Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Remie Richards · Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:00 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

MY SLIPPERS HAVE A HOLE IN THEM.
MY CHRISTMAS REINDEER SLIPPERS ARE DEAD.

I hope I get a new pair...

TechnoAlchemist · Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:41 am

TheWiznard wrote:Possible autism alert
Spoiler:
is it weird socially to confess to someone on a website like Facebook? I mean, personally I would rather say it in person because in my mind it doesn't really mean much as just words on a screen. Unless I'm totally wrong here, I'm like 150% sure this girl likes me but I'm too much of a pussy to say anything about it. For the last few months ive been telling myself I would just man up and do it but I haven't yet. I used to think I was really good at reading expressions/mood/feelings but over the last 2 years I think I've realized that I am a really dense motherfucker. Looking back on my high school life I notice so many things I just totally didn't notice. This girl was giving me signs then (we were in marching band and sometimes her brother would come up to me and casually ask if i liked his sister, which at the time it just seemed like him joking around) and even now she still is and thinking about my own feelings she feels different to me than other people do. I feel like I'm gonna seriously regret not saying anything as time keeps on spinning. She lives about 3-4 hours away. What I want to know is; is it like confessing online kinda seem as a socially akward/ autistic thing? I'm kind of a relic in society today as I don't/never have owned a cell phone, the only way I keep on touch with people is Facebook/Skype. Again personally I would want to say it f2f but I can't at the moment and I feel like she's just been waiting this whole time for me to notice

nothin wrong with talking about feelings over text.

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:30 pm #138621

Remie Richards wrote:Well today's doctor who was batshit.

nice story contained in the episode itself, but I really dont know how they can continue the series after this episode, some things have really got to give.

Spoiler:

420weedscopes · Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:38 pm

Deitus wrote:tfw the cool kids in the forum all have santa hats but i cant edit gifs worth shit ;_;

i've had this santa hat avatar for the last three years

also
[youtube]vvIE4YI1oVQ[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:54 pm

I've been watching parkour videos recently and it really makes me wish I was more adventurous/confident in my own abilities.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:43 pm #138984

was chatting w/ shaps about programming/etc.

5:36 PM - Shaps: what do you really need a computer for other than browsing facebook though
5:36 PM - Qbopper: i don't care what you're saying, the internet is broken, fix it
5:36 PM - Qbopper: [chrome shortcut is somehow pointed to launch minesweeper]
5:36 PM - Shaps: what do you mean i didn't win an ipad?
5:36 PM - Shaps: jesus christ
5:37 PM - Shaps: why did that make me laugh so fucking hard
5:37 PM - Shaps: the thought of some clueless middle aged mom trying to open up IE only to get minesweeper by the dozens
5:37 PM - Qbopper: ok I have a story you literally will not believe
5:37 PM - Shaps: shoot
5:38 PM - Qbopper: little while ago I was at a house and they said they had a problem with their computer
5:38 PM - Qbopper: so I pop it open and take a look
5:38 PM - Qbopper: painfully slow boot but that's expected
5:38 PM - Qbopper: so I don't actually know what the problem is, they won't specify
5:38 PM - Qbopper: try opening IE
5:38 PM - Qbopper: notepad opens
5:38 PM - Qbopper: ...okay what
5:38 PM - Qbopper: open something else
5:38 PM - Qbopper: notepad
5:38 PM - Qbopper: ???
5:39 PM - Qbopper: keep opening exes
5:39 PM - Qbopper: notepad
5:39 PM - Qbopper: you know the "choose a program to open this filetype with" thing
5:39 PM - Qbopper: they associated exes WITH FUCKING NOTEPAD
5:39 PM - Qbopper: HOW
5:39 PM - Shaps: holy fuck
5:39 PM - Shaps: I'm dying
5:39 PM - Shaps: that sounds like a fucking devious prank
5:39 PM - Qbopper: NOPE
5:39 PM - Qbopper: I ASKED
5:39 PM - Qbopper: THEY WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THE PASSWORD
5:40 PM - Shaps: I know but like
5:40 PM - Shaps: imagine doing that to someone

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:19 am

i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.

