/tg/Station 13

by **NikNakFlak** » Fri May 26, 2017 8:20 am #299154

why do we care?

by **Haevacht** » Fri May 26, 2017 10:12 am #299168

He left out the part where oranges was convinced he banned kev.

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:56 pm #302047

<oranges> I am completely normal

by **420weedscopes** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:42 am #302850

<vcordie> oh for fuck sakes
<vcordie> okay
<vcordie> so
<vcordie> you guys are free to laugh at me
<vcordie> mey keyboard has macro keys
<vcordie> i've set
<vcordie> a macrokey
<vcordie> up
<vcordie> to order kfc
<vcordie> and uh
<vcordie> i just accidentally ordered a 12 pc b ucket
<vcordie> guess im having chicken
<vcordie> i figured you know
<vcordie> you could cancel orders
<vcordie> GUESS WHAT
<vcordie> YOU CAN'T
<vcordie> CANCEL
<vcordie> ORDERS
<vcordie> ld>asldfASOPDGUIASHDG
<vcordie> ASGOKASDHOASDIGPAS
<vcordie> GDSODG8HIAOPSDGI8Y
<vcordie> chicekn
<vcordie> chiken
<LeoZ> take the chicken nwo
<vcordie> like im hungry anyways
<vcordie> so this is fine
<vcordie> but
<vcordie> this is also not fine because its expensive
<ninjanomnom> why would you need a macro to order chicken
<vcordie> BECAUSE
<vcordie> I LIKE CHICKEN
<vcordie> AND THE IDEA OF A CHICKEN BUTTON AMUSED ME
<Chocobro> to be fair
<Chocobro> chicken is really good
<vcordie> thank you
<Chocobro> like i can see myself making that button if anywhere delivered here
<vcordie> anyways
<vcordie> theres a macro switch on my keyboard
<vcordie> i keep it off for this reason
<vcordie> but at some point it fucking swapped on
<Chocobro> i can't believe you have a fucking chicken button

by **vcordie** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:45 am #302852

the cost incurred by accidental chicken button pressing is not to be joked about.

by **Anonmare** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:07 am #302856

>Never use a macro in my life
>Get by
>Fucking memelord coders have macros to order buckets of chicken
>Accidentally ordering food is a genuine problem for them

This more than anything shows the disconnect between server and codebase. I ask you this: How can we entrust our server to coders who frivolously macro everything?

Vote me as the meme candidate for mememin this meme election

This post was deleted by MrStonedOne on Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:54 am.
Reason: discord is offtopic

This post was deleted by MrStonedOne on Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:54 am.
Reason: discord is offtopic

This post was deleted by MrStonedOne on Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:54 am.
Reason: discord is offtopic

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:18 am #305032

this is irc quotes not discord quotes you fruit

by **bman** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:13 am #305042

by **oranges** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:56 am #305061

22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why do we persist?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why does the server go on?
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> we are but motes of dust in a cosmic swirl?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> our very existence is meaningless
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> only one question remains for me now
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> the ultimate question
22:55 <+fresh_oranges> are traps gay?
22:55 < Projectile_Sam> goddamn it

by **420weedscopes** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:52 am #307577

<Chocobro> chicken button is
<Chocobro> a treasure of the internet seas
<Chocobro> vcordie, summon
<vcordie> I HAVE
<vcordie> BEEN SUMMONED
<vcordie> oh
<Chocobro> hello have you mistakenly hit your chicken button again recently
<vcordie> I killed the chicken button
<vcordie> it was too expensive
<Chocobro> HAHAHAHA
<ninjanomnom> whyyy
<Chocobro> HAHAHA
<vcordie> ill fix it later
<vcordie> i've replaced it though
<vcordie> with a reggies button
<Chocobro> that's the fucking funniest shit ever OH MY GOD
<vcordie> that REQUIRES CONFIRMATION
<ninjanomnom> wait what do- NOOO
<ninjanomnom> NO CONFIRMATION
<vcordie> im hungry
<vcordie> so i'm going to hit the reggies button

by **420weedscopes** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:53 am #307578

