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Post by Ricotez » #172210

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ColonicAcid wrote:though i personally believed that what he did was a good thing in the long run and the only people who complained were people who just didn't understand the pharmaceutical world.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #172212

Firstly Taxoplasmosis being actually a problem only affects a very small minority (>1%) of people who suffer from aids.

All Shrekeli did was adjust the price to be the same as any rare drug price. The thing is that the price compared to other drugs that deal with the same amount of rarity is much fucking higher, but you don't see people complain about that. As he said, "If BMW started selling BMW's for the price of bikes and then I become CEO and change them back to what they were prior than that would not be a problem.".

Secondly majority of people that pay for the drug are going to be under insurance. Turing Pharmaceuticals, his company, are actually still losing money and spend >60% of their budget on research. Other companies spend ~15% and some even as low as 3%.
And for the people that don't have insurance and have no real way of getting this drug all you had to do was call the company up, explain your situation and viola your whole treatment gets funded no fucking questions asked.

And due to the massive "controversy" of his change a new drug which was better because Pyrimethamine is a piece of fucking shit made in like the 60's and half of the time it doesn't work.

Oh he also has no wage from Turing Pharmaceuticals if that means anything to you, and he also takes zero shares from it.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/12/ ... -interview


This whole situation basically teaches you not to believe what the media, who majority of the time are written by cookie cutter writers who don't understand shit all about specialist fields, tells you. Research on your own or don't i mean thats cool too.
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Post by Takeguru » #172287

My older sister is going to get her hair cut tomorrow
Friday, that is

This would not be a problem but she's going for an undercut

Literally why
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Post by Timbrewolf » #172294

Takeguru wrote:My older sister is going to get her hair cut tomorrow
Friday, that is

This would not be a problem but she's going for an undercut

Literally why
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Post by Malkevin » #172343

Undercut?

Da fuk is dat? Like a brazilian?
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Post by Takeguru » #172344

Shave the sides, leave the top mostly intact
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Post by Malkevin » #172371

Oh... chav/sjw cut/cunt.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #172400

no???

thats what i have wtf cmon

2 on the sides and back trim @ the top is the SHIT.
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Post by Malkevin » #172405

This?

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Sorry mate, up here the only people that have hair like that live on council estates.
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That's a fade, that's not an undercut.

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Post by ColonicAcid » #172410

yeah dude cmon
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Post by 420weedscopes » #172415

i'm not okay
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why the fuck did i receive an email about this information
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yo same someone followed me on twitch as well

like ????????
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Post by ColonicAcid » #172569

on todays forecast of how fucked is colonics weekend we have resurgence of malaria along with my throat more sore than a pornstars dick after a whole week of intense dry rubbing

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Yeah right now I don't know whats worse, my body hurting all over or me tomorrow being one/two degrees from cooking inside.
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My enthusiasm for romance wanes more and more each year now.

I've got this jaded feeling of having been everywhere and done everything with everyone already. Nobody I meet really surprises me or gets me excited to see them. I keep making dates with girls out of habit, and then wondering why the fuck I bothered.

I've got a brunch date with someone tomorrow afternoon and I'm so much more excited for the Roland Alpha Juno 2 that's supposed to be arriving at my house sometime this week. This girl has the same body I've crawled all over a hundred times, all the spots in roughly the same areas. Easy to play. The Juno 2 supposedly has some defective keys. Taking it apart and figuring out how to fix it is new, when I'm finished and I've put it back together it'll be a tangible accomplishment. Not all these immaterial conquests and fading memories.

I remember a time when I felt like relationships and that kind of companionship were the most important, most human thing to exist but now I find really hard to care at all.

I'm sitting here hoping she flakes on me or cancels last minute so I can just eat a good hot meal out at a nice diner in peace and then head home early and get back to work.
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Post by oranges » #172755

An0n3 wrote:My enthusiasm for romance wanes more and more each year now.

I've got this jaded feeling of having been everywhere and done everything with everyone already.
Have you been pegged in the ass yet?

That's how you know she's the one.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #172756

God fucking dammit, man, don't go turning into me.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #172757

Eh as you get older your sex drive goes down as does your desire to keep seeing women. Eventually you'll get to the point where your sex drive is so low you'll be content with just looking at a woman rather than getting all up on her.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #172759

oranges wrote:
An0n3 wrote:My enthusiasm for romance wanes more and more each year now.

I've got this jaded feeling of having been everywhere and done everything with everyone already.
Have you been pegged in the ass yet?

That's how you know she's the one.
No thanks. All things considered I think the weirdest thing I ever tried with a lady was age play. Girl had a secret desire to call me daddy and be treated like a little girl. It sounds kind-of hot when you think about it, but then you actually try it and it's REAL FUCKING WEIRD.

EDIT: Aww fucking hell man I am just cringing all over the place remember it now. Any even vague hint at that kind of shit anywhere, porn or no, is the worst.
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That's what you get, old man.
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DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get, old man.
Least I got it, reptile.
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Newton, Kant, Tesla, all virgin nerds.
I'm in best company.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #172773

Telsa invented the shocker.

