND a cloning machine if murder under seemingly any circumstances (if you are not valid) results in a fast and fiery ban? The permabrig exists for a reason, and I'm sure anyone worth their salt can stand being murdered if they were behaving awfully and get cloned, with out being... well, salty. Murder happens in real life, and there are valid and effective solutions in game to punish murderers and recover those murdered. I'm not saying that killing anyone and everyone should be allowed, but if a player is being garbage and breaking in all over and trying to steal important shit, I don't see a reason why other crew members can't kill others who are just causing shit repeatedly. Just a thought. And the strictness on inane rules leads me to my following point...

>im going to be salty about a server's culture then try to go against it and wonder why said culture doesnt want me anymore

The long-term health of any server is based primarily around the quality of the staff. Not only that, but the attitude of the staff members rubs off on the playerbase. I have found that many of the staff members are caustic, cynical, and patronizing to the point that any offense is frequently met with a "What the fuck are you doing you fucking retard here's a ban, don't even try explaining" or "Guilty until proven innocent" response.

see: admin circlejerk
see: what i've been saying for so long
see: admin conspiracy
>literally what did you expect

I've been banned before for decent reasons, however I can't count the number of times that I've skirted or actually been given a ban for completely garbage reasons. It seems as though some staff have this attitude where rather than taking care of something they care about, they have been FORCED into monitoring people who they just think of as troublemaking retards, rather than humans prone to mistakes. Not only that, but I don't really think that the admins acknowledge the fact that they can make mistakes themselves. I'd like to drop a few names of the worst offenders in my opinion. Owegno, Okand37, Saegrimr, Alphabetaa. Basically anyone who does the "*bwoink* Hey, got a minute" meme, for the most part (some exceptions). So cut the shit. You're no better than anyone else in this shitty game. You spend hours hunched in front of a monitor just like us, the only difference is you can make people not play a 2d spess game. You have to understand that you have a direct impact on the attitude and mood of the server. And the "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, INCORRECT, FUCK YOU CRIMINAL SCUM" attitude is just awful- Sometimes, people make stupid choices and put someone into crit in the heat of the moment. Sometimes, people get angry after being harassed by the same person for a few rounds and strike back. People are prone to human emotion, and that yields mistakes. You have to understand this and respond appropriately- cutting everything off at the head is NOT the way to go. The permabans should really be reserved for the pure garbage: the 10-connection, 10-note 3-ban people who show up only to grief. The people who go straight from the arrival shuttle to welderbomb. The people who GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to shit everything up. I like to think I play the game well. Sure, I fuck up now and then and make mistakes. I certainly have made some larger mistakes. But it's not like I don't have good moments as well. I'm not a net loss to the server. The people who fuck up, show remorse, and actually do put in effort to being good most rounds are just as good as those with clean record. We're all human. (except for liggers, fuck liggers)

no, at this point i got tired of breaking down your terribly autistic post revolving around and pointing out shit that is simply how tg is, if you don't like it you dont have to play here you autistic monogolid, kill yourself


Good luck, /tg/. And thanks for the good times.

