Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Talk about non-ss13 stuff here.
User avatar
Remie Richards
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:11 pm
Byond Username: CrimsonVision
Location: England, UK, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Known Universe
Contact:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Remie Richards » #138503

Bottom post of the previous page:

MY SLIPPERS HAVE A HOLE IN THEM.
MY CHRISTMAS REINDEER SLIPPERS ARE DEAD.

I hope I get a new pair...
私は完璧
User avatar
TechnoAlchemist
Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:39 am
Byond Username: TechnoAlchemist

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #138516

TheWiznard wrote:Possible autism alert
Spoiler:
is it weird socially to confess to someone on a website like Facebook? I mean, personally I would rather say it in person because in my mind it doesn't really mean much as just words on a screen. Unless I'm totally wrong here, I'm like 150% sure this girl likes me but I'm too much of a pussy to say anything about it. For the last few months ive been telling myself I would just man up and do it but I haven't yet. I used to think I was really good at reading expressions/mood/feelings but over the last 2 years I think I've realized that I am a really dense motherfucker. Looking back on my high school life I notice so many things I just totally didn't notice. This girl was giving me signs then (we were in marching band and sometimes her brother would come up to me and casually ask if i liked his sister, which at the time it just seemed like him joking around) and even now she still is and thinking about my own feelings she feels different to me than other people do. I feel like I'm gonna seriously regret not saying anything as time keeps on spinning. She lives about 3-4 hours away. What I want to know is; is it like confessing online kinda seem as a socially akward/ autistic thing? I'm kind of a relic in society today as I don't/never have owned a cell phone, the only way I keep on touch with people is Facebook/Skype. Again personally I would want to say it f2f but I can't at the moment and I feel like she's just been waiting this whole time for me to notice
nothin wrong with talking about feelings over text.
Nienhaus
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:18 am
Byond Username: Nienhaus2

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Nienhaus » #138621

Remie Richards wrote:Well today's doctor who was batshit.

nice story contained in the episode itself, but I really dont know how they can continue the series after this episode, some things have really got to give.
Spoiler:
I'm calling it now, Clara and Me have a spin off series or at least something like 5 episodes of them doing things. I hope not though.
Hey.
User avatar
420weedscopes
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Byond Username: 420weedscopes
Location: Bransford, UK
Contact:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #138884

Deitus wrote:tfw the cool kids in the forum all have santa hats but i cant edit gifs worth shit ;_;
i've had this santa hat avatar for the last three years

also
[youtube]vvIE4YI1oVQ[/youtube]
Check out Phoenix Bucket!
TheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours
original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpg
MORE http://i.imgur.com/335AGAS.jpg
Image
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #138954

I've been watching parkour videos recently and it really makes me wish I was more adventurous/confident in my own abilities.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Qbopper » #138984

was chatting w/ shaps about programming/etc.
5:36 PM - Shaps: what do you really need a computer for other than browsing facebook though
5:36 PM - Qbopper: i don't care what you're saying, the internet is broken, fix it
5:36 PM - Qbopper: [chrome shortcut is somehow pointed to launch minesweeper]
5:36 PM - Shaps: what do you mean i didn't win an ipad?
5:36 PM - Shaps: jesus christ
5:37 PM - Shaps: why did that make me laugh so fucking hard
5:37 PM - Shaps: the thought of some clueless middle aged mom trying to open up IE only to get minesweeper by the dozens
5:37 PM - Qbopper: ok I have a story you literally will not believe
5:37 PM - Shaps: shoot
5:38 PM - Qbopper: little while ago I was at a house and they said they had a problem with their computer
5:38 PM - Qbopper: so I pop it open and take a look
5:38 PM - Qbopper: painfully slow boot but that's expected
5:38 PM - Qbopper: so I don't actually know what the problem is, they won't specify
5:38 PM - Qbopper: try opening IE
5:38 PM - Qbopper: notepad opens
5:38 PM - Qbopper: ...okay what
5:38 PM - Qbopper: open something else
5:38 PM - Qbopper: notepad
5:38 PM - Qbopper: ???
5:39 PM - Qbopper: keep opening exes
5:39 PM - Qbopper: notepad
5:39 PM - Qbopper: you know the "choose a program to open this filetype with" thing
5:39 PM - Qbopper: they associated exes WITH FUCKING NOTEPAD
5:39 PM - Qbopper: HOW
5:39 PM - Shaps: holy fuck
5:39 PM - Shaps: I'm dying
5:39 PM - Shaps: that sounds like a fucking devious prank
5:39 PM - Qbopper: NOPE
5:39 PM - Qbopper: I ASKED
5:39 PM - Qbopper: THEY WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THE PASSWORD
5:40 PM - Shaps: I know but like
5:40 PM - Shaps: imagine doing that to someone
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139048

i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Image
User avatar
ShadowDimentio
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ShadowDimentio » #139051

EndgamerAzari wrote:I've been watching parkour videos recently and it really makes me wish I was more adventurous/confident in my own abilities.
It's all fun and games until you eat shit