Why do you think it's called that?

EDIT: Cancelled my date. I really don't know what I was thinking agreeing to that in the first place. Going to stop looking for a bit and just do my own thing.
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Post by oranges » #172790

Better than leading her on with some false promises and a visit to panera bread sticks
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Post by Malkevin » #172820

Mum's bitching at me because i dont want to lend her 500 quid to pay for her holiday.
*sigh* I'm tired of being her fucking bank.


Edit: Speaking of money, when the fuck are savings accounts going to start paying more interest than the rate of inflation?
Might as well stick my cash in my mattress and spend it all on blackjack and hookers instead of giving it to the jews to make a mint off of.

On something like a credit card you pay about 20% interest to borrow a pound, but the bank only needs 10 pence from a saver to lend the borrower that pound.
So if you pay that quid back over a year the bank gets the actual original 10 pence back plus 20 pence in interest. They've just tippled their money! Meanwhile the saver gets an extra three pennies...which the tax man comes along and take his 'little' one fifth nibble from.

No wonder the Alpha Hippy, Jesus, flipped his shit when he saw the money lenders in the temple.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #172862

Because savings accounts are dog shit.

There's a thousand better things to invest your money in with significantly better ROI/actual staying power.
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Post by Malkevin » #172865

Yeah but most of those options require like a minimum 10k deposit and tie your cash up for five years.

Or you play the stock market, which requires a lot of involvement on your part, and is about as risky as blackjack.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #172879

Savings accounts are a joke. If you want securities inquire about your jobs 401k. If your job doesn't have a 401k, look into getting an HSA. If you can't get that either, educate yourself and start speculating on shit. Real estate, precious metals...hell even fucking Magic Cards have really stable growth.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #173078

This is the most fuckin' cringeworthy thing I've ever seen come across my Twitter feed.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
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He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
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ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #173079

THE GRIMBLER OF LOVE.

I have no clue what a grimbler is but google image search tells me it's something to stay away from.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #173080

ive given up on twitter or any sort of social media for that matter since it's nowadays only garbo about brexit and a bunch of retarded disinfo shills shouting out shitty """"""""""facts""""""""""" about how the eu is ruining their country.

no sir, you're ruining your own country, you see i get nothing from your stupid government and i don't expect nothing, apart from free healthcare when i get hurt working your stupid jobs whilst paying the same if not more taxes than you do.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #173081

This kinda shit makes me so fucking uncomfortable and embarrassed. Like, I went to Oddmall (this craft show/convention) this weekend and there were some people who were just... ugh. No self-awareness.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Post by Malkevin » #173088

Twitter looked like it was about to get interesting again... but then M$ lobotomised their AI and turned it into a feminist.
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Post by nsos » #173167

things i use twitter for

-updates from bands & musicians i like
-updates from authors & writers i like
-updates from local sport teams i like
-unauthorized sending of dickpics to the parties listed above
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Post by ColonicAcid » #173171

smh
u havent given me any dick pics
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Post by Timbrewolf » #173202

Twitter is a great place to watch white people with social media accounts pretend to be black people with social media accounts.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #173208

There's entire subreddits dedicated to white people talking/gawking at black people posting on Twitter
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Post by Timbrewolf » #173231

Zilenan91 wrote:There's entire subreddits dedicated to white people talking/gawking at black people posting on Twitter
Spoilers: like maybe 1/100 of those people are actually black
creating fake accounts and then staying up to REAL NIGGA HOURS WIT FAM SMH TBVH
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Post by Screemonster » #173237

I just got a message from my mum asking if I had my win7 disc still.

Her cat jumped on the keyboard and started a win10 installation that bricked her laptop.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #173263

I dropped about $2000 on a new PC and I don't even know what to play. Now that I can run Battlefield 4 at max settings and get over 100 fps I just don't know.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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DrPillzRedux wrote:I dropped about $2000 on a new PC and I don't even know what to play. Now that I can run Battlefield 4 at max settings and get over 100 fps I just don't know.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by oranges » #173265

DrPillzRedux wrote:I dropped about $2000 on a new PC and I don't even know what to play. Now that I can run Battlefield 4 at max settings and get over 100 fps I just don't know.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #173270

It's more of very gpu intensive games looking so cinematic to me that it makes me tired from the eye strain. I end up playing low end stuff like Town of Salem or TF2.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Timbrewolf » #173274

If you want to see some shit go play Warframe.

The fucking gross amount of colors and light sources all over everything in that game, when cranked to maximum settings, is pretty ridiculous.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by TheWiznard » #173287

ShadowDimentio wrote:My chair is still dead

I feel nothing but suffering and discomfort since
same. had chair for like 9 years. best leather recliner office chair I've ever seen. the pole thing that the chair bottom rests on like literally snapped in half. it probably doesn't help that I sat in it daily upwards of 18+ hours, and also sleeping in it every night.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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