ShadowDimentio · Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:46 am

EndgamerAzari wrote:I've been watching parkour videos recently and it really makes me wish I was more adventurous/confident in my own abilities.

It's all fun and games until you eat shit

Just go jogging in a park like a normie

captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.

>tfw no gf

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:56 am

not a good feel Bro

420weedscopes · Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:57 pm

i searched my own channel and it was finally at the top of the search results
before it had some guy called phoenix doing the ice bucket challenge
i'm proud

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:30 pm #139116

captain sawrge wrote:not a good feel Bro

>tfw you will never, ever get a girlfriend even if you tried

step it up normies

TechnoAlchemist · Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:33 pm

captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.

Maybe you should have asked why

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:40 pm

ShadowDimentio wrote:Just go jogging in a park like a normie

In what way is that adventurous or fun

Besides, I can't breathe properly when I run outside, so it's a moot point either way.

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:47 pm

TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why

Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.

TechnoAlchemist · Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:20 pm

captain sawrge wrote:
TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.

that's rough bro , treat yourself and have a nice cool glass of water

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:34 pm

The place I had the interview at last week is checking up with my references!

Kinda weird that they'd do that after the interview but at least it's a sign that I didn't spook them.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:08 pm #139156

captain sawrge wrote:
TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.

Relationships at your age can suck, man. It does get better though. The difference between 17 and 20 is huge in terms of people's seriousness and commitment to relationships.

...Unless it was Russell who dumped you in which case

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:49 pm

russell's been absent for a very long time which also sucks but yeah

i wish i didn't feel like such a pathetic, depressed sad sack over a fucking girl considering how much of my life i spent before i actually started talking to her joking about normies and how much i hate women

i think a lot of it just has to do with stress from other shit coupling with the fact that her dumping me is or more or less the death of my social life for the near future.

e: i feel like a pathetic retard even posting about it especially considering how little i involve myself in this community but i literally don't know who to talk about it to and i felt like shit just keeping it to myself

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:56 pm #139184

Do you no longer play with russell, pete, pinky and danno? :S

I mean, I guess online social life isn't the same as "RL" social life, but it is something, at least. :S

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:07 pm #139186

captain sawrge wrote:russell's been absent for a very long time which also sucks but yeah

i wish i didn't feel like such a pathetic, depressed sad sack over a fucking girl considering how much of my life i spent before i actually started talking to her joking about normies and how much i hate women

i think a lot of it just has to do with stress from other shit coupling with the fact that her dumping me is or more or less the death of my social life for the near future.

e: i feel like a pathetic retard even posting about it especially considering how little i involve myself in this community but i literally don't know who to talk about it to and i felt like shit just keeping it to myself

dude, realtalk, don't feel like shit because you need to talk about it - hell, obviously you'll feel like a sack o shit for a bit but if it goes on for a while see a therapist, even if they don't do anything just having a person to talk to consistently works wonders

I'm actually going to see a doc tomorrow about antidepressants, so I know that feel

Seriously, there's all kinda places to go to if you need to talk or even just vent, I'm sure people don't mind talking to you here or you can look for something else online

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:28 pm

i just feel like a big sack of shit in general right now

i really don't find too many people i get emotionally attached to in any significant way and so when i started talking to her (this has only even been going on maybe a month-month and a half) i started to feel really good about myself

hell, she told me she'd had a crush on me for a while and really liked me and cared about me and w/e other dumb gay shit

and then "sorry, can't do this anymore, but we can be friends still!"
and then a day later "it's really best if we don't talk anymore"
and now "we're still friends. awkward friends that probably should avoid each other for a little bit and not talk anymore."

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:43 pm

Yeah man, it's not like I don't bitch about some emotional issue or another on here every other day. Go ahead and get it out.

But that last part, though. Ouch.

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:48 pm

Yeah she just told me she wants as little as possible to do with me now and tried to make it sound friendly.

I guess all the stuff she said before was just bullshit. Ouch.

