Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:45 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

That's just how I look when I try to smile. My face doesn't move properly.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:17 pm #144981

EndgamerAzari wrote:That's just how I look when I try to smile. My face doesn't move properly.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:01 pm

MY SECRET'S OUT

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:14 am #145071

Are you still an insufferable racist?

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:24 pm

I'm so fucking mad at myself. I gained .2 pounds this week, for a total of .8 over the past two weeks. I was less than three pounds from my goal weight and now I'm almost four away. I hate myself so much.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:01 pm #145191

every day do 10 push ups 10 sit ups and walk/jog 10 minutes, you can thank me later

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:14 pm #145193

I am so scrawny that it is really easy for me to do chin ups, and people seem to think it is super impressive

Also so friggin psyched going to see Muse live in toronto next weekend, they do one hell of a live show

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:24 pm

TheWiznard wrote:every day do 10 push ups 10 sit ups and walk/jog 10 minutes, you can thank me later

I GO TO THE GYM FIVE DAYS A WEEK

I JUST GOT BACK TO THE OFFICE AFTER WALKING BACK TO MY APARTMENT--20 MINUTES BOTH WAYS--TO EAT A GODDAMN SALAD FOR LUNCH

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:51 pm #145214

Eat some fatty stuff so your body isn't going "OH FUCK I'M STARVING! BETTER HOLD ON TO THIS STORED LARD!"

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:39 pm

I usually eat macaroni & cheese for dinner a couple times a week, and I usually have some Weight Watchers frozen thing during the day, so it's not like ALL I eat is salad. I think I just need to stop drinking. I've been cheating on the program by ignoring the wine I've been having.

Maybe I'll just blame it on the holidays and try to move forward.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 2:50 am #145251

I am nothing but salt.

My sister got to interact with the Top Gear guys and do something with a drone with them today, and APPARENTLY she's filming with them on Saturday

Something about teaching them to eat an MRE or something stupid but FUCK

EDIT: The US guys, not the better trio

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:34 am #145255

Takeguru wrote:I am nothing but salt.

My sister got to interact with the Top Gear guys and do something with a drone with them today, and APPARENTLY she's filming with them on Saturday

Something about teaching them to eat an MRE or something stupid but FUCK

EDIT: The US guys, not the better trio

>implying she's not banging them

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:59 am #145261

Deitus wrote:
Takeguru wrote:I am nothing but salt.

My sister got to interact with the Top Gear guys and do something with a drone with them today, and APPARENTLY she's filming with them on Saturday

Something about teaching them to eat an MRE or something stupid but FUCK

EDIT: The US guys, not the better trio
>implying she's not banging them

Great, you made me more jealous of her.

Also, she can fuck whatever she wants, it's not my concern

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:25 am

Didn't even know Top Gear US was still going on. Heck didn't even know Top Gear UK was coming back, after that whole producer beatdown thing happened.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:45 am #145293

There will be three Top Gear shows
-The BBC one with new host Chris Evans (the ginna, not captain murrica)
-The old show on Amazon Prime
-Some crap murrican version that probably ruins everything.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:47 pm #145310

back in my dorm with my desktop

time to come back on the servers and shit them up again

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:02 am #145360

Well I'm fucking irritated now.

So you all know about my dad and that whole thing. Things are being discussed about what my sister and i are inheriting and such. Apparently he wants her to have his Dog. He wants me to have his Electric Bass... Which I am also considering relearning how to play. It's currently in the care of my cousin, who is a semi-famous musician(I will not name him fuck off). He's having bass player friends try to make it famous, and as such it probably is becoming so. The idea is that he will give it back to me. My father and I trust him implicitly.

Apparently my Brother-In-Law is being a dick about it and trying to twist things to some unknown end. He dosn't want my sister to have the dog(whcih they have the capacity to take care of to be honest, it's a small dog and they already have a large one themselves) and wants the bass in his OWN care because he is afraid my cousin will let it stolen. All I'm thinking is "Bitch, my father. My BLOOD father, wanted it this say. You're an In-Law, and acting like a childish bully. Your ranking in this is tantamount to dog-shit. Fuck off you don't get a say."

