*-{OFFICIAL NHL THREAD}-*

QuartzCrystal · Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:11 pm

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YOU FUCKERS READY FOR SOME HACKEY?

GET HYPE, OCTOBER 8TH IS SOON AS FUCK!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:53 pm #31260

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Yeah dawg.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:09 pm #31335

DEVILS

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:08 pm #31361

ThanatosRa wrote:DEVILS

out

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:27 pm #31363

go canucks go

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:21 am #31366

nsos wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:DEVILS
out

FUCK YOUR MOTHER GONNA PUT YOU UNDER THE ICE.

DEVILS!!!

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:02 am #31367

what's nhl?

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:24 am #31400

ThanatosRa wrote:
nsos wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:DEVILS
out
FUCK YOUR MOTHER GONNA PUT YOU UNDER THE ICE.

DEVILS!!!

out

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Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:22 am #31408

At least we can all agree Metro division best division.

Psyentific wrote:go canucks go

You bastards ditched my hometown team as your affiliate in favor of a team from KANSAS.

We had a good thing going and you just up and left us you fucking whore.

Now you're back in CNY farming Utica?

UTICA!?

Meanwhile we're shacked up Tampa Bay? TAMPA BAY? DO THEY EVEN HAVE ICE IN FLORIDA WHAT THE FUCK.

Spoiler:

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:00 am #31471

>tfw boston stole the only chance at the cup your home team will have for the next ~30yrs
i still remember downtown literally burning with rage

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:32 pm #31557

Well it's time for Canada to win again and then apologize for winning.

"O-oh I'm sorry for winning eh' you're okay with it American right eh'?"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:58 pm #31568

ColonicAcid wrote:Well it's time for Canada to win again and then apologize for winning.

"O-oh I'm sorry for winning eh' you're okay with it American right eh'?"

every time someone says sorry, a canadian suddenly appears in the material world

some canadians are reported to have found such a marvelous secret and deliberately but stealthily apologize for everything

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:29 pm #31577

Kraso wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:Well it's time for Canada to win again and then apologize for winning.

"O-oh I'm sorry for winning eh' you're okay with it American right eh'?"
every time someone says sorry, a canadian suddenly appears in the material world

some canadians are reported to have found such a marvelous secret and deliberately but stealthily apologize for everything

soon

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:42 pm #31581

ColonicAcid wrote:Well it's time for Canada to win again and then apologize for winning.

"O-oh I'm sorry for winning eh' you're okay with it American right eh'?"

>Canada to win again

Canada hasn't won in years dumbass.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:45 pm #31583

An0n3 wrote:Canada hasn't won in years dumbass.

Just like you?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:47 pm #31584

I haven't won any Stanley Cups in the last decade TWENTY TWO YEARS either, so yeah, just like me.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:40 pm #31644

An0n3 wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:Well it's time for Canada to win again and then apologize for winning.

"O-oh I'm sorry for winning eh' you're okay with it American right eh'?"
>Canada to win again

Canada hasn't won in years dumbass.

nahh proof that canada didn't invent hackey and thus is automatically winning at it sheeple.

QuartzCrystal · Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:28 pm

You guys do realize in the NHL it's individual teams right?

You guys also realize that Canada beats out America in almost all international competitions right?

You guys also realize that over half of the teams in the NHL have more than 50% Canadian players right?

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:21 am #32066

QuartzCrystal wrote:You guys do realize in the NHL it's individual teams right?

You guys also realize that Canada beats out America in almost all international competitions right?

You guys also realize that over half of the teams in the NHL have more than 50% Canadian players right?

Saying Canada is shitty at hockey is like saying Russians are shitty at drinking vodka.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:00 pm #32115

QuartzCrystal wrote:You guys do realize in the NHL it's individual teams right?

You guys also realize that Canada beats out America in almost all international competitions right?

You guys also realize that over half of the teams in the NHL have more than 50% Canadian players right?

Don't matter, they play for glorious American teams in the NHL.

The NHL is to Canadians what minor league baseball is to Mexicans.

Mandurrrh · Post by **Mandurrrh** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:01 pm #32208

delete please

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:39 pm #32214

Mandurrrh wrote:

Oh god you poor thing why would you do this to yourself?

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:55 pm #32261

nsos wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:
nsos wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:DEVILS
out
FUCK YOUR MOTHER GONNA PUT YOU UNDER THE ICE.

DEVILS!!!
out

[youtube]5GE4egIC3nQ[/youtube]

I am physically incapable of liking anything from Philadephia.

