10% of people are names "___ the Traitor". You have antag only if you have this suffix. Change minds is pressed randomly throughout the round
Polymorph Extravaganza
The Grand
Obligatory Meteors (But the meteors have feelings too)
Faster Than Light: Build a shuttle, engage in hyperspace combat
Untitled Madness
Everyone is the wizard except one guy who annoyed me in the previous round
no legs is extremely not fun
the traitor thing actually kind of sounds fun but an admin headache
change minds is not fun
polymorph is "eh" but really no option to opt out
explain
meteors is boring
ftl is fun but not really april fools?
untitled, i kind of think this one is great
i miss ragin bullshit mages but that for the entire day would get old fast
so all in all some of these are alright but we need to settle for one only
I remember a meme round where everyone started with a stechkin in their box. It didn't last long.
Sombrero round: Everyone spawns wearing a sombrero. Anyone seen by an admin not wearing a sombrero gets gibbed.
We Captain Now: Heads of staff become lizards. AI spawns with Asimov but with the word "Human" replaced by "Lizard"
Metabreak Round: Captain and some of the heads of staff are traitors.
Anti-Revs: Revolutionaries must either convert or murder the entire non-head crew. Non-converted crew must murder the heads of staff.
Mirror Universe: Everyone spawns with goatees and is an antag with the objective "Stay alive until the end"
The real question is, if Terbs isn't dead, will he be unbanned/come back for a day?!
Actually scratch that, give me admin for a day and I'll make a shitty event with sticky and it'll be amazing/shit/sad/funny/lame!
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun
OOC:Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
CosmicScientist wrote:We should be able to flip tables like in CM. Reinforced ones too. Reinforced ones shouldn't be able to be unflipped and only dismantled. When they're dismantled they should go upside down instead of being dismantled.
Killing the servers on a Saturday night for no reason other than so you can jerk your dick in the discord and attention whore with no indication of when they'll be turned back on and then complaining that people complained about it on a forum specifically dedicated to said servers
HmMmMm
PKPenguin321 wrote:Killing the servers on a Saturday night for no reason other than so you can jerk your dick in the discord and attention whore with no indication of when they'll be turned back on and then complaining that people complained about it on a forum specifically dedicated to said servers
HmMmMm
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
The last admin-ran "ooc" Easter prank had several complaints and angry forum threads and the game was still up, this is actually probably less backlash than I expected
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
It's not THAT it went down, it's WHY it went down.
Server going down because there is an actual problem: understandable
Server going down because headmins want to be unfunny shitters: cancer to end all cancer
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
We wanted to try to have a way to make April fools playable codewise I don’t see how indefinite shutting down of servers (which literally makes the game unplayable) is ok.
In hindsight it was only 2 hours so whatevs but I don’t blame individuals for being upset at the time.
It's ok, I read Revelations to soothe the sinner's souls.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote:
that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.
The rounds I remember
>Greentext round for a wish. The wish was used to make everyone wizards the next round. That was an unfun disaster.
>Escape to the derelict: The entire station was deleted in a supernova blast. Crew escaped to the derelict, built it up, then fought a skeletal syndicate crew with a research post on the derelict. Waz fun.
>Zombie Mode: Didn't work out all that great. Zombies kept overrunning everything due to lack of organization.
>Polymorph extravaganza: Hundreds of bees filled the hallways, then all mobs including the bees were polymorphed every ten minutes. Total fucking mess. Hilarious
>No-Leg Round: Everyone's legs were donated to the NT Veterans Association. Ended in a fight with the many-legged spidermonsters. An entire legless station on scooters lynching LEGGERS was a highlight
>Total Endgame Clusterfuck: Wizards, Space Ninjas, Meteors, Fuckapalooza
>Mindswap Traitors: Truly awful
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm
Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
you can think it's retarded that the servers were put down for a joke and you aren't allowed to play without being an entitled asshole
Not really
The core point of april fools is to forcefully smash everyone over the head with the idea that SS13 is not to be taken seriously. The pursuit of greentext, valids and MY FUN dominates 364 days of the year. Today is a reminder that SS13 is absolutely chaotic and retarded and no one is entitled to anything.
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm
Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
The patronizing and unnecessary nature of the announcements is what aggravated people, not the downtime, however minor it was. Then again, I dread AFD every year anyway so I always get grumpy with it
Stickymayhem wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
you can think it's retarded that the servers were put down for a joke and you aren't allowed to play without being an entitled asshole
Not really
The core point of april fools is to forcefully smash everyone over the head with the idea that SS13 is not to be taken seriously. The pursuit of greentext, valids and MY FUN dominates 364 days of the year. Today is a reminder that SS13 is absolutely chaotic and retarded and no one is entitled to anything.
You assign yourself far too much value. The game is 99% of the time better off with natural, emergent storylines that rely on players interacting with each other and having fun their own ways rather than getting railroaded into whatever lame buttons some bored jaded admin decides to hammer
April Fool's Day should be left with low rules and a higher tolerance for players playing pranks on each other, not admins pressing the meteor button 15 times
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.