Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

420weedscopes · Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:55 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Remie Richards wrote:Please learn the difference between Ketchup and Tomato Sauce you Pseudo-American.

i know the difference i'm just amazed to experience a northener that doesn't splash both on literally
every meal

Remie Richards · Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:37 pm

420weedscopes wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:Please learn the difference between Ketchup and Tomato Sauce you Pseudo-American.
i know the difference i'm just amazed to experience a northener that doesn't splash both on literally
every meal

I don't know what you mean specifically by "northener" but literally NOBODY I know puts ketchup on like, anything but chips, most of them don't even like it.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:58 pm #124770

seriously if you put ketchup on your eggs you should consider cutting your tongue off

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:02 am #125052

Happy Real Thanksgiving to all my Canuk brothers in spess

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:14 pm #125540

What kind of shitty coffee do you like! If you can't drink it straight black you coffee is shit!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:23 pm #125541

Coffee is heresy, drink tea.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:24 pm #125542

DemonFiren wrote:Coffee is heresy, drink tea.

YOU'RE HERESY!

But seriously, black as hell, strong as death, bitter as loss.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:32 pm #125543

I drink both. Seriously six cups of coffee every morning. Fuels my brain.

Just finished the third of three thanksgiving dinners this weekend, holy shit. So much turkey and ham. And beer

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:43 am #125641

I've started hating Thanksgiving after having to prep and cook the turkey.

Fuck that shit.

Post by **oranges** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:06 am #125653

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

invisty · Post by **invisty** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:11 am #125656

Haven't been able to play since the server moved to florida. It all runs like arse and I can't really expect anyone to do anything about it for me, much less give a shit. None of the other servers seem very appealing, sadly.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:09 pm

I got a response email from a job I applied to a couple days ago, saying that "confidentiality will be observed until a decision is made" blah blah blah

Attached to the email was a spreadsheet of all the other candidate's application statuses.

It even has their emails listed.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:32 pm #125772

It seems like confidentiality may not be actually observed

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:54 pm #125786

EndgamerAzari wrote:I got a response email from a job I applied to a couple days ago, saying that "confidentiality will be observed until a decision is made" blah blah blah

Attached to the email was a spreadsheet of all the other candidate's application statuses.

It even has their emails listed.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Heh, yeah, I got a job application response email earlier this year where all the candidates were CC-ed.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:01 pm

The worst part is, the email said to respond with additional information if I felt it was necessary and it looks like most of the candidates did. So even though I feel like I covered everything in my application, I feel like I should respond so I don't seem like a slacker.

Eh, I'm not really qualified for this job anyway, but it'd be nice to be in Columbus instead of Wheeling.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:22 pm #125812

Clearly, they're trying to incite a Highlander situation.

There can only be 1 applicant, get to it.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:36 pm

I'd need their physical addresses for that.

...though I do have access to a fairly reliable people-search database at my current job.

Hmm...

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 am #126046

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TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:10 am #126061

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:11 am #126062

Man that first sentance was hard to read. But yeah that is basically called classical conditioning, and is that creepy shit pavlov did with the dogs and the bell

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:15 am #126064

Remie Richards · Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:29 pm

Yes it works.
I started going to the toilet while waiting for things to cook.
now whenever I cook I need the toilet.

it's because the two events become associated, it's like teaching a dog tricks, you give it a treat the first few times and it assumes from then on that rolling over = a treat.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:11 pm #126199

TheWiznard wrote:I'm not an expert in like human mind training or anything but is it possible to like eat/do something so many times before you do a certain thing that any time you eat/do thing you start/feel like doing thing?

Because I feel like soda does this to me. Like I'll normally pick up a 44oz when I get back from classes at like 9-10pm and then drink it while I'm browsing the web before I go to sleep. And now like every time I have soda I go into sleep mode and start getting really tired.

Yes
For example, whenever I see someone put ketchup on their eggs, I pull out a 45

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:24 pm #126204

I'll fucking put ketchup on whatever I want

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:51 pm #126239

420weedscopes · Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:21 pm

Ricotez wrote:I'll fucking put ketchup on whatever I want

why don't you put ketchup on
this
DICK

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:29 pm #126254

Because if he did then we would have to look at another post about how asskek only sucks dick with no ketchup and he wants to kill anyone who likes different things

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:35 pm #126256

My friend is babysitting a kangaroo

No, we're not Australian

EndgamerAzari · Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:36 pm

D'awww

I assume it's a young one? Seems kinda skinny.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:40 pm #126258

Yeah, his friend's a zookeeper and he's so little they take care of him in shifts to feed him a lot and it's her turn

EndgamerAzari · Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:41 pm

How well-behaved is he? That seems like the kind of animal that could really wreck your house if it gets out of hand.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:44 pm #126260

Reasonably well-behaved, he apparently just spends most of the day napping at the foot of his bed like a dog and eating crumbs. I told my friend to put on Kangaroo Jack and see what happens.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:49 pm

Apparently you want you friend to die horribly.

Not from the kangaroo itself, just from the movie.

callanrockslol · Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:16 am

Kangaroos are the laziest fuckers you will eveer see, if they dont have a reason to move they arent going anywhere. They can fuvk you up good too, mostly the red ones.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:49 pm #126527

EndgamerAzari · Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:54 pm

I'm frankly astonished you didn't blow up/burn down the house.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:31 pm #126550

Remie Richards · Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:07 pm

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interes ... ber/.94197

AAAAAAAAAH I NEED THEM ALL

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:33 pm #126624

Wish me and my fellow countrymen luck these next few days as we attempt to rid ourselves of our shitter prime minister, and exchange him for a (please God hopefully) slightly less shit one.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:54 pm #126631

Remie Richards · Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:54 pm

for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.

420weedscopes · Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:57 pm

that's kind of adorable

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:27 pm #126988

TheWiznard wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Wish me and my fellow countrymen luck these next few days as we attempt to rid ourselves of our shitter prime minister, and exchange him for a (please God hopefully) slightly less shit one.
The lizard people won't let you have your way.

Rob Ford for PM.

tuypo1 · Post by **tuypo1** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:43 pm #126994

im planing to make a jack o lantern for the first time but i cant decide on a design.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:46 pm #126995

Do the NT logo and post pics

EndgamerAzari · Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:48 pm

I slammed my ring finger in the door of the ice maker at work and it bruised instantly. Even now my right hand feels slightly weaker than usual. My life is terrible to a point just below the threshold of it actually mattering that it's terrible.

tuypo1 · Post by **tuypo1** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:03 am #127038

Wyzack wrote:Do the NT logo and post pics

i will do this.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:14 am #127067

ketchup dick is ok

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:26 am #127115

Remie Richards wrote:for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.

I'm gonna go as Waldo and sneak into people's group pics

Remie Richards · Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:14 pm

Maccus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.
I'm gonna go as Waldo and sneak into people's group pics

omg yes do that.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:23 am #127501

my girl put ketchup on her eggs this morning
suffice to say I'm being convicted of homicide