Except Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

QuartzCrystal · Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:44 am

So like, what's up with all the pre-season injuries?

QuartzCrystal · Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:00 am

BUMPING THIS THREAD CAUSE THE REGULAR SEASON STARTS SO SOON

WOOOOOOOOO, SO PUMPED FOR WEDNESDAY. FUKKIN' LEAFS VS HABS. FUCK THE HABS.

QuartzCrystal · Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:33 am

Fuck the Habs... :'(

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:39 am #35180

It's time. I must accept my fate.

LETS GO RANGERS

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:06 am #35190

An0n3 wrote:>rags

i expected more from you.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:12 am #35228

nsos wrote:
An0n3 wrote:>rags

i expected more from you.

I expected more from myself.

But it is what it is. I must rep my team even if I don't like them.

Hey at least we won our game tonight though.

Spoiler:

QuartzCrystal · Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:40 pm

Islanders?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:03 pm #35352

An0n3 wrote:
nsos wrote:
An0n3 wrote:>rags

i expected more from you.
I expected more from myself.

But it is what it is. I must rep my team even if I don't like them.

Hey at least we won our game tonight though.

Spoiler:
There is a voice in me asking why I don't just convert to worshipping the devils, maybe the Penguins or Flyers. But no, I'm a New Yorker. Rangers it is.

Spoiler:

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:27 pm #35422

QuartzCrystal wrote:Islanders?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No fuck that. I wish Long Island didn't exist, they can sink to the bottom of the sea and take their shitty hockey team with them.

>mfw gf is a Buffalo Sabres fan

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:12 am #35431

An0n3 wrote:
QuartzCrystal wrote:Islanders?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No fuck that. I wish Long Island didn't exist, they can sink to the bottom of the sea and take their shitty hockey team with them.

>mfw gf is a Buffalo Sabres fan

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

ALSO WHERE'S MY FUCKING VEGAS NHL TEAM. I WAS PROMISED ONE.

QuartzCrystal · Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:26 pm

An0n3 wrote:>mfw gf is a Buffalo Sabres fan

.....why are you dating her?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:30 pm #35753

Because she's awesome?

At least she would like to hang out and drink and watch a game together.

QuartzCrystal · Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:50 pm

An0n3 wrote:Because she's awesome?

At least she would like to hang out and drink and watch a game together.

>awesome
>buffalo fan

These two do not mix.

I can't believe you're the type of person to not break up with someone based on sports teams.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:22 am #36239

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:05 pm #36929

Am I hallucinating or does that guy have hockey hair?

QuartzCrystal · Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:46 am

I'm fucking tied 7-7 in my fantasy match up.

What the fucking fuck Tuukka Rask. You're supposed to be the best :'(

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:29 pm #38324

We beat the Devils holy shit.

Hahahahahahaha get wrekkkkkkkt.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:41 pm #38341

An0n3 wrote:We beat the Devils holy shit.

Hahahahahahaha get wrekkkkkkkt.

gonna cut off your toes while you sleep

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:53 pm #38436

Not with those plays you won't.

WE COMIN FOR YOU CANADIENS

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:45 pm #38678

do you ever play a sports game in like management mode and you draft a guy who is like rated great for a rookie and you're like "this guy. this guy is so hot right now. he's gonna be a stud" and then like 5 years pass and he's the same rating, which would be great if he was a rookie, but he's not a rookie now, he's just shit and hasn't improved at all

because that's luke schenn on the flyers

because that's the flyers

why flyers

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:02 am #38685

The USA is so great and we all know it, to the point where we can happily omit singing our own anthem in place of another country's to show support and everyone goes right along with it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... ps=gravity

Also the bro-team of Canada + USA is that just that good.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:10 pm #39099

An0n3 wrote:The USA is so great and we all know it, to the point where we can happily omit singing our own anthem in place of another country's to show support and everyone goes right along with it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... ps=gravity

Also the bro-team of Canada + USA is that just that good.

They're our reasonable, sane brother.

They're also the only folks(though technically under british rule at the time) who have ever managed to Sack Washington DC.

They will be the ones to destroy us, And we'll thank them for it.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:50 am #39128

Do any Countries bro like USA/Canada bro?

How are relations between Australia and New Zealand?

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:16 pm #39261

An0n3 wrote:Do any Countries bro like USA/Canada bro?

How are relations between Australia and New Zealand?

As far as I know? Decently. You'd have to ask an Australian or Downunder Sheepfuc-I mean New Zealander.