BONUS ROUND: Extra Super Space Overtime Game Of The Year Platinum Deluxe Edition
I decided to toss this part in, think of it as a bonus reel. I'd like to explain why exactly led up to the actions that got me banned. It had been a long, infuriating day of SS13. I had been killed, abused, left to rot, and generally shat on more times than I can remember. Adminhelp led nowhere, doctors were inept, security was cruel and absent, and the crew was generally hateful. After some clear metagrudging with a side of grief, I was getting close to my breaking point. The two final rounds went like this:
Round 1: Chance and I decide to take over the station. We start the A$AP Mob, and with deft skills and overwhelming robustness, we manage to case the armory, hunt down antags, free the innocent members of the crew, and restore perfect justice. We fucked up some shitters and stopped some cucks from trying to be a hero (We're looking at you, mime). It was all in all a great round. Chance and I had our fun. We got back at the cruel and inept security composed of an unrobust HoS, Derek Westbrook, and Catherine... I forget her last name. We ravaged those who tried to stop us, and generally steamrolled the station. We were like some Robin Hood motherfuckers, and I truly consider it to be one of my proudest moments, rule-breaking or not.
Round 2: THE FINAL BOSS. It's lowpop Sybil, time to be the clown and scare people by popping out of maintenance! I managed to get all access, and I began to prank the shit out of the warden. He was a real dick, and as a result I decided to steal his armory. I had every intention of returning it shortly, but not before Lydia Alice came at me with a syringe gun, and with no words began to fire syringes of an unknown substance at me. The only thing I had to defend myself was an axe, so I pulled it out and tried to intimidate her, to no avail. I tried to disarm her, to no avail. So, with a heavy heart I had to hit her. Though, she was able to get the jump on me. Looks like I was headed to chloral town, but NOPE! Immediate decapitation. Escalation from 30-100 in a second.I am borged, and as I am wandering in maintenance I am randomly blown, only to be recovered by Lydia. After being put back into my body and cloned, I decided to exact my revenge. I was going to slip her, cuff her, and dress her up as a sexy clown and tote her around as my waifu. A second murder occured, more brutal than the last. Cloned again. So, the third time I got into a spooky disguise and went after her, with the intention of arresting her and bringing her to security. Nope. This time, she gets me and cuts me apart. I am then borged again. Soon enough, I call up Chance IRL and have him hop online to help me out. He logs in. He orders me to open the upload under law 2, and complying with my laws I open the doors for him. He then uploads Antimov. I then go back, murder Lydia as my laws permit, and then moments later I am banned. Totally fucking worth it, thanks, goodbye, have a nice day.

act like a antag get treated like a antag you autistic shit fuck.

"guys im so robust"
"guys why are you killing me, i was just breaking into security with all access"
"guys i stole the entire armory why are you killing me"
"guys stop"
"alright fuck you guys im going to call my metabuddy and have him change my laws to allow me to kill you"
"guys im going to post sixteen paragraphs about how your bad for banning me for breaking the rules"

kill yourself, now

Bonus bonus: The wanted list.
Here's a quick list of the players who really need to take some lessons from this post. You guys are trouble.
Lane Stewart
Derek Westbrook
Kat Richards
Sort of kind of Smells-The-Feet, you've gotten better. c:
Loves-The-Lizards
Most lizards, for that matter.
Most people who play security, or anyone who plans on playing security.
Basically everyone

no idea who lane is.
no idea who derek is
kat's cool, obviously decided to be a autistic chucklefuck and you got shit on.
smell's is cool, obviously deserves to be gassed though
loves is cool, but see above.
most lizards are cancer, but you weren't around for lucky and his autism.
>most people who are or plan on playing security

are you so unbelievably autistic that you can't wrap your mind around the fact that letting people do what they want is a recipe for destruction because there are no actual reprocussions for actions you do on the station other than rule breaking.

lots of paragraphs missing, to much autism in one post, i can't break all of it down.
-ox

[John_Oxford]

banned for no decent reason by a hideous Pepsi-soaked loli abomination

almost like you expected anything else from a hideous pepsi soaked loli abomination, i give you points for preaching the truth about saeg's fetish for sticky 11 year olds.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and list every little cancer cell that is slowly killing /tg/

your missing the point, that's probally why you got banned, tg in of itself is cancer, trying to make a cancer cell less cancerous is dumb.

as I think it is a valuable bastion against the autism and shitty playerbases and code found in other servers that is slowly being lost to shitlers.
Without further ado, I present to you:
Why /tg/ is becoming fucking awful Electric Boogaloo:

thanks, your opinion is totally going to be conducted, concluded, and taken into account by all the people your about to mention.

1. Is this Call of Duty or SS13?

it's not, we are a strictly 18+ server (even though some of the admins are blatantly underage)

It is literally impossible to have a decent session of roleplay on either server, especially Sybil.

have you tried not trying to find rp on a low rp server? or did that just slip your mind you autistic fuck?

