Texas Pool Party

[Scones]

Bottom post of the previous page:

american is a state of mind and a way of mind


either you get it or you don't

similarly it is a state of being

[Timbrewolf]

To be American is to enjoy the freedom to hate every single person clogging up this great nation one second, only to insist that you're the most superior people on the planet the next minute when someone from another country says you're shit.

...and not be wrong in either case. We have simultaneously the fucking dumbest people on earth (the population of Florida) and some of the smartest, most brilliant, creative, industrious people.

[Scones]

To be American is to enjoy the freedom to hate every single person clogging up this great nation one second, only to insist that you're the most superior people on the planet the next minute when someone from another country says you're shit.

...and not be wrong in either case. We have simultaneously the fucking dumbest people on earth (the population of Florida) and some of the smartest, most brilliant, creative, industrious people.

we are a proud people

[Timbrewolf]

I think someone said "America's not that bad we have dumber people here"

And overhearing that, America said "NO WAY WE CAN ALLOW YOU TO EXCEED US IN ANYTHING" and thus Florida arose from the ocean, covered in moderately advanced fish-mericans who have seashells for brains and meth addictions.

[Maccus]

Florida's like Reno 911 but real as an entire state

[John_Oxford]

As a flordian. This is 100% true.