Just go jogging in a park like a normie
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
>tfw no gf
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139055

not a good feel Bro
Image
User avatar
420weedscopes
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Byond Username: 420weedscopes
Location: Bransford, UK
Contact:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #139111

i searched my own channel and it was finally at the top of the search results
before it had some guy called phoenix doing the ice bucket challenge
i'm proud
Check out Phoenix Bucket!
TheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours
original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpg
MORE http://i.imgur.com/335AGAS.jpg
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139116

captain sawrge wrote:not a good feel Bro
>tfw you will never, ever get a girlfriend even if you tried

step it up normies
Image
User avatar
TechnoAlchemist
Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:39 am
Byond Username: TechnoAlchemist

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #139118

captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #139120

ShadowDimentio wrote:Just go jogging in a park like a normie
In what way is that adventurous or fun

Besides, I can't breathe properly when I run outside, so it's a moot point either way.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139126

TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.
Image
User avatar
TechnoAlchemist
Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:39 am
Byond Username: TechnoAlchemist

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #139131

captain sawrge wrote:
TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.
that's rough bro , treat yourself and have a nice cool glass of water
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #139146

The place I had the interview at last week is checking up with my references!

Kinda weird that they'd do that after the interview but at least it's a sign that I didn't spook them.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
LiamLime
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:59 pm
Byond Username: LiamLime

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by LiamLime » #139156

captain sawrge wrote:
TechnoAlchemist wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:i got dumped out of nowhere the other night and i feel like shit over it, especially because i really don't know what happened or why.
Maybe you should have asked why
Damn... Why didnt i think of this...
The truth is I know exactly why, I just don't know the reasoning behind it and I doubt she'll bother telling me anything beyond what she has already.
Relationships at your age can suck, man. It does get better though. The difference between 17 and 20 is huge in terms of people's seriousness and commitment to relationships.

...Unless it was Russell who dumped you in which case :(
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139182

russell's been absent for a very long time which also sucks but yeah

i wish i didn't feel like such a pathetic, depressed sad sack over a fucking girl considering how much of my life i spent before i actually started talking to her joking about normies and how much i hate women

i think a lot of it just has to do with stress from other shit coupling with the fact that her dumping me is or more or less the death of my social life for the near future.

e: i feel like a pathetic retard even posting about it especially considering how little i involve myself in this community but i literally don't know who to talk about it to and i felt like shit just keeping it to myself
Image
LiamLime
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:59 pm
Byond Username: LiamLime

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by LiamLime » #139184

Do you no longer play with russell, pete, pinky and danno? :S

I mean, I guess online social life isn't the same as "RL" social life, but it is something, at least. :S
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Qbopper » #139186

captain sawrge wrote:russell's been absent for a very long time which also sucks but yeah

i wish i didn't feel like such a pathetic, depressed sad sack over a fucking girl considering how much of my life i spent before i actually started talking to her joking about normies and how much i hate women

i think a lot of it just has to do with stress from other shit coupling with the fact that her dumping me is or more or less the death of my social life for the near future.

e: i feel like a pathetic retard even posting about it especially considering how little i involve myself in this community but i literally don't know who to talk about it to and i felt like shit just keeping it to myself
dude, realtalk, don't feel like shit because you need to talk about it - hell, obviously you'll feel like a sack o shit for a bit but if it goes on for a while see a therapist, even if they don't do anything just having a person to talk to consistently works wonders

I'm actually going to see a doc tomorrow about antidepressants, so I know that feel

Seriously, there's all kinda places to go to if you need to talk or even just vent, I'm sure people don't mind talking to you here or you can look for something else online
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139190

i just feel like a big sack of shit in general right now

i really don't find too many people i get emotionally attached to in any significant way and so when i started talking to her (this has only even been going on maybe a month-month and a half) i started to feel really good about myself

hell, she told me she'd had a crush on me for a while and really liked me and cared about me and w/e other dumb gay shit

and then "sorry, can't do this anymore, but we can be friends still!"
and then a day later "it's really best if we don't talk anymore"
and now "we're still friends. awkward friends that probably should avoid each other for a little bit and not talk anymore."
Image
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #139192

Yeah man, it's not like I don't bitch about some emotional issue or another on here every other day. Go ahead and get it out.

But that last part, though. Ouch.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139193

Yeah she just told me she wants as little as possible to do with me now and tried to make it sound friendly.

I guess all the stuff she said before was just bullshit. Ouch.

