i am angry about papa johns

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:17 pm

ok so papa johns is a great place for vegan pizza i know their pizza is not the best but my local papa johns actually puts in the effort and the pizza is better than any other papa johns but anyway that fucking disgusting garlic sauce is disgusting but i need it viscerally but the problem is they give you one per pizza but then if you order a side with that sauce they give you the sauce on the sides and not on the pizza so if i get a pizza to share with my girlfriend and then two sides i can order two sides with sauce and i get two sides with sauce but no sauce for the pizza

just order more sauce right? well no here's where they get you, if you order an extra sauce for 59p they fucking REPLACE ONE OF THE FREE SAUCES WITH THE PAID ONE SO YOU DONT EVEN GET MORE THAN TWO SAUCES YOU WOULD HAVE TO ORDER 3 TO GET PAST THE TWO SAUCE BARRIER AND THEN YOU'RE BASICALLY PAYING FOR FIVE SAUCES TO GET FUCKING THREE WHAT IS THAT SHIT?

also when i order my dairy-free ben and jerrys sometimes they give me the one with dairy and i have to call and the guy that works there is so nice but i have to sound like the worst vegan ever being like UHHHM EXCUSE ME YOU SENT ME THE DAIRY ONE and no matter how nice i try to be i sound like the worst and he's super nice and the guy picks up the dairy one and replaces it with a dairy free one but last time i did this i thought id order an ice cream and then just replace it but they couldnt do that in the system so i end up buying an ice cream and then they give me a second tub so i've got double the fucking ben and jerries and worst part is they were both the wrong flavour

this is important because i get one pizza a month and if these motherfuckers dont get the order right tonight ill be sad i didnt eat anything else today

we need ntr hut back

Swept · Post by **Swept** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:20 pm #565517

You're not funny. Shutup.

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:22 pm

Swept wrote:You're not funny. Shutup.

ok so papa johns is a great place for vegan pizza i know their pizza is not the best but my local papa johns actually puts in the effort and the pizza is better than any other papa johns but anyway that fucking disgusting garlic sauce is disgusting but i need it viscerally but the problem is they give you one per pizza but then if you order a side with that sauce they give you the sauce on the sides and not on the pizza so if i get a pizza to share with my girlfriend and then two sides i can order two sides with sauce and i get two sides with sauce but no sauce for the pizza

just order more sauce right? well no here's where they get you, if you order an extra sauce for 59p they fucking REPLACE ONE OF THE FREE SAUCES WITH THE PAID ONE SO YOU DONT EVEN GET MORE THAN TWO SAUCES YOU WOULD HAVE TO ORDER 3 TO GET PAST THE TWO SAUCE BARRIER AND THEN YOU'RE BASICALLY PAYING FOR FIVE SAUCES TO GET FUCKING THREE WHAT IS THAT SHIT?

also when i order my dairy-free ben and jerrys sometimes they give me the one with dairy and i have to call and the guy that works there is so nice but i have to sound like the worst vegan ever being like UHHHM EXCUSE ME YOU SENT ME THE DAIRY ONE and no matter how nice i try to be i sound like the worst and he's super nice and the guy picks up the dairy one and replaces it with a dairy free one but last time i did this i thought id order an ice cream and then just replace it but they couldnt do that in the system so i end up buying an ice cream and then they give me a second tub so i've got double the fucking ben and jerries and worst part is they were both the wrong flavour

this is important because i get one pizza a month and if these motherfuckers dont get the order right tonight ill be sad i didnt eat anything else today

we need ntr hut back

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:23 pm #565523

whats the point of eating pizza if theres no spicy sausage on it sticky

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:23 pm #565525

There is a simple solution to all of this sticky

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:24 pm

First world problem

Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:25 pm

Bread

confused rock · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:27 pm

Sticky can you buy 10 sauces at once to reduce your losses? papa john's is effectively promoting buying bulk sauce.

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:30 pm

terranaut wrote:whats the point of eating pizza if theres no spicy sausage on it sticky

ha they do have spicy sausage

Spoiler:

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:33 pm #565533

i thought your girlfriend is vegan...

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:37 pm

terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...

yeah it's vegan spicy sausage

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:41 pm

Your girlfriend needs to get vegan sausage at papa johns because you're too busy shit posting for her to get it at home

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:43 pm #565537

Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage

i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:45 pm

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Your girlfriend needs to get vegan sausage at papa johns because you're too busy shit posting for her to get it at home

gj

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:46 pm

terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is

sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:51 pm #565543

Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices

thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:54 pm

Stickymayhem wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Your girlfriend needs to get vegan sausage at papa johns because you're too busy shit posting for her to get it at home
gj

Thanks sticky you're not so bad

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:23 pm

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Your girlfriend needs to get vegan sausage at papa johns because you're too busy shit posting for her to get it at home
gj
Thanks sticky you're not so bad

im just trying to move the overton window by killing cops dont take me seriously

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:27 pm

terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere

totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:02 pm #565561

Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere
totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out

neither does rice
u have no idea what kind of meat i buy or what i make with it
why are you pointing out flavoring being relevant as if it were relevant to meat only
do you not salt your rice and noodles or put spices in the sauce you make? meat is just a specific taste/texture palette that couples with certain things
sorry sticky very low quality post, mildly disappointed

Stickymayhem · Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:04 pm

terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere
totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out
neither does rice
u have no idea what kind of meat i buy or what i make with it
why are you pointing out flavoring being relevant as if it were relevant to meat only
do you not salt your rice and noodles or put spices in the sauce you make? meat is just a specific taste/texture palette that couples with certain things
sorry sticky very low quality post, mildly disappointed

you were saying a bit of meat makes a big difference and i was saying it doesnt

Tlaltecuhtli · Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:02 am

who is the "girlfriend" in a vegan couple? the one who wears the strap on?