<vcordie> fucking reggies isnt doing delivery atm
<vcordie> fuck me
<vcordie> ...kfc it is
<Chocobro> HAHAHA

by **oranges** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:30 am #307605

by **Nilons** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:45 pm #307838

oranges wrote:

That entire discourse was aggressively dumb

by **oranges** » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:46 pm #310513

by **Remie Richards** » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:15 pm #311094

Follow up!

by **Xhuis** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:14 pm #313388

<ninjanomnom> cars are just bricks we tricked into being a horse

by **iamgoofball** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:21 pm #315021

by **Anonmare** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:35 pm #315028

Rape scores! Rape scores!

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:44 pm #315077

i read that as "rape scones"
rip scones

by **oranges** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:32 am #316210

<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

by **Armhulen** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:42 am #316211

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

by **Anonmare** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:50 am #316234

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

by **Xhuis** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:42 pm #316653

Does Discord count?

<kevinz000-Cloud> CYBERBOSS
<Cyberboss> wat
<kevinz000-Cloud> WHY DOES THE HIVEBOT SWARM CORE CHAINSAW YOU FROM 2 SCREENS AWAY
<Cyberboss> idk

<Joan> Uncrustables are a form of ravioli debate me

by **oranges** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:24 am #319940

14:20 <%LeoZ> i've been playing rs for fun
14:21 < Xhuis> s/fun/hot and sweaty fun
14:21 < beerobot> Correction, <LeoZ> i've been playing rs for hot and sweaty fun
14:21 <%LeoZ> yea
14:21 <%LeoZ> with your mom
14:21 < oranges> oh shit roasted
14:21 < Xhuis> dang ya got me

by **oranges** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:25 am #319942

14:14 <%pineapples> oranges what'd you do to mso this time
14:14 < Xhuis> i must flow like water
14:14 < Xhuis> leaf in wind
14:14 < oranges> I ticked all his boxes
14:14 < Xhuis> that sounds painful
14:14 <%pineapples> he doesn't seem happy about the box ticking
14:14 < oranges> https://file.house/Q295.png
14:15 <%pineapples> scared?
14:15 < MrPerson> so he's
14:15 < MrPerson> ticked off?
14:15 < Xhuis> how did I not come up with that augh
14:15 < MrPerson> So when he goes off
14:15 < MrPerson> was he a ticking time bomb?
14:15 < MrPerson> and then we all flea the scene
14:15 < MrPerson> hark hark hark

by **Shadowlight213** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:30 am #322685

<Joan> "I am important look at how important I am"
<LeoZ> i do that every day

by **Qbopper** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:22 pm #324248

<Shadowmobile> Mrs_sybil status
<Mrs_Sybil> Admins: 4 (Active: Kevinz000, Gouty, Feemjmeem and Qbopper AFK: nothing Stealth: nothing Skipped: nothing). Players: 74 (Active: 63). Mode: clockwork cult.
<Shadowmobile> Must be broken
<Shadowmobile> Doesn't show Kevinz as afk

by **Anonmare** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:24 pm #327867

Delet this now

by **oranges** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:27 pm #330038

11:24 < MRTY> you can't constantly have it in your system, else you die from
retardation
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> what
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> you can't die of brain damage.
11:24 < MRTY> wait what
11:24 < oranges> you can try
11:24 < MRTY> I thought too much brain damage could slowly kill you
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> no...
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> i mean brain damage just inhibits shit like using
airlocks and machines
11:25 < atlanta_ned> fwoosh is a good example of brain damage not being lethal
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> KEK

by **420weedscopes** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:00 pm #343127