I thought trying to talk to her again, clear things up and figure everything out would help. It just made me feel even worse. It was like talking to a completely different person.

e: I went back through our texts partially out of obsession, partially to make sure I wasn't insane and I really still don't understand a fucking thing.
She really is acting like someone totally different.

e2: Apparently she just stopped having any feelings for me out of the blue. Cool. Women are insanely epic.
Image
Malkevin

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #139232

Did you make her watch you play lifeweb?
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139235

Yeah I taught her all the best strats for raping kids
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139239

captain sawrge wrote:Yeah I taught her all the best strats for raping kids
Image
Image
User avatar
captain sawrge
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm
Byond Username: Sawrge

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by captain sawrge » #139242

dang this week just keeps getting worse
Image
Incomptinence
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 3:01 am
Byond Username: Incomptinence

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Incomptinence » #139276

[youtube]jESbfyDJoiA[/youtube]
Apparently this is getting a sequel, merry Christmas.
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139300

objective fact: cats > dogs
Image
User avatar
THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:17 pm
Byond Username: The Mighty Galvatron

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #139339

Gaddammit I have the General Grievous cough. It won't stop and it feels horrible, it honestly feels like Mace Windu came up and force crushed my chest and now I have to live with that.
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #139340

Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139344

DemonFiren wrote:Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.
friendly reminder that he is the reason the prequels sucked besides jar jar

liggers ruin everything
Image
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #139346

Excuse me, but the reason clearly was Padmé.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
ThanatosRa
Rarely plays
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
Byond Username: ThanatosRa
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ThanatosRa » #139368

That lovely realization that your parent, your father, may soon die(within the next 6 months). It irks me. But withe crisis that happened with my mother two years ago, I find myself... accepting. My aunt(his blood sister) and my sister might not see it this way, but At this point, I could accept it happening. I could be... OK. I don't want him to suffer. I'd rather he die with dignity than suffer longer than he has to.

I'm trying to process what that says about Me.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
User avatar
Screemonster
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:23 pm
Byond Username: Scree

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #139374

Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Friendly reminder that Grievous, too, once was a scalefag.
friendly reminder that he is the reason the prequels sucked besides jar jar

liggers ruin everything
I remember seeing a thing on imdb where someone was in pre-production for a Neuromancer movie - and they'd cast Haydn Cristensen as Henry Case.

My hype at seeing "neuromancer movie" vanished in an instant.
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139393

DemonFiren wrote:Excuse me, but the reason clearly was Padmé.
padme was sexy as fuck what the fuck are you talking about
Image
User avatar
420weedscopes
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Byond Username: 420weedscopes
Location: Bransford, UK
Contact:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #139437

say hi watercooler! you're on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out Phoenix Bucket!
TheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours
original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpg
MORE http://i.imgur.com/335AGAS.jpg
Image
User avatar
Takeguru
Joined: Wed May 07, 2014 5:20 pm
Byond Username: TakeGuru

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #139438

Hi youtube

I sexually identify as a komodo dragon and I hope you'll respect my pronouns

HISS, HISS, and HISS, respectively.
Image
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #139444

You are bringing shame upon izardkind.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139449

DemonFiren wrote:You are bringing shame upon izardkind.
their reputation cant get much worse anyway.
Image
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #139451

As upstanding and honourable lizard, I suppose you're right.

It remains disgraceful.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Ricotez » #139461

Image

Spoiler:
the eagle is literally named Uncle Sam
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
420weedscopes
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Byond Username: 420weedscopes
Location: Bransford, UK
Contact:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #139463

related 14:09
[youtube]SJ4-CqPQuVs[/youtube]
Check out Phoenix Bucket!
TheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours
original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpg
MORE http://i.imgur.com/335AGAS.jpg
Image
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #139464

Ricotez wrote:snip
THE FREEDOM BIRD HAS REJECTED YOU

BEGONE
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139478

LAUGH!!

ahahahahahahahahah hhahaha
hahaha

hahahahahahahahaahahahhaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAHAHhahahaAHhahahahahahahahaha

HAHhahahahahahahahahahaahahaHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahha
hahahahahahahahahahaha

LAUGH
Image
User avatar
EndgamerAzari
Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am
Byond Username: EndgamerAzari
Location: Being violently sucked into a hole in the sky.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #139480

Are you okay
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139482

EndgamerAzari wrote:Are you okay
i wiLL be when you LAUGH wiTh me!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaHAHAHhahahah!! =)))))))))))))

try it!!!
Image
User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Timbrewolf » #139483

Being sick fucking sucks.

Once upon a time I would love to take a sick day and sit at home. I might feel like shit but hey at least I don't have to go to work.

Now I like my job and I don't call in unless I really feel like shit. I just sit around at home feeling guilty.

Argh I have a project I'm supposed to be storyboarding for upper-management right now I can't be out sick fuck.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno
NSFW:
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139485

An0n3 wrote:Being sick fucking sucks.

Once upon a time I would love to take a sick day and sit at home. I might feel like shit but hey at least I don't have to go to work.

Now I like my job and I don't call in unless I really feel like shit. I just sit around at home feeling guilty.

Argh I have a project I'm supposed to be storyboarding for upper-management right now I can't be out sick fuck.
laughter is the BEST medicine!

try laughing! hahahahah!
Image
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #139518

Deitus, what are you smoking, cos I wanna sell some of that shit.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Deitus » #139520

DemonFiren wrote:Deitus, what are you smoking, cos I wanna sell some of that shit.
i dont smoke, i only get high on LIFE =DDD

cmon guys lets just kick back and have a good time! we're all friends here hahaha!
Image
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users