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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Anonmare » Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:10 pm #200627

<hg|laptop> why cant i spawn meteors from IRC
<hg|laptop> what kind of shitty coders do we have
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby NikNakFlak » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:23 am #203668

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Shadowlight213 » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:09 am #206359

Anonmare wrote:
<hg|laptop> why cant i spawn meteors from IRC
<hg|laptop> what kind of shitty coders do we have


Oh god. I'm going to do that now.



<KorPhaeron> when I went to the movie
<KorPhaeron> there was a "no cell phones" bit involving the muppets
<iamgoofball> KorPhaeron: bee movie 2?
<KorPhaeron> and I thought "hey there's jordie!"
<iamgoofball> heh
<KorPhaeron> and then I remembered it was called beaker

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:25 pm #206405

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Wyzack » Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:04 pm #206413

It is like lollerderby turned up to 11
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:04 pm #209669

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:39 am #209902

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby peoplearestrange » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:47 pm #211169

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confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


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Re: IRC quotes

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:05 am #213020

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby TechnoAlchemist » Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:08 pm #213075

thats not an irc quote

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:42 pm #213080

TechnoAlchemist wrote:thats not an irc quote


Ur not an irc kwote
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby 420weedscopes » Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:33 am #213497

TechnoAlchemist wrote:thats not an irc quote

you may have noticed that many of mine aren't
it doesn't matter

just to be a butthead i'm putting in a quote as well

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Cuboos » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:43 am #214040

<iamgoofball> STOP SHITTING ON ME BECAUSE "UGH BUGS WHEN YOU FUCKERS PUSH BUGGY FEATURES ALL YHR TIME BECAUSE HIS IS SS13 AND WE HAVR 200 THOUSAND ITEMS IN THE GAME AND ANYTHING CSN BREAK EVERYTHING I CSNT FUCKIG MAGICALLY GUESS AND TEST EVERY POTEBTIAL FUXKING EDGE CASE I DO A LOT OF TESTING BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS FUCKING SLIPS BY
<ExcessiveUseOfCobby> goofball
<ExcessiveUseOfCobby> do you drink before you come on coderbus
<iamgoofball> ALDO ORANGES YOU SAID YOUD FUCJING REWRIYR SLIPS WEEKKS AGO
19<iamgoofball> CUBOOS FUCKIBG HSNG YOURSELF WHILE DRINKING BLEWCH DOING S BSCKFLIP OFF A BRIDGE
<iamgoofball> WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE ORANGES WHERE THR FUCK ID IT
<Cuboos> ID IT?
<Cuboos> WHERE ID IT?
<iamgoofball> YOU SAIF YOU'D DO IT WEEKS AGO
<iamgoofball> PUSH YOUR CODE AND PROVR IT
<iamgoofball> HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU
<Chocobro> please consider that oranges is a parent with a full time job
<iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
<iamgoofball> SHEEP DONT COUNT
<Cuboos> THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDED TO BRAIN DAMAGE PHRASES
<Cuboos> Griffin McSlip gibbers: "WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE WHERE THR FUCK ID IT?"
<Chocobro> also Cuboos add that immediately
<iamgoofball> fuxking die in a hoke
<iamgoofball> Also k jayd this fjcking ohone
<Cuboos> goof
<Cuboos> are you having a stroke?
<oranges> he told you to die in a hole
<oranges> and then he hates his phone
<oranges> it's quite obvious Cuboos
<iamgoofball> FUXK THIS OHON

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:59 am #214116

It's not like the hate for him is invalid, anyways.

"HEY GUYS WE SHOULD RE-ADD FREON CANISTERS BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BUGGY GAS AT ALL ONLY INTENDED FOR MEME GRIEFING"
"OH LOOK THE SERVER IS DYING BECAUSE SOMEONE RELEASED 2 CANS IN THE SHUTTLE WONDER HOW THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED"
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:05 am #214117

if anything you should be upset at me because I merged freon both times
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Alipheese » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:45 pm #214158

oranges wrote:if anything you should be upset at me because I merged freon both times

Honestly for bombs its so nice
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby peoplearestrange » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:36 pm #214182

Cuboos wrote:<iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Cuboos » Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:25 am #214597

peoplearestrange wrote:
Cuboos wrote:<iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.