Now, you may be thinking "b-b-but byosfeer how does dis relate 2 COD you stupide faget". Well I'll fucking tell you. COD is basically an objective-driven run-and-gun that was originally built for teamwork and tactical decision making,

t. battlefield
t. arma 2
t. arma 3
t. medal of honor
t. field

though it has become a shitshow of who can get the most kills/objectives, who is the most elite xxxMLGxxx, blah blah look at my gunz fuckfest.

it's always been like that you fuck, literally all the way back to the big red one everyone was like "wew lads i can sniper with m1 grand 1v1 me with garands only no knife"

Think about it: the amount of powergaming, validhunting, objective-driven fuck-your-enemy-over-at-all-costs garbage present on /tg/ has only grown and grown. Even on Basil, which is considered a refuge of RP among the two servers is effected, they are just better at playing the long game and stocking up on laser guns. Basil is a bunch of wolves patiently stalking prey, Sybil is a school of bloodthirsty piranhas striking as soon as possible. This cancerous growth of "only I can win, fuck all of you" mentality has effectively destroyed any opportunity for roleplay, as everyone is too busy making stunprods and cablecuffs to fuck over their co-workers at the first sign of trouble. No one interacts purposefully anymore. It's a shitfest, and if you aren't a flaming shit-smeared autist you will agree. Security especially has become a nest of powergamers who enjoy fucking with people. ALSO: Why in the FUCK is there a space law penalty for murder AND a cloning machine if murder under seemingly any circumstances (if you are not valid) results in a fast and fiery ban? The permabrig exists for a reason, and I'm sure anyone worth their salt can stand being murdered if they were behaving awfully and get cloned, with out being... well, salty. Murder happens in real life, and there are valid and effective solutions in game to punish murderers and recover those murdered. I'm not saying that killing anyone and everyone should be allowed, but if a player is being garbage and breaking in all over and trying to steal important shit, I don't see a reason why other crew members can't kill others who are just causing shit repeatedly. Just a thought. And the strictness on inane rules leads me to my following point...

>im going to be salty about a server's culture then try to go against it and wonder why said culture doesnt want me anymore

The long-term health of any server is based primarily around the quality of the staff. Not only that, but the attitude of the staff members rubs off on the playerbase. I have found that many of the staff members are caustic, cynical, and patronizing to the point that any offense is frequently met with a "What the fuck are you doing you fucking retard here's a ban, don't even try explaining" or "Guilty until proven innocent" response.

see: admin circlejerk
see: what i've been saying for so long
see: admin conspiracy
>literally what did you expect

I've been banned before for decent reasons, however I can't count the number of times that I've skirted or actually been given a ban for completely garbage reasons. It seems as though some staff have this attitude where rather than taking care of something they care about, they have been FORCED into monitoring people who they just think of as troublemaking retards, rather than humans prone to mistakes. Not only that, but I don't really think that the admins acknowledge the fact that they can make mistakes themselves. I'd like to drop a few names of the worst offenders in my opinion. Owegno, Okand37, Saegrimr, Alphabetaa. Basically anyone who does the "*bwoink* Hey, got a minute" meme, for the most part (some exceptions). So cut the shit. You're no better than anyone else in this shitty game. You spend hours hunched in front of a monitor just like us, the only difference is you can make people not play a 2d spess game. You have to understand that you have a direct impact on the attitude and mood of the server. And the "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, INCORRECT, FUCK YOU CRIMINAL SCUM" attitude is just awful- Sometimes, people make stupid choices and put someone into crit in the heat of the moment. Sometimes, people get angry after being harassed by the same person for a few rounds and strike back. People are prone to human emotion, and that yields mistakes. You have to understand this and respond appropriately- cutting everything off at the head is NOT the way to go. The permabans should really be reserved for the pure garbage: the 10-connection, 10-note 3-ban people who show up only to grief. The people who go straight from the arrival shuttle to welderbomb. The people who GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to shit everything up. I like to think I play the game well. Sure, I fuck up now and then and make mistakes. I certainly have made some larger mistakes. But it's not like I don't have good moments as well. I'm not a net loss to the server. The people who fuck up, show remorse, and actually do put in effort to being good most rounds are just as good as those with clean record. We're all human. (except for liggers, fuck liggers)

no, at this point i got tired of breaking down your terribly autistic post revolving around and pointing out shit that is simply how tg is, if you don't like it you dont have to play here you autistic monogolid, kill yourself


Good luck, /tg/. And thanks for the good times.

