23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Postby Malkevin » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:33 pm #388787

I was interested in 23&Me until I was told you're paying for the privilege of having your complete DNA profile become part of some Big Data database that any assholes can buy to access.

What's ancestry.com's policy?
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Postby J_Madison » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:42 pm #388802

99.7% East Asian.

Oy vey Moshe have you considered Aaliyah.

Shalom cheravim

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Postby bman » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:00 pm #388809

im sure if i did this it'd reveal my genkhis khan heritage and the source of my autism
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Postby J_Madison » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:19 pm #388849

Salam alaikum.

Were you aware of your ashkenaz heritage?

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Postby J_Madison » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:49 am #389021

are you going to abstain from pork and follow the jewish traditions?

also, suggest you try this out and import data for specifics

https://www.wegene.com


scratch what I just said. this site is asians only. turn around

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Postby XSI » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:23 am #389055

gavakis wrote: individual-level information


In other words, you're not good enough to be your own product. You'll be in the package deal as "User #78916"

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Postby oranges » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:35 pm #389195

you got lost on the way to the pol thread

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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk

Postby Drynwyn » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:44 pm #389235

These things aren't even accurate

They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
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Postby DemonFiren » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:47 pm #389236

Drynwyn wrote:These things aren't even accurate

They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error

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Postby XSI » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:44 pm #389280

oranges wrote:you got lost on the way to the pol thread


Do you really expect anything else from this thread?

Drynwyn is right too, it's not really tracking your ancestry as much as just making an educated guess based on your DNA stuff

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Postby J_Madison » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:01 am #389342

yeah well I apparently have genetically high physical endurance.
which explains why I have never felt exhausted

feem mentioned he had elite athlete muscle genes, but it's kind of wasted on his non-athletic lifestyle.

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Postby ColonicAcid » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:06 am #389347

damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol


do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
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Postby cedarbridge » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:27 am #389368

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By this they really mean "forever."

Oh well, it was a Christmas gift so I guess I can't complain.

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Postby CitrusGender » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:32 am #389370

cedarbridge wrote:Image
By this they really mean "forever."

Oh well, it was a Christmas gift so I guess I can't complain.


Fuck I want to get this.
Though, I can't really shake the whole feeling that like it's a completely worthless purchase that only really is for vanity reasons.
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Postby XSI » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:40 am #389371

A lot of things are purely vanity, many things are purely entertainment

Doesn't make it wrong to spend money on it, just means you'll have to consider if you truly want to or if the price is worth the result

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Postby J_Madison » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:53 am #389881

ColonicAcid wrote:damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol


do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up

tell you what my man I will do some 1 mile sprints on the treadmill and see how fast I can recover

I'll also hit up the cycling machine and up that shit to level 10 or higher and do it for 10 or 12 minutes.

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Postby oranges » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:40 am #389884

it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait

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Postby cedarbridge » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:15 pm #390045

Results just came in:
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Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:10 pm #390067

ur legally required to move to minnesota now
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Postby cedarbridge » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:23 pm #390109

Guess I'll get the longboat.

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Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:20 pm #390144

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Postby J_Madison » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:55 pm #390154

oranges wrote:it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait


yeah sorry at least I'm not part "Romney" Ovis aries

maybe your kid will be 75% aries, but mine are 100% homosapien

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Postby DrPillzRedux » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:31 pm #390339

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Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:35 pm #390340

>0.3% sub-saharan african
Shit, and here I thought you're white
Bring back papercult.

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Postby cedarbridge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:22 pm #391476

Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?

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Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:01 pm #391619

cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?


You just need to convert.
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Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:50 pm #391637

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Postby Luke Cox » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:13 am #391703

Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?

Also it'd probably be a waste of money for me. Mostly England and Scotland, some stuff from Scandanavia, 6.25% Native American
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Postby Nilons » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:04 pm #392301

I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate
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Postby cedarbridge » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:11 pm #392350

Nilons wrote:I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate

Apparently accurate enough for Portugal to grant somebody citizenship over the results.

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Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:24 pm #392352

its really not hard to get portuguese citizenship if you're white or rich.

if you're black either born here or born in the colonies good fucking luck on getting anywhere.
there's people who are of cape verde descent but were born in portugal and if they were born between a certain time they're shit out of luck because they legally have no citizenship to either country and the bureaucracy will do nothing about it.

https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/featu ... 10644.html


Luke Cox wrote:Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?

more than likely as dna technology becomes more and more proliferated that companies will get your dna one way or another. It's like your internet history, if there's a will there's a way and if there is a need for people to know about your genes then that will happen.
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Postby Malkevin » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:29 pm #392424

I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
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Postby Drynwyn » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:50 am #392990

Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.

This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.

p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified
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Postby XSI » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:40 am #392995

That assumes that he will have kids

In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes

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Postby Malkevin » Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 am #393002

Drynwyn wrote:
Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.

This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.

p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified

The main character in that is a natural born, that's what the movie is about
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Postby J_Madison » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:31 pm #393155

what kind of rank amateur coward makes a dna virus to off someone

god damn

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Postby Drynwyn » Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:09 pm #393402

XSI wrote:That assumes that he will have kids

In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes


it's an offer open to all of /tg/station

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Postby DrPillzRedux » Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:54 am #394868

cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kek
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Postby cedarbridge » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:31 am #394907

DrPillzRedux wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kek

If you want to pretend you didn't make this post we'll forgive you.

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Postby DrPillzRedux » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:13 am #394924

and why would i do that

edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
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Postby cedarbridge » Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:29 pm #395009

DrPillzRedux wrote:and why would i do that

edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls

Because the only way to read your post is that somehow the Dawes act applies to jews.

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