* Received a CTCP VERSION from MrStonedOne (to #coderbus)
<Aranclanos> help
<LeoZ> get out of here with your hacks mso
<Aranclanos> mrstonedone is touching me
<LeoZ> literally trying to hack me
<Chocobro> ctcp is built into every client don't worry all it does is reply back instantly with your version ID
>LeoZ< CTCP HEY
<LeoZ> help
>LeoZ< CTCP YOU LIKE MILKSHAKE?
<LeoZ> now chocobro is trying to hack me
<Chocobro> already hacked now tell me if you like milkshake
* Received a CTCP NO from LeoZ
<Chocobro> ban LeoZ
<Chocobro> fucking kill him

by **Anonmare** » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:21 pm #343783

Kevinz confirmed for "coming" to cats.

by **oranges** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:34 am #344012

by **oranges** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:36 am #345052

13:32 <%LeoZ> im rolling in gold pieces bby
13:32 < veb> spare us
13:32 < QualityVan> sounds unpleasant
13:33 < veb> QualityVan: reminds me of that guy who had sex on a bed of moon
rocks
13:33 < veb> how unpleasant would that be
13:33 <%thot_slayer> veb: hey but at least the sex would be
13:33 * thot_slayer puts on sunglasses
13:33 <%thot_slayer> out of this world
13:33 <%thot_slayer> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:37 am #345054

by **Armhulen** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:23 am #345081

self quoting zzz

by **XDTM** » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:44 pm #352314

by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:49 am #352461

by **CitrusGender** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:52 am #352462

Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am #352463

CitrusGender wrote:
Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

doctored image, it was fucking qbmax that asked that and you know it

by **Armhulen** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am #352464

i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:54 am #352465

Armhulen wrote:i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

go croak elsewhere freg

by **420weedscopes** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:13 pm #354320

<Rockdtben> Website looks like it is formatted for a cell phone
<Antur> ?
<Rockdtben> tgstation13.org
<Antur> You mean the centering or ?
<Antur> Looks pretty standard to me.
<Rockdtben> https://imgur.com/Xf8ZOrB
<Antur> oh rip
<Antur> yeah that's something wrong
<Rockdtben> As the CEO of TGStation13 that needs to get addressed.
<Antur> what browser
<Rockdtben> Our outward facing site is our first line on contact with the press.
<Rockdtben> Chrome.
<Antur> Hmm
<Antur> bleh i don't have chrome on this one
<Antur> and looks fine in firefox
<ninjanomnom> works fine for me on chrome
<LeoZ> fine on opera
<Rockdtben> Version 61.0.3163.100
<Rockdtben> Updated to Version 62.0.3202.75
<Rockdtben> Same problem
<Rockdtben> CTRL F5
<Antur> weird
<ninjanomnom> I'm on same version
<Antur> it's standard bootstrap so should be working fine
<ninjanomnom> so it's not chrome
<Rockdtben> Wow
<Rockdtben> How the hell does that even happen
<Rockdtben> 1 website on my entire browser has 500% zoom.
<Rockdtben> False alarm.

by **420weedscopes** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:13 pm #358007

by **oranges** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:37 pm #359924

11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> .kick Hatterhat
11:34 -!- Hatterhat was kicked from #supportbus by [^_^] [Requested]
11:34 < oranges> thanks
11:34 -!- kevinz000-clock changed the topic of #supportbus to: help
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> uh
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> shit
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ... fuck that's not how you use
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ......
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> fuck.
11:35 < oranges> nice

by **Hatterhat** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:37 pm #359925

* Now talking on #supportbus
* Topic for #supportbus is: Get help from admins here! Topic reset because I fucked up using /topic! Also, .kick hatterhat
* Topic for #supportbus set by kevinz000-clock!uid218920@150.hours.of.testing (Tue Nov 21 16:35:20 2017)
<Hatterhat> oh nice i like how there's a dedicated topic just for kicking me
<oranges> oh nice I like how you're a retarded attention whoring aids infected bitch
<Hatterhat> thanks fam

by **Anonmare** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:08 pm #359938

Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!