BONUS ROUND: Extra Super Space Overtime Game Of The Year Platinum Deluxe Edition
I decided to toss this part in, think of it as a bonus reel. I'd like to explain why exactly led up to the actions that got me banned. It had been a long, infuriating day of SS13. I had been killed, abused, left to rot, and generally shat on more times than I can remember. Adminhelp led nowhere, doctors were inept, security was cruel and absent, and the crew was generally hateful. After some clear metagrudging with a side of grief, I was getting close to my breaking point. The two final rounds went like this:
Round 1: Chance and I decide to take over the station. We start the A$AP Mob, and with deft skills and overwhelming robustness, we manage to case the armory, hunt down antags, free the innocent members of the crew, and restore perfect justice. We fucked up some shitters and stopped some cucks from trying to be a hero (We're looking at you, mime). It was all in all a great round. Chance and I had our fun. We got back at the cruel and inept security composed of an unrobust HoS, Derek Westbrook, and Catherine... I forget her last name. We ravaged those who tried to stop us, and generally steamrolled the station. We were like some Robin Hood motherfuckers, and I truly consider it to be one of my proudest moments, rule-breaking or not.
Round 2: THE FINAL BOSS. It's lowpop Sybil, time to be the clown and scare people by popping out of maintenance! I managed to get all access, and I began to prank the shit out of the warden. He was a real dick, and as a result I decided to steal his armory. I had every intention of returning it shortly, but not before Lydia Alice came at me with a syringe gun, and with no words began to fire syringes of an unknown substance at me. The only thing I had to defend myself was an axe, so I pulled it out and tried to intimidate her, to no avail. I tried to disarm her, to no avail. So, with a heavy heart I had to hit her. Though, she was able to get the jump on me. Looks like I was headed to chloral town, but NOPE! Immediate decapitation. Escalation from 30-100 in a second.I am borged, and as I am wandering in maintenance I am randomly blown, only to be recovered by Lydia. After being put back into my body and cloned, I decided to exact my revenge. I was going to slip her, cuff her, and dress her up as a sexy clown and tote her around as my waifu. A second murder occured, more brutal than the last. Cloned again. So, the third time I got into a spooky disguise and went after her, with the intention of arresting her and bringing her to security. Nope. This time, she gets me and cuts me apart. I am then borged again. Soon enough, I call up Chance IRL and have him hop online to help me out. He logs in. He orders me to open the upload under law 2, and complying with my laws I open the doors for him. He then uploads Antimov. I then go back, murder Lydia as my laws permit, and then moments later I am banned. Totally fucking worth it, thanks, goodbye, have a nice day.

act like a antag get treated like a antag you autistic shit fuck.

"guys im so robust"
"guys why are you killing me, i was just breaking into security with all access"
"guys i stole the entire armory why are you killing me"
"guys stop"
"alright fuck you guys im going to call my metabuddy and have him change my laws to allow me to kill you"
"guys im going to post sixteen paragraphs about how your bad for banning me for breaking the rules"

kill yourself, now

Bonus bonus: The wanted list.
Here's a quick list of the players who really need to take some lessons from this post. You guys are trouble.
Lane Stewart
Derek Westbrook
Kat Richards
Sort of kind of Smells-The-Feet, you've gotten better. c:
Loves-The-Lizards
Most lizards, for that matter.
Most people who play security, or anyone who plans on playing security.
Basically everyone

no idea who lane is.
no idea who derek is
kat's cool, obviously decided to be a autistic chucklefuck and you got shit on.
smell's is cool, obviously deserves to be gassed though
loves is cool, but see above.
most lizards are cancer, but you weren't around for lucky and his autism.
>most people who are or plan on playing security

are you so unbelievably autistic that you can't wrap your mind around the fact that letting people do what they want is a recipe for destruction because there are no actual reprocussions for actions you do on the station other than rule breaking.