I tried to, the PR was closed for "meta"
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:50 am #219127

19:37 < Cuboos> jesus christ i just spawned some frogs
19:37 < Cuboos> what have i done?
19:37 <+KorPhaeron> I told you man
19:38 < Cuboos> it'
19:38 < Cuboos> it's a good thing i'm wearing headphones
19:38 < Cuboos> because someone might call the cops on me with all this noise
19:39 <+KorPhaeron> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
19:39 < Cuboos> OH GOD
19:39 < Cuboos> THEY ATTACK
19:39 < Cuboos> THEY ALL ATTACK AT ONCE
19:39 < Cuboos> OH JESUS FUCK MY EARS
19:40 <+KorPhaeron> told you we needed saner sounds
19:40 < Cuboos> NO
19:40 < Cuboos> THIS IS PERFECT
19:40 < Cuboos> why do they keep attacking random structures.
19:41 < MrPerson> because their AI toad them to
19:41 <+MrStonedOne> kill yourself
19:41 < MrPerson> why do you want me to croak?
19:42 < Cuboos> OH GOD, THEY DO A LOT OF DAMAGE WHEN THEY ATTACK AT ONCE
19:42 < Cuboos> THEY DESTROYED MY CLOTHS
19:42 < Cuboos> THE REES
19:43 < Cuboos> OH JESUS BEEPSKY JUST RAN OVER A HUGE LINE OF THEM
19:44 < Cuboos> HUUUUU
19:44 < Cuboos> HUUU HUUUUU HUU HUUU HUUU


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Re: IRC quotes

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:03 am #219140

Two jokes, but froget about it.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:10 am #219144

Thats pretty hilarious.
Frog spawner called tadpole when?
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby PKPenguin321 » Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:19 am #224786

repostin
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Anonmare » Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:25 am #224789

Roasted by a robot. What a shame. What a rotten way to die.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby D&B » Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:36 am #224791

Robot is malf
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Wyzack » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:43 am #224822

My life is forfeit if that means restorin jambot to life
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:22 pm #226871

11:18 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> http://i.imgur.com/FETwrks.png
11:19 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> random mouse placement looking solid
11:19 < XDTM> it's plotting
11:19 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> >mice can survive space
11:19 < XDTM> you can see the evil in its eyes
...
11:21 < MrPerson> Of course mice can survive in space
11:21 < MrPerson> They're experts on squeaking by
11:22 <%oranges> get him outta here
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Thunder11 » Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:05 am #227007

[02:42.57] <+MrStonedOne> Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!

That's thinking on your feet, soldier!

Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all

oranges wrote:

Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:17 am #227812

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nice going oranges ya blew it
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:37 am #227901

21:35 < a_t48> fuuu
21:35 < a_t48> oranges, is it crashing in the fucking slip code?
21:36 <%oranges> well duh
21:37 < Chunkr> freon is great for server crashes.
21:37 <%oranges> it just queues up a shit tonne of moves and brings the server
to a crawl
21:37 < Chunkr> yep
21:37 < Chunkr> i remember when you could do that with two monkeys and some lube
21:38 <%oranges> great band name
21:38 < a_t48> someday
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:05 am #228627

12:42 < MrPerson> "It doesn't work" is not an acceptable bug report
12:46 < iamgoofball> that's what I told the planned parenthood but they threw me out
12:54 < MrPerson> Kinda cruel to refer to an unwanted pregnancy as a bug
12:54 < MrPerson> Unless you've been laying with some space insects
12:54 < MrPerson> And then yeah it's probably a bug
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:34 am #228918

Mervill tries to share a file with us

16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
...
16:32 < Mervill> what
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16:33 < Mervill> I'm bad at the internet
16:33 < Mervill> http://imgur.com/9gWEhVA
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:31 am #229177

They might have an SSD for the OS on C: and not want to put their user dir there due to lack of space, or it might be a network drive or similar
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Mervill » Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:43 am #229184

oranges wrote:Mervill tries to share a file with us

16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
...
16:32 < Mervill> what
...
16:33 < Mervill> I'm bad at the internet
16:33 < Mervill> http://imgur.com/9gWEhVA


<oranges> hAHAH
<oranges> oh poor Mervill
* oranges has changed the topic to: 16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
<Mervill> ?
<ma44> sheit
<oranges> that ones gonna stick for a while
<ma44> you just became a meme
<Mervill> nice
<Mervill> or wait
<Mervill> what
<Mervill> just happended


It was replaced by the next day.

CosmicScientist wrote:Why is their user area not on the C drive?


oranges wrote:They might have an SSD for the OS on C: and not want to put their user dir there due to lack of space, or it might be a network drive or similar


Yeah that
<MrStonedOne> so many things in the world had to go wrong for all of this to end up here.... if any one thing had gone right, ss13 wouldn't exist

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:05 pm #232634

<Darkbitt> you're talking crap about catpeople
<Darkbitt> A FEW DAYS AFTER CAT EARS AND TAILS ARE REENABLED?!
<oranges> cats are dumb
<Darkbitt> have a virtual middle finger
<oranges> and they stink
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:56 pm #232661

darkbitt is a legend
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Thunder11 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:22 pm #234457

[08:22.13] * iamgoofball is now known as MrStonedOne
[08:22.15] <MrStonedOne> We are now merging all the servers with Vorestation code.
[08:22.19] * MrStonedOne is now known as iamgoofball
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:08 am #238240

