Roast beef for dinner sounds great yeah? Food General

callanrockslol · Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:55 am

Had some Fish and Chips down at the pub, I have never seen so much tartar sauce in my life.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 11:08 am #38842

i went to ihop on friday and enjoyed one of the best breakfast meals (for supper) i can remember in a very long time
the bananas foster brioche french toast is great. their hash browns and bacon are great. their syrup is great. the whole place is great.
new favorite restaurant.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:05 pm #38850

callanrockslol wrote:Had some Fish and Chips down at the pub, I have never seen so much tartar sauce in my life.

I have worked in pubs in the kitchens, I have never ever understood their fucking obsession with tartar source with anything even remotely fish related.

bockman22 · Post by **bockman22** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:19 pm #38877

I had 15 pizza rolls

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:32 pm #38878

Comrade Leo wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:Had some Fish and Chips down at the pub, I have never seen so much tartar sauce in my life.
I have worked in pubs in the kitchens, I have never ever understood their fucking obsession with tartar source with anything even remotely fish related.

It tends to be cheap and people will eat it. Bars, in the US at least, have to have food on the menu if I remember right.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:25 pm #38899

5000 calories min. for me.
that means (usually) 5 meals a day, 2 main and 3 "snacks".
Oh and 3 litres of whole milk. the milk is the worst it makes me feel bloated. Tho my snacks are always chicken ass and rice so i don't look forward to them either.

i eat normal food for dinner and lunch tho.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:22 pm #38926

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMON!

I want some of those shitty frozen potstickers so fucking bad holy crap.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:29 pm #38930

eatin big is like 10k calories im a fucking manlet compared to the proper stuff.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:56 pm #38940

ColonicAcid wrote:im a fucking manlet

rekt

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:17 pm #38946

>coming to already known conclusions

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:21 pm #38947

That avatar change

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:14 pm #39259

ColonicAcid wrote:5000 calories min. for me.
that means (usually) 5 meals a day, 2 main and 3 "snacks".
Oh and 3 litres of whole milk. the milk is the worst it makes me feel bloated. Tho my snacks are always chicken ass and rice so i don't look forward to them either.

i eat normal food for dinner and lunch tho.

bruh what the fuck
you're putting on unnecessary fat if you eat 5000kcal and don't cycle roids

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:25 pm #39999

InThePooPoo wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:5000 calories min. for me.
that means (usually) 5 meals a day, 2 main and 3 "snacks".
Oh and 3 litres of whole milk. the milk is the worst it makes me feel bloated. Tho my snacks are always chicken ass and rice so i don't look forward to them either.

i eat normal food for dinner and lunch tho.
bruh what the fuck
you're putting on unnecessary fat if you eat 5000kcal and don't cycle roids

5,000,000 calories? damn

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:37 pm #40002

tats how much semen ur mom sawllows from my cokc lmao

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:40 pm #40004

InThePooPoo wrote:tats how much semen ur mom sawllows from my cokc lmao

do you think someone could live completely off semen and water?
seems possible but i dunno if there are any academic studies on it

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:02 pm #40035

semen's nutritional value is basically just protein so probably not
you wouldnt be able to eat enough semen to keep your weight up and it doesnt have all your essential vitamins and shit

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:59 pm #40042

InThePooPoo wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:5000 calories min. for me.
that means (usually) 5 meals a day, 2 main and 3 "snacks".
Oh and 3 litres of whole milk. the milk is the worst it makes me feel bloated. Tho my snacks are always chicken ass and rice so i don't look forward to them either.

i eat normal food for dinner and lunch tho.
bruh what the fuck
you're putting on unnecessary fat if you eat 5000kcal and don't cycle roids

>i play football on the weekend and I do muay thai twice a week while going to the gym 5 times a week.
>too much food
lmao

kosmos · Post by **kosmos** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:08 pm #40043

Eating homemade guacamole with salt crackers at midnight. Can't stop. Won't stop.

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:01 am #40068

miggles wrote:semen's nutritional value is basically just protein so probably not
you wouldnt be able to eat enough semen to keep your weight up and it doesnt have all your essential vitamins and shit

so if you only eat semen you get scurvy

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:04 am #40070

well it'd be more like rabbit starvation than scurvy but yea

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:17 am #40074

if you only eat semen you'll die like any person who dies of starvation, you won't get enough sodium/potassium and your synapses will just stop working and then you get a cardiac arrest as myogenic contraction stops working as salt deficiency affects the pacemaker.
You would be dead long before scurvy even affected you.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:20 am #40075

This is basically what I expected to find in this thread

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:20 am #40090

rabbit semen starvation

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:21 am #40091

what am i even doing here

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:08 am #40150

ok now lets talk about this:
how much semen would you have to eat before dying of eating too much semen?

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:17 am #40179

ColonicAcid wrote: >i play football on the weekend and I do muay thai twice a week while going to the gym 5 times a week.
>too much food
lmao

>gym 5 times a week
enjoy your permanent DOMS faggot

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:44 pm #40218

>permanent DOMS
except y'know i don't have permanent doms???????????????????
Even with me doing my PR/1%RM I still have very little soreness the next day.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:56 pm #40220

Chemists have too much free time.

I do MMA twice a week including circuit training if I'm lucky. (Although I'm just starting out)

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:58 pm #40221

yeah buddy that's what u get if u give out ur life to the god of physics.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:05 pm #40257

Dinner? Breakfast? I just ordered in sushi for breakfast at 18:05

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:42 pm #40269

What's better, frequent lifting but less intense or spaced out intense lifting.

Also on topic: who else fucking hates raspberries/blackberries/etc? Those seedy fucking nightmares taste like shit. I can't stand them in anything.