lots of paragraphs missing, to much autism in one post, i can't break all of it down.
-ox

[John_Oxford]

banned for no decent reason by a hideous Pepsi-soaked loli abomination

almost like you expected anything else from a hideous pepsi soaked loli abomination, i give you points for preaching the truth about saeg's fetish for sticky 11 year olds.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and list every little cancer cell that is slowly killing /tg/

your missing the point, that's probally why you got banned, tg in of itself is cancer, trying to make a cancer cell less cancerous is dumb.

as I think it is a valuable bastion against the autism and shitty playerbases and code found in other servers that is slowly being lost to shitlers.
Without further ado, I present to you:
Why /tg/ is becoming fucking awful Electric Boogaloo:

thanks, your opinion is totally going to be conducted, concluded, and taken into account by all the people your about to mention.

1. Is this Call of Duty or SS13?

it's not, we are a strictly 18+ server (even though some of the admins are blatantly underage)

It is literally impossible to have a decent session of roleplay on either server, especially Sybil.

have you tried not trying to find rp on a low rp server? or did that just slip your mind you autistic fuck?

Now, you may be thinking "b-b-but byosfeer how does dis relate 2 COD you stupide faget". Well I'll fucking tell you. COD is basically an objective-driven run-and-gun that was originally built for teamwork and tactical decision making,

t. battlefield
t. arma 2
t. arma 3
t. medal of honor
t. field

though it has become a shitshow of who can get the most kills/objectives, who is the most elite xxxMLGxxx, blah blah look at my gunz fuckfest.

it's always been like that you fuck, literally all the way back to the big red one everyone was like "wew lads i can sniper with m1 grand 1v1 me with garands only no knife"

Think about it: the amount of powergaming, validhunting, objective-driven fuck-your-enemy-over-at-all-costs garbage present on /tg/ has only grown and grown. Even on Basil, which is considered a refuge of RP among the two servers is effected, they are just better at playing the long game and stocking up on laser guns. Basil is a bunch of wolves patiently stalking prey, Sybil is a school of bloodthirsty piranhas striking as soon as possible. This cancerous growth of "only I can win, fuck all of you" mentality has effectively destroyed any opportunity for roleplay, as everyone is too busy making stunprods and cablecuffs to fuck over their co-workers at the first sign of trouble. No one interacts purposefully anymore. It's a shitfest, and if you aren't a flaming shit-smeared autist you will agree. Security especially has become a nest of powergamers who enjoy fucking with people. ALSO: Why in the FUCK is there a space law penalty for murder AND a cloning machine if murder under seemingly any circumstances (if you are not valid) results in a fast and fiery ban? The permabrig exists for a reason, and I'm sure anyone worth their salt can stand being murdered if they were behaving awfully and get cloned, with out being... well, salty. Murder happens in real life, and there are valid and effective solutions in game to punish murderers and recover those murdered. I'm not saying that killing anyone and everyone should be allowed, but if a player is being garbage and breaking in all over and trying to steal important shit, I don't see a reason why other crew members can't kill others who are just causing shit repeatedly. Just a thought. And the strictness on inane rules leads me to my following point...

>im going to be salty about a server's culture then try to go against it and wonder why said culture doesnt want me anymore

The long-term health of any server is based primarily around the quality of the staff. Not only that, but the attitude of the staff members rubs off on the playerbase. I have found that many of the staff members are caustic, cynical, and patronizing to the point that any offense is frequently met with a "What the fuck are you doing you fucking retard here's a ban, don't even try explaining" or "Guilty until proven innocent" response.

see: admin circlejerk
see: what i've been saying for so long
see: admin conspiracy
>literally what did you expect