00:03 < MrPerson> And after Jesus was born, the three wise men arrived
00:03 < MrPerson> and they said
00:03 < MrPerson> "wow this is terrible, revert pls"
00:04 <%oranges> and then the clown lubed the manger
00:05 < Cheridan> and then god saw what he had made
00:05 < Cheridan> and wept
00:05 < MrPerson> adminhelp romans r aresting me 4 no raisen
00:06 <%oranges> MrPerson: ic issue, valid
00:06 < MrPerson> Oh yeah? Well I'll get my revenge
00:06 < MrPerson> By replacing their whole religion
00:06 < MrPerson> Then we'll see whose laughing
00:07 < Probe> revert-revert-12878-revert-12918-adds-catholicism
00:08 <%oranges> goof shows up to call catholicism a slippery slope to theocracy and nails his 99 theses to the pr
00:08 <%Antur> too many forks

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:20 pm #238241

oranges wrote:00:03 < MrPerson> And after Jesus was born, the three wise men arrived
00:03 < MrPerson> and they said
00:03 < MrPerson> "wow this is terrible, revert pls"
00:04 <%oranges> and then the clown lubed the manger
00:05 < Cheridan> and then god saw what he had made
00:05 < Cheridan> and wept
00:05 < MrPerson> adminhelp romans r aresting me 4 no raisen
00:06 <%oranges> MrPerson: ic issue, valid
00:06 < MrPerson> Oh yeah? Well I'll get my revenge
00:06 < MrPerson> By replacing their whole religion
00:06 < MrPerson> Then we'll see whose laughing
00:07 < Probe> revert-revert-12878-revert-12918-adds-catholicism
00:08 <%oranges> goof shows up to call catholicism a slippery slope to theocracy and nails his 99 theses to the pr
00:08 <%Antur> too many forks

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:28 pm #238872

Well, there was that one time on Bay when we all got date-raped by monkeys in the center of the Earth after blowing up a nazi general twice, prompting him to run away at supersonic speeds.
Then the monkeys made us shoot lizards.

Tabletops kind of do that.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Xhuis » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:23 am #247793

<Liggerknocker> Fucking liggers.
<NotAnAshwalker> shhhh
<dannno> i hate liggers
<dannno> die! die!
<sometinyprick> woaw
* JJRcop (~Jon@just.a.coder.for.fun) has joined
<oranges> braap braap until every ligger drops
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:16 am #248511

13:07 < Cheridan> we shold add more revenants
13:07 <%oranges> enjoying my holiday too much
13:07 < Cheridan> just because i think its hilarious that they're both abbreviated as 'rev'
13:08 < Cheridan> OH SHIT WE HAVE REVS GUYS
13:08 <%Joan> WHICH KIND
13:08 < Hatticus_Finch> thats how we break the meta: all game modes have the same shortened name
13:08 <%oranges> sexual revolutionatires, coming from the sixities
13:08 <%oranges> here to show us the fun of kinky sex
13:09 <%oranges> peace
13:09 <%oranges> love
13:09 <%oranges> weed
13:09 <%oranges> anal
13:10 < incoming> !dm world.log << pick("peace", "love", "weed", "anal");;
13:10 < Bot32> incoming: anal
13:10 < incoming> no thanks
13:10 <%oranges> the choice was made
13:10 <%oranges> prepare the fork of hornipilation
13:11 < incoming> !dm world.log << "roll for anal circumfrence: [rand(0,100)]";;
13:11 < Bot32> incoming: roll for anal circumfrence: 4
13:12 < incoming> jesus christ
13:12 <%oranges> that's gonna be a tight fit
13:12 <%oranges> you better get some lube
13:13 < vcordie> banned for erp
13:13 < incoming> don't blame me blame the dice
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:29 am #248516

13:25 < xxalpha> !dm var/average = 0; for(var/i,i != 500,++i++) average += pick(1;15, 2;14, 2;13, 2;12, 3;11, 3;10, 3;9, 4;8, 4;7, 4;6, 5;5,
5;4, 5;3, 6;2, 6;1, 6;0); average = average/500; world.log << average;;
13:25 < Bot32> xxalpha: 5.684
13:25 < xxalpha> snort
13:26 < xxalpha> when you see it
....
13:26 < incoming> ++i++
13:26 < incoming> totally valid
13:26 < xxalpha> i never thought of it
13:27 < incoming> could probably replace a modulo 2 in some situations
13:27 <%oranges> it's the work of a madman
13:27 < xxalpha> how
13:27 < vcordie> isn't that just i+4 each time?
13:27 < xxalpha> no it's +2
13:27 < incoming> it's +2
13:27 < vcordie> right
13:27 < xxalpha> but not +2 immediately
13:27 < xxalpha> it's like the Half A press
13:27 < incoming> yes it's +1 immediately
13:27 <%oranges> a press is a press
13:27 < incoming> and the next time it's +3
13:27 <%oranges> you can't say it's half a press if the button is down'
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Haevacht » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:17 am #248585