I thought trying to talk to her again, clear things up and figure everything out would help. It just made me feel even worse. It was like talking to a completely different person.

e: I went back through our texts partially out of obsession, partially to make sure I wasn't insane and I really still don't understand a fucking thing.
She really is acting like someone totally different.

e2: Apparently she just stopped having any feelings for me out of the blue. Cool. Women are insanely epic.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:24 pm #139232

Did you make her watch you play lifeweb?

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:35 pm

Yeah I taught her all the best strats for raping kids

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:44 pm #139239

captain sawrge wrote:Yeah I taught her all the best strats for raping kids

captain sawrge · Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:54 pm

dang this week just keeps getting worse

Incomptinence · Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:20 am

[youtube]jESbfyDJoiA[/youtube]
Apparently this is getting a sequel, merry Christmas.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:54 pm #139300

objective fact: cats > dogs

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:02 pm

Gaddammit I have the General Grievous cough. It won't stop and it feels horrible, it honestly feels like Mace Windu came up and force crushed my chest and now I have to live with that.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:10 pm #139340

Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:24 pm #139344

DemonFiren wrote:Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.

friendly reminder that he is the reason the prequels sucked besides jar jar

liggers ruin everything

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:26 pm #139346

Excuse me, but the reason clearly was Padmé.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:08 am #139368

That lovely realization that your parent, your father, may soon die(within the next 6 months). It irks me. But withe crisis that happened with my mother two years ago, I find myself... accepting. My aunt(his blood sister) and my sister might not see it this way, but At this point, I could accept it happening. I could be... OK. I don't want him to suffer. I'd rather he die with dignity than suffer longer than he has to.

I'm trying to process what that says about Me.

Screemonster · Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:43 am

Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.
friendly reminder that he is the reason the prequels sucked besides jar jar

liggers ruin everything

I remember seeing a thing on imdb where someone was in pre-production for a Neuromancer movie - and they'd cast Haydn Cristensen as Henry Case.

My hype at seeing "neuromancer movie" vanished in an instant.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:08 am #139393

DemonFiren wrote:Excuse me, but the reason clearly was Padmé.

padme was sexy as fuck what the fuck are you talking about

420weedscopes · Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:54 pm

say hi watercooler! you're on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 2:28 pm #139438

Hi youtube

I sexually identify as a komodo dragon and I hope you'll respect my pronouns

HISS, HISS, and HISS, respectively.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:29 pm #139444

You are bringing shame upon izardkind.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:59 pm #139449

DemonFiren wrote:You are bringing shame upon izardkind.

their reputation cant get much worse anyway.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:03 pm #139451

As upstanding and honourable lizard, I suppose you're right.

It remains disgraceful.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:27 pm #139461

Spoiler:

420weedscopes · Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:37 pm

related 14:09
[youtube]SJ4-CqPQuVs[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:45 pm

Ricotez wrote:snip

THE FREEDOM BIRD HAS REJECTED YOU

BEGONE

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:53 pm #139478

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EndgamerAzari · Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:02 pm

Are you okay

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:08 pm #139482

EndgamerAzari wrote:Are you okay

i wiLL be when you LAUGH wiTh me!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaHAHAHhahahah!! =)))))))))))))

try it!!!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:16 pm #139483

Being sick fucking sucks.

Once upon a time I would love to take a sick day and sit at home. I might feel like shit but hey at least I don't have to go to work.

Now I like my job and I don't call in unless I really feel like shit. I just sit around at home feeling guilty.

Argh I have a project I'm supposed to be storyboarding for upper-management right now I can't be out sick fuck.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:27 pm #139485

An0n3 wrote:Being sick fucking sucks.

Once upon a time I would love to take a sick day and sit at home. I might feel like shit but hey at least I don't have to go to work.

Now I like my job and I don't call in unless I really feel like shit. I just sit around at home feeling guilty.

Argh I have a project I'm supposed to be storyboarding for upper-management right now I can't be out sick fuck.

laughter is the BEST medicine!

try laughing! hahahahah!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:06 pm #139518

Deitus, what are you smoking, cos I wanna sell some of that shit.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:10 pm #139520

DemonFiren wrote:Deitus, what are you smoking, cos I wanna sell some of that shit.

i dont smoke, i only get high on LIFE =DDD

cmon guys lets just kick back and have a good time! we're all friends here hahaha!