I've been banned before for decent reasons, however I can't count the number of times that I've skirted or actually been given a ban for completely garbage reasons. It seems as though some staff have this attitude where rather than taking care of something they care about, they have been FORCED into monitoring people who they just think of as troublemaking retards, rather than humans prone to mistakes. Not only that, but I don't really think that the admins acknowledge the fact that they can make mistakes themselves. I'd like to drop a few names of the worst offenders in my opinion. Owegno, Okand37, Saegrimr, Alphabetaa. Basically anyone who does the "*bwoink* Hey, got a minute" meme, for the most part (some exceptions). So cut the shit. You're no better than anyone else in this shitty game. You spend hours hunched in front of a monitor just like us, the only difference is you can make people not play a 2d spess game. You have to understand that you have a direct impact on the attitude and mood of the server. And the "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, INCORRECT, FUCK YOU CRIMINAL SCUM" attitude is just awful- Sometimes, people make stupid choices and put someone into crit in the heat of the moment. Sometimes, people get angry after being harassed by the same person for a few rounds and strike back. People are prone to human emotion, and that yields mistakes. You have to understand this and respond appropriately- cutting everything off at the head is NOT the way to go. The permabans should really be reserved for the pure garbage: the 10-connection, 10-note 3-ban people who show up only to grief. The people who go straight from the arrival shuttle to welderbomb. The people who GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to shit everything up. I like to think I play the game well. Sure, I fuck up now and then and make mistakes. I certainly have made some larger mistakes. But it's not like I don't have good moments as well. I'm not a net loss to the server. The people who fuck up, show remorse, and actually do put in effort to being good most rounds are just as good as those with clean record. We're all human. (except for liggers, fuck liggers)

no, at this point i got tired of breaking down your terribly autistic post revolving around and pointing out shit that is simply how tg is, if you don't like it you dont have to play here you autistic monogolid, kill yourself


Good luck, /tg/. And thanks for the good times.

BONUS ROUND: Extra Super Space Overtime Game Of The Year Platinum Deluxe Edition
I decided to toss this part in, think of it as a bonus reel. I'd like to explain why exactly led up to the actions that got me banned. It had been a long, infuriating day of SS13. I had been killed, abused, left to rot, and generally shat on more times than I can remember. Adminhelp led nowhere, doctors were inept, security was cruel and absent, and the crew was generally hateful. After some clear metagrudging with a side of grief, I was getting close to my breaking point. The two final rounds went like this:
Round 1: Chance and I decide to take over the station. We start the A$AP Mob, and with deft skills and overwhelming robustness, we manage to case the armory, hunt down antags, free the innocent members of the crew, and restore perfect justice. We fucked up some shitters and stopped some cucks from trying to be a hero (We're looking at you, mime). It was all in all a great round. Chance and I had our fun. We got back at the cruel and inept security composed of an unrobust HoS, Derek Westbrook, and Catherine... I forget her last name. We ravaged those who tried to stop us, and generally steamrolled the station. We were like some Robin Hood motherfuckers, and I truly consider it to be one of my proudest moments, rule-breaking or not.
Round 2: THE FINAL BOSS. It's lowpop Sybil, time to be the clown and scare people by popping out of maintenance! I managed to get all access, and I began to prank the shit out of the warden. He was a real dick, and as a result I decided to steal his armory. I had every intention of returning it shortly, but not before Lydia Alice came at me with a syringe gun, and with no words began to fire syringes of an unknown substance at me. The only thing I had to defend myself was an axe, so I pulled it out and tried to intimidate her, to no avail. I tried to disarm her, to no avail. So, with a heavy heart I had to hit her. Though, she was able to get the jump on me. Looks like I was headed to chloral town, but NOPE! Immediate decapitation. Escalation from 30-100 in a second.I am borged, and as I am wandering in maintenance I am randomly blown, only to be recovered by Lydia. After being put back into my body and cloned, I decided to exact my revenge. I was going to slip her, cuff her, and dress her up as a sexy clown and tote her around as my waifu. A second murder occured, more brutal than the last. Cloned again. So, the third time I got into a spooky disguise and went after her, with the intention of arresting her and bringing her to security. Nope. This time, she gets me and cuts me apart. I am then borged again. Soon enough, I call up Chance IRL and have him hop online to help me out. He logs in. He orders me to open the upload under law 2, and complying with my laws I open the doors for him. He then uploads Antimov. I then go back, murder Lydia as my laws permit, and then moments later I am banned. Totally fucking worth it, thanks, goodbye, have a nice day.

act like a antag get treated like a antag you autistic shit fuck.