You forgot the good one citrus.
<Xhuis> !dm world.log << "[pick("Sybil", "Basil")] is the best server";;
<Bot32> Xhuis: Basil is the best server
<incoming> !dm var/average = 0; for(var/i,i != 500,i++) average += pick(0,1;2); average = average/500; world.log << average;;
* oranges sets ban on *!*Bot32@*.gn32.uk
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<incoming> aw
<oranges> fucking digusting bot
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:54 am #248744

Basil used to be the best server tbh
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Armhulen » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:30 pm #248774

now sybil is so

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:21 pm #255133

11:02 < ma44> Alright time to buff botany
....
11:17 -!- Cheridan changed the topic of #coderbus to: ABBUYAM - Always Buff
Botany Unless You Are Ma44 | Welcome to SS13, the world's premiere
anime space roleplay game.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:58 am #256634

13:53 <%oranges> I did merge patting
13:53 < coiax> you didn't.
13:53 <%oranges> but cheridan told me to revert it
13:53 <%oranges> for some reason
13:53 < LeoZ> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13:54 < LeoZ> ok Cheridan i am indeed the responsible for the patting thing?
13:54 <%oranges> then there was this weird alternate timeline where I got fired
13:54 <%oranges> I had to bcome an admin
13:54 < Cheridan> that's what i said
13:54 <%oranges> and work my way up to headmin
13:54 <%oranges> and then I forked the coderbase
13:54 <%oranges> and everyone was using #orangebus
... Inspiration strikes
13:54 [Users #orangebus]
13:54 [@Cheridan] [ oranges]
13:54 -!- Irssi: #orangebus: Total of 2 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1
normal]
13:54 -!- Channel #orangebus created Fri Feb 17 13:54:46 2017
13:54 -!- Irssi: Join to #orangebus was synced in 0 secs
13:55 < oranges> GODDAMN IT NO
13:55 -!- mode/#orangebus [+b oranges!*@*] by Cheridan
13:55 < oranges> I'm trapped in a nightmare
13:55 -!- #orangebus Cannot send to channel
13:55 <@Cheridan> CUCKED
...
meanwhile back in #coderbus
13:55 <%oranges> oh my god this is the nightmare timeline get me out
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Haevacht » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:28 pm #256809

Kev and 8ball, a love story:

<bman> .8ball is kevin a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Yes, definitely

<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... You know the answer better than I
<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Maybe...
<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Concentrate and ask again
<kevinz000> ...

<bman> .8ball is kevinz a bad coder
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... It is certain

<Haevacht> .8 should kev never play midis again
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Outlook good
<kevinz000> engiborgs have magnet treads.
<kevinz000> shit
<kevinz000> ....

<oranges> it's your funeral kevinz000
<kevinz000> wow
<LeoZ> but borgs don't fly
<Sweaterkittens|Work> It's very situational, this has nothing to do with borgs in general
<kevinz000> putting it that way ?
<beerobot> Can't have a funeral without fun
<kevinz000> ree
<Haevacht> .8 is it kevs funeral
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... It is decidedly so
<kevinz000> NO
<bman> https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 4350689280
<kevinz000> oranges rigged the damn bot
<kevinz000> :(
<Sweaterkittens|Work> Damn dude 8ball hates you this morning
<Haevacht> better stop while i am ahead
<kevinz000> .8 haevacht is a nerd
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... You're kidding, right?

<bman> .8 is kevinz more of a faggot than i expected
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Naturally

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby MrStonedOne » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:53 am #258173

[21:50:21] <~MrStonedOne> <+Qbopper> I had to keep my pp open
[21:50:26] <+Qbopper> wew
[21:50:31] <~MrStonedOne> i should put that in the irc quotes thread
[21:50:36] <+Qbopper> you won't no balls
[21:50:44] <~MrStonedOne> oh boy
[21:50:49] <~MrStonedOne> i wasn't going to
[21:50:52] <~MrStonedOne> but now i have to
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Qbopper » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:55 am #258174

MrStonedOne wrote:
[21:50:21] <~MrStonedOne> <+Qbopper> I had to keep my pp open
[21:50:26] <+Qbopper> wew
[21:50:31] <~MrStonedOne> i should put that in the irc quotes thread
[21:50:36] <+Qbopper> you won't no balls
[21:50:44] <~MrStonedOne> oh boy
[21:50:49] <~MrStonedOne> i wasn't going to
[21:50:52] <~MrStonedOne> but now i have to


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