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 8:03 pm #40284

Semen has fructose in it, which can cause diabetes and other problems with age.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 8:52 pm #40295

What's life with type 2 diabetes like ITPP?

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:31 pm #40307

diabeetus

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:21 pm #40528

paprika wrote:What's better, frequent lifting but less intense or spaced out intense lifting.

It depends on your goal.
If you are trying to maintain your current level of strength while trying to lose weight, I'd take the first option.
If your goal is to get RIPPED take the second one.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:02 pm #40547

paprika wrote:Also on topic: who else fucking hates raspberries/blackberries/etc? Those seedy fucking nightmares taste like shit. I can't stand them in anything.

you are probably eating shitty fucking raspberries/blackberries then. which you definitely are because it's november. you're not supposed to fucking buy summer fruit in winter you clown

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:27 pm #46480

bumping this thread because it's thanksgiving and i had to do a side dish

i made salmon with apricot glaze

pics upcoming

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:20 am #47043

nsos wrote:bumping this thread because it's thanksgiving and i had to do a side dish

i made salmon with apricot glaze

pics upcoming

well wheres the pics

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:07 pm #47080

nowhere lmao i didnt take them

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:11 pm #47081

here's the recipe though

[1 1/2 cups apricot nectar
1/3 cup chopped dried apricots] or 1 3/4 cups apricot preserves if you're lazy broke or guy fieri
2 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame seed oil
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 to 2 lb salmon filet without skin

In a saucepan over medium heat, mix together all the shit that isn't the salmon. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer for about 20 minutes, or until reduced by about half. Stir occasionally to prevent burning. Remove 1/4 cup of the glaze for basting, and set the remaining aside.

Place the salmon filet on either a greased broiling pan or use a grilling skillet (either wors), and brush with glaze. Broil 3 inches from the heat for 8 to 12 minutes, or until salmon flakes easily with a fork. Gently turn over once during cooking, and baste frequently during the last 4 minutes. Serve with remaining glaze, along with Smash Mouth's All Star playing in the background. pray to the lord guy fieri

litmeuplol · Post by **litmeuplol** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:50 pm #48806

Okay so I made some real simple shit and here's how you can make it too.

WHAT YOU NEED:
Cumin (powder)
Garlic (2-3 cloves)
Beans (Not sure exactly how much, I just had a small-medium sized packet. Also, green beans.)
Olive Oil
Optional, but recommended - Salt & Pepper.

Cut the ends off of the beans.
http://i.imgur.com/qZalmoW.jpg
Cut the beans into thirds. (or halves, they just have to be relatively the same size.)
http://i.imgur.com/GftXvNS.jpg
Boil some water.
http://i.imgur.com/utb5EdL.jpg
Add water to your pan/pot and bring that to a boil. Put the beans in and boil them for like 1-2 minutes. Take them out and strain them.
http://i.imgur.com/dV8kZUg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wbMkByw.jpg
Crush and cut the garlic into small pieces. (dicing? fuck i dunno)
http://i.imgur.com/nIovBBp.jpg
Put a pot/pan onto your stove and heat it up. (I put mine to full heat)
Add olive oil and then garlic. Move that shit about a bit. Be quick about this, the garlic will burn quickly. (no picture)
Add beans to the pan, fry them a bit.
http://i.imgur.com/nEnP6Ds.jpg
Add cumin + salt + pepper to taste.
http://i.imgur.com/1DFwC1l.jpg
Fry them some more, you should probably taste them so you know when to stop.
Stick them in a bowl, add them to food, whatever.
http://i.imgur.com/JC1y6Jw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JERpKQ0.jpg

Remie Richards · Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:47 pm

I mainly eat tinned food and ready meals.
how much am I ded?

to be fair, it's not having any kind of effect but it always worries me since it just doesn't seem very healthy.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:13 pm #48843

Because I've recently become the living embodiment of poverty, my menu has become a lot more simple. However, crockpots being the heaven-sent inventions they are, let even a poor soul such as myself enjoy things like this wonderful BBQ pork roast with minimal effort.

kosmos · Post by **kosmos** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:35 pm #48881

When someone asks what's my favorite food, I've realized the way to think about favorite food can change quite a lot. For a long time it was the thing that tasted the best the second I eat it. But now it has changed, the favorite food is now the food which tastes good BUT main focus is how it makes me feel afterwards. Pizzas and other greasy shit and beef makes a super bloated feel. There's something called countryside salad or something, it's basically avocado, bacon & egg salad. Made of heaven. Feels good man.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:08 pm #48912

I no longer see food as tasty.
I now just see food as a number of calories. When I buy food the first thing I look at is what it contains.
What have I become.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:13 am #48963

ColonicAcid wrote: What have I become.

A monstrous product of a modern 'Health conscious' society.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:06 am #48966

we must embrace food and use it as fuel for our gains

Big Faggot · Post by **Big Faggot** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:33 am #48995

ColonicAcid wrote:I no longer see food as tasty.
I now just see food as a number of calories. When I buy food the first thing I look at is what it contains.
What have I become.

autistic

also as someone who eats semne every day let me give u 1 piece of advice

when people say they suck dick to put food on the table they mean it literally, earning money is just a bonus.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:13 am #49001

Cipher3 wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote: What have I become.
A monstrous product of a modern 'Health conscious' society.

Nah bro it's not that I watch my calories so as to lose weight, it's to gain weight.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:50 am #49015

ColonicAcid wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote: What have I become.
A monstrous product of a modern 'Health conscious' society.
Nah bro it's not that I watch my calories so as to lose weight, it's to gain weight.

>not exclusively eating just oats

Pleb.