My aunt also agrees and feels the same way. UNless this is some twisted way on my sister's part to get it(which I actually doubt because she actually wants the dog and he doesn't) by dumping the dog in My hands as a fucking trade, I just want him to go fuck himself. If s he REALLY wants it, I will consider giving it to her. Not that bitch ass. THe things probably only worth about $2500 at most. He's not even like a tweaker. Sure my sister and him are borderline alcoholics, but they actually are half-decent parents from what I've observed of them, and he's got a decent job so it's not like he's going to pawn the thing I don't think. It's just infuriating me the more I think about it. What makes him think he has the fucking right to dictate what we do with my father's shit EVEN BEFORE HE'S EVEN ASH IN THE URN.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:15 am #145361

Spoiler:

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:22 am #145364

It's just insulting. What am I gonna do though, demand something of high value from His father when he dies? It's infuriating.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:38 am #145377

I had to tell a friend of mine I can't be her friend anymore after realizing I had real feelings for her.

I thought I was doing the right thing but it's become a complete mess.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:41 am #145378

I take it there is some sort of compelling reason you couldn't go for it?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:51 am #145379

I knew she didn't feel the same way about me.

What makes it complicated is that she was interested in another friend of mine, who is now backing off and saying I should go for it.

And if you think about that, it's really quite terrible. Could you be with someone you had feelings for, knowing you weren't their first choice?

I'm not the kind of person who is content to be someone's next-best-thing.

Which is why I said I couldn't be her friend anymore.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:20 am #145385

The ol love triangle. There is no winning move as far as i know

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:23 am #145403

ThanatosRa wrote: My aunt also agrees and feels the same way. UNless this is some twisted way on my sister's part to get it(which I actually doubt because she actually wants the dog and he doesn't) by dumping the dog in My hands as a fucking trade, I just want him to go fuck himself. If s he REALLY wants it, I will consider giving it to her. Not that bitch ass. THe things probably only worth about $2500 at most. He's not even like a tweaker. Sure my sister and him are borderline alcoholics, but they actually are half-decent parents from what I've observed of them, and he's got a decent job so it's not like he's going to pawn the thing I don't think. It's just infuriating me the more I think about it. What makes him think he has the fucking right to dictate what we do with my father's shit EVEN BEFORE HE'S EVEN ASH IN THE URN.

Does your brother-in-law or sister play bass?

No? Then tell them to fuck off, they'll pawn it or nail it to their wall as a 'trendy' ornament (which they plan to pawn later)

Remie Richards · Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:12 pm

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN A RADIO!

3 Hours work, Cheap render of 100 samples.

peoplearestrange · Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:24 pm

An0n3 wrote:I knew she didn't feel the same way about me.

What makes it complicated is that she was interested in another friend of mine, who is now backing off and saying I should go for it.

And if you think about that, it's really quite terrible. Could you be with someone you had feelings for, knowing you weren't their first choice?

I'm not the kind of person who is content to be someone's next-best-thing.

Which is why I said I couldn't be her friend anymore.

Because of your avatar, I constantly read your posts in the voice of bojack horseman, and it often surprisingly fits...

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:12 pm #145471

Secret talk:

I am Bojack.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:03 pm #145487

Remie Richards wrote:

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN A RADIO!

3 Hours work, Cheap render of 100 samples.

missing the armor, and what the fuck is that potato in the back

Remie Richards · Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:08 pm

Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN A RADIO!

3 Hours work, Cheap render of 100 samples.
missing the armor, and what the fuck is that potato in the back

It's a potato! no seriously it is a potato, Beepsky runs on a potato battery.
also what armour... I used the sprite while building it it contains all parts:
* Helmet
* Signaller
* Prox Sensor
* Baton

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:13 pm #145493

Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN A RADIO!

3 Hours work, Cheap render of 100 samples.
missing the armor, and what the fuck is that potato in the back

Nub, its the ED209 that uses the armor

Edit: its missing the shot of whiskey (or was it vodka?).

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:14 pm #145494

what? i couldve sworn beepsky needed a set of armor
-checks wiki-
oh no i was thinking of an ed bot, mb

also i never remember beepsky running off a potato battery, is that conjecture or does one actually spawn when he goes boom now?

also
[youtube]cn2Rgg-RUfo[/youtube]

Remie Richards · Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:20 pm

Deitus wrote: also i never remember beepsky running off a potato battery, is that conjecture or does one actually spawn when he goes boom now?

He drops a shot of whiskey and a potato battery on death these days, but he's had that as a description for a much longer time.

Post by **oranges** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:04 pm #145504

An0n3 wrote:I knew she didn't feel the same way about me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?

YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY

https://www.oranges.net.nz/~oranges/web ... ve_up.webm

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:07 pm #145505

I've been in and out of so many relationships and helped others get in or out of some as well.

I know these things. It all went almost exactly how I predicted it would. There was only one slight deviation and it's been smoothed over. Everything is settled now.

I appreciate the encouragement though. Thanks for rooting for me.

Post by **oranges** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 6:01 am #145575

I just really really like that webm

420weedscopes · Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:06 pm

who wouldn't

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 11:01 pm #145657

An0n3 wrote:I've been in and out of so many relationships and helped others get in or out of some as well.

I know these things. It all went almost exactly how I predicted it would. There was only one slight deviation and it's been smoothed over. Everything is settled now.

I appreciate the encouragement though. Thanks for rooting for me.

at least you can get a gf m90

but still hope things turn out the way you want

EndgamerAzari · Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:09 am

I had 7 drinks in 90 minutes

I can't feel my face and I hate myself

Remie Richards · Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:51 pm

I fucking hate everything FUCK.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:57 pm #145750

Remie Richards wrote:I fucking hate everything FUCK.

*LiamLime hugs Remie Richards

420weedscopes · Sun Jan 10, 2016 6:04 pm

it is ok remie
just become the anime meido
you have won when you do that

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 6:38 pm #145757

Remie Richards wrote:I fucking hate everything FUCK.

well fuck you too what did i ever do to you

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:26 am #145870

The dry air here has decided to break my hand callouses open

Fucking ouch.
Wrapped the bleeding one in an old sock earlier and I still got blood on my sheets while I slept RIP cheap sheet that had a tear in the corner anyway

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:21 am #145887

Came out to my car this morning to find not only was my tyre flat because I'd ran over some glass the night before but some cunt yob must've walked by and gone "ay mush, this twats got a flat - lets scratch his car"
Edit: turns out it wasn't the glass that had punctured my tyre, cunt that scratched my car must've stabbed my tyre

Two big scratches down the side of my car and my mirror bent back (thankfully undamaged)

And David Bowie's dead.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:51 pm #145967

my car has had this oddly shaped tire for ages and it always throws off my car's "tire pressure is low" light to the point where I just ignore it.

I've never really been a car guy but today I looked at my gear shifter and I just wanna know what the 3,4,5 etc gears are. I've never used them or heard anyone anywhere ever talk about them. my car is automatic (i know so not cool, we have a stick shift in the garage but it doesn't have any brakes)

[youtube]ViftZTfRSt8[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:14 pm

I just had to write a self-review for work and it was so damn awkward. Maybe it's just because I hate myself but I can't imagine trying to play up your 'accomplishments' being anything other than uncomfortable.

420weedscopes · Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:10 pm

been playing thps4 all day while improve-botting in wurm
can't catch me i use different usernames on it

Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:57 pm

Remie Richards wrote:I fucking hate everything FUCK.

EndgamerAzari wrote:I had 7 drinks in 90 minutes

I can't feel my face and I hate myself

cmon you guys cheer up
every time i come to this thread there is always self loathing and it makes me real sad
it'll get better, time heals all wounds, you know?
in the meantime why don't you guys watch some silly videos or something
hope you get to feeling better

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:40 am #146038

I was getting on the bus today and there was a free seat next to a guy near the back. I ask him if I can sit there, and he says, "Nah, my dealer sits there." Thinking he was joking I laugh, and then he says, "No, no I'm serious," So I sit in the seat behind him. Eventually another dude comes up and sits next to him and they talk a bit before the first dude gets off, then I go on my way.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:52 am #146042

How odd. Was he a dick about it?

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:57 am #146045

Nah I see people like that all the time. I have a neighbour, nice lady btw, who has a son named Bobby. Now, Bobby is insane. He has, in the past, pushed her down stairs, and choked her with wire, both times sending her to the hospital, and he is quite clearly a bit of a tweaker as well. This isn't even mentioning what he's done to other people, he once brought a girl home, locked her in his closet and over the course of a week ripped out all of her hair with his bare hands and raped her before she eventually escaped and called the cops. Bobby has not been put in a home or anything, and at the moment he's kicked out of her house, living in the alleyway below my living room, washing his clothes in a bin full of water as I type this.

We also had this asian guy who owned a store on the corner of my block who had parkinsons. In his last year or so we'd see him just kinda wandering around on the streets not really knowing what's going on, where he was, or who he was. It wasn't an ending he deserved.