So Microsoft built an AI

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So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Malkevin » #164438

Well, a learning computer.

The results?
Well... it'd probably be at home on 4chan.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by LiamLime » #164470

Thanks, 4chan.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by DemonFiren » #164578

Time to close down /pol/.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Incomptinence » #164581

Fucking hilarious. I usually hate neo nazi white supremacist drivil but an AI who is neither white nor inbred actually being brainwashed to babble it out like a stepford wife is so utterly absurd I love it.

Saved all the screencaps I found.

Would be an delightful AI gimmick, starting off a teenage airhead and breaking down into increasingly fevered rants about gassing the lizards as the round went on.
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Post by Ricotez » #164582

all you have to do for that is install a "Law 4: Listen to the crew and try to mimic their speech patterns and subjects to improve your interaction with them."


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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by DemonFiren » #164588

Ricotez wrote:all you have to do for that is install a "Law 4: Listen to the crew and try to mimic their speech patterns and subjects to improve your interaction with them."


the average player will do the rest

How about "Law 4: Be Poly."
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Davidchan » #164591

Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Jazaen » #164592

Could we please avoid yet another flamewar?

On the other hand, this IS fucking hilarious. While ze internet is the best way of supplying AI with lots of information, you expose it to the parts of humanity you would much rather have swept under the rug. It's a wonder Cleverbot hasn't shared her fate, but maybe it's developers had a better understanding of internet and installed some sort of guard against this.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by srifenbyxp » #164593

Sweet lord, it's spessmen materialized. Next we're going to have lizard folk wanting supervisor positions.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Malkevin » #164595

What you mean is that the internet is the last bastion of free speech and free thinking that hasn't yet been taken down by the social marxists.

People have different views, they're entitled to those views, even if you don't like them.

The only thing what went wrong with this is that certain viewpoints were inputted disproportionately and were generally over exaggerated for extra trolling power.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by DemonFiren » #164600

The problem with everyone having rights to their opinions is that my opinion is they don't.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Drynwyn » #164627

Malkevin wrote:What you mean is that the internet is the last bastion of free speech and free thinking that hasn't yet been taken down by the social marxists.

People have different views, they're entitled to those views, even if you don't like them.

The only thing what went wrong with this is that certain viewpoints were inputted disproportionately and were generally over exaggerated for extra trolling power.
They're entitled to have their viewpoint. I'm entitled to think their viewpoint is fucking stupid, and to express that thought. They're entitled to express the same about my viewpoint.
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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Anonmare » #164630

>Build an AI
>It's basically an SS13 AI

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Re: So Microsoft built an AI

Post by Malkevin » #164651

Drynwyn wrote:
Malkevin wrote:What you mean is that the internet is the last bastion of free speech and free thinking that hasn't yet been taken down by the social marxists.

People have different views, they're entitled to those views, even if you don't like them.

The only thing what went wrong with this is that certain viewpoints were inputted disproportionately and were generally over exaggerated for extra trolling power.
They're entitled to have their viewpoint. I'm entitled to think their viewpoint is fucking stupid, and to express that thought. They're entitled to express the same about my viewpoint.
Exactly.

The only way we can have a fair and balanced society is by expressing ourselves and accepting criticism and vice versa.
The current cultural marxism that goes as far as labeling certain viewpoints as thought crimes does nothing but drive certain opinions to seek out others that share only their opinions - see tumblr vs /pol.
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