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:12 am #565701

Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere
totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out
neither does rice
u have no idea what kind of meat i buy or what i make with it
why are you pointing out flavoring being relevant as if it were relevant to meat only
do you not salt your rice and noodles or put spices in the sauce you make? meat is just a specific taste/texture palette that couples with certain things
sorry sticky very low quality post, mildly disappointed
you were saying a bit of meat makes a big difference and i was saying it doesnt

but it does

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:22 am #565702

terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere
totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out
neither does rice
u have no idea what kind of meat i buy or what i make with it
why are you pointing out flavoring being relevant as if it were relevant to meat only
do you not salt your rice and noodles or put spices in the sauce you make? meat is just a specific taste/texture palette that couples with certain things
sorry sticky very low quality post, mildly disappointed
you were saying a bit of meat makes a big difference and i was saying it doesnt
but it does

they made a hamburger, which in the land of the free is 100% ham they made that shit 0 percent ham and it tastes just like a burger. so then you're saying vegan sausages are impossible even though it's simply making 20 percent of it vegan

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:41 am #565715

Armhulen wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
terranaut wrote:i thought your girlfriend is vegan...
yeah it's vegan spicy sausage
i think u guys misunderstood what a sausage is
sausages are like 20% meat at best they are literally the easiest thing to make vegan the deliciousness is in the herbs and spices
thats really not how it works i only put a tiny but of chutney into my asian food but thats good enough for the sweet mango taste to get everywhere
totally unflavored raw meat doesn't taste like much

the meat you buy is usually processed and cured and flavored and stuff so there's not much 'meat' taste to spread out
neither does rice
u have no idea what kind of meat i buy or what i make with it
why are you pointing out flavoring being relevant as if it were relevant to meat only
do you not salt your rice and noodles or put spices in the sauce you make? meat is just a specific taste/texture palette that couples with certain things
sorry sticky very low quality post, mildly disappointed
you were saying a bit of meat makes a big difference and i was saying it doesnt
but it does
they made a hamburger, which in the land of the free is 100% ham they made that shit 0 percent ham and it tastes just like a burger. so then you're saying vegan sausages are impossible even though it's simply making 20 percent of it vegan

arm u gotta lay off the bleach vapors its not good for u

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:12 pm #565735

pizza but there's no meat or cheese

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 3:38 pm #565744

cacogen wrote:pizza but there's no meat or cheese

thats called bread

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:15 pm

terranaut wrote:
cacogen wrote:pizza but there's no meat or cheese
thats called bread

bread

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:17 am #565841

bread salad

Not-Dorsidarf · Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:46 pm

bit of meat makes a big difference but so do most ingredients its not special

Stickymayhem · Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:26 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:bit of meat makes a big difference but so do most ingredients its not special

enlightened centrism

Shadowflame909 · Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:44 pm

I ate papa johns today

It was great because it didn't have those addicting chems dominos and little ceasars use to keep me eating all the pizza until its gone.

I also really liked the cinnamon balls.

Stickymayhem · Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:19 pm

Shadowflame909 wrote:I ate papa johns today

It was great because it didn't have those addicting chems dominos and little ceasars use to keep me eating all the pizza until its gone.

I also really liked the cinnamon balls.

those cauliflower bombs are so fucking good oh my god

and those cinnamon balls are fucking vegan they're also amazing

Jzoid · Post by **Jzoid** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:24 pm #566942

papa johns garlic butter sauce is the best thing about papa johns what are you on about

last time i ordered PJ's though the cheese tasted wack, shame

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:30 pm #566944

Hey sticky, guess what came in the mail today?

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 10:13 pm #566949

eat grass

reject modernity embrace tradition

Stickymayhem · Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:21 am

Jzoid wrote:papa johns garlic butter sauce is the best thing about papa johns what are you on about

last time i ordered PJ's though the cheese tasted wack, shame

no it's terrible i eat it and love it but it's terrible

it's a cup of garlic fat

god its awful i love it

bobbahbrown · Post by **bobbahbrown** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:06 pm #567022

sticky im gonna order you a papadia

Best wishes,
Bobbah

Jzoid · Post by **Jzoid** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:00 pm #567031

Stickymayhem wrote:
Jzoid wrote:papa johns garlic butter sauce is the best thing about papa johns what are you on about

last time i ordered PJ's though the cheese tasted wack, shame
no it's terrible i eat it and love it but it's terrible

it's a cup of garlic fat

god its awful i love it

it's disgusting but you bet i'll order 3 each time i order a pizza.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:58 pm #567190

do they have papa johns in the uk

Shadowflame909 · Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:18 pm

Jzoid wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Jzoid wrote:papa johns garlic butter sauce is the best thing about papa johns what are you on about

last time i ordered PJ's though the cheese tasted wack, shame
no it's terrible i eat it and love it but it's terrible

it's a cup of garlic fat

god its awful i love it
it's disgusting but you bet i'll order 3 each time i order a pizza.

I realized I had it and I ate it with toast

I give it a 7/10