"guys im so robust"
"guys why are you killing me, i was just breaking into security with all access"
"guys i stole the entire armory why are you killing me"
"guys stop"
"alright fuck you guys im going to call my metabuddy and have him change my laws to allow me to kill you"
"guys im going to post sixteen paragraphs about how your bad for banning me for breaking the rules"

kill yourself, now

Bonus bonus: The wanted list.
Here's a quick list of the players who really need to take some lessons from this post. You guys are trouble.
Lane Stewart
Derek Westbrook
Kat Richards
Sort of kind of Smells-The-Feet, you've gotten better. c:
Loves-The-Lizards
Most lizards, for that matter.
Most people who play security, or anyone who plans on playing security.
Basically everyone

no idea who lane is.
no idea who derek is
kat's cool, obviously decided to be a autistic chucklefuck and you got shit on.
smell's is cool, obviously deserves to be gassed though
loves is cool, but see above.
most lizards are cancer, but you weren't around for lucky and his autism.
>most people who are or plan on playing security

are you so unbelievably autistic that you can't wrap your mind around the fact that letting people do what they want is a recipe for destruction because there are no actual reprocussions for actions you do on the station other than rule breaking.

lots of paragraphs missing, to much autism in one post, i can't break all of it down.
-ox

[John_Oxford]

>Blatantly metacomm for months.
>Come up with some bullshit convenient excuse to get headmins to take pity on you.
>Have your buddy log on and immediately antimov you as a nonantag.
>Write an oxford-tier whinefest when I put an end to it.

It's another episode of "Saegrimr is always right stop unbanning people"

>implying he's not right that your nothing but a angsty salty pepsi soaked loli


>oxford tier whinefest
>literally gives valid points
>"buuut-t-t-t im uh adumun fuk u am rite"

edit: lets not forget your a nigger to

[Saegrimr]

Do I want to know what the fuck just happened?

[PKPenguin321]

john_oxford back at it again

[DemonFiren]

He raised some good points.

I believe.

Shouldn't have quadposted his essay, though.

[John_Oxford]

He raised some good points.

I believe.

Shouldn't have quadposted his essay, though.

page wouldn't redirect and i thought it wasen't sending

turns out it was to late to delete them when i realized i made like five posts

[calzilla1]

Is this Jeff Jej?

Who else would metafriend with Chance so much?

They're literally roommates. Not even a lie, they admitted as much.

AHAHAHAHAH YES

[BeeSting12]

i have a note for metagrudging this guy's metafriend. i don't regret it, the guy is a shitter.

[oranges]

bro she's 90, not 11

[Saegrimr]

i have a note for metagrudging this guy's metafriend. i don't regret it, the guy is a shitter.

brb removing that note

[pubby]

i hope that our few remaining friends
give up on trying to save us

i hope we come up with a fail-safe plot
to piss off the dumb few that forgave us

i hope the fences we mended
fall down beneath their own weight

and i hope we hang on past the last exit
i hope it's already too late

[Doctor Pork]

Bonus bonus: The wanted list.
Here's a quick list of the players who really need to take some lessons from this post. You guys are trouble.
Lane Stewart
Derek Westbrook
Kat Richards
Sort of kind of Smells-The-Feet, you've gotten better. c:
Loves-The-Lizards
Most lizards, for that matter.
Most people who play security, or anyone who plans on playing security.
Basically everyone

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[Timbrewolf]

Living proof that /tg/ has actually gotten worse over time.

Yeah, back in the good ol days people put their "I'm leaving" rants into video form. No effort from the kids now.

hahaha holy shit Kor you big fucking pussy you lay out a roast like this then move the thread so I wont see it

Bitch move of the year 2016 holy shit

[MrEousTranger]

Living proof that /tg/ has actually gotten worse over time.

Yeah, back in the good ol days people put their "I'm leaving" rants into video form. No effort from the kids now.

hahaha holy shit Kor you big fucking pussy you lay out a roast like this then move the thread so I wont see it

Bitch move of the year 2016 holy shit

MSO moved it to a new area for preserving quality salt

Did you not reread it?