The Cream Will Rise To The Top

[Jonathan Gupta]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
Nothing means nothing!

[cacogen]
Noth...?

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
Nothing mean nothing, man.

[cacogen]
Nothing means nothing? What do you mean by that?

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Crazy Man Gupta Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than MSO thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta in forum posts, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the host of tgstation, the Crazy man Jonathan J Gupta is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the tgstation13 forums and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you cacogen you know that I'm the cream of the crop!

[cacogen]
Well, wait-wait a minute though Gupta, I've got to ask you very seriously, do you blame MSO, the distinguished Host of tgstation13, for bobbahbrown being the Intercontinental Champion today?

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
Yeah, I do, yeah. Outside interference, yeah. In my moment of glory! Yeah, and now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Intercontinental Heavyweight belt must fall but, the World Heavyweight Championship belt! Because BONERMASTER, yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta! On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah, and I'm talking everyone in the World Wrestling Federation, and I'm even talking to the host of tgstation13 MSO, yeah. I'm on my way, and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.

[cacogen]
You know, just out of curiosity, Gupta, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God given talents, but I'm very curious. I haven't seen Mr. Redherring lately.

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
Yeah. He's on the outside of the ring, does he interfere in matches? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure athlete yeah, and I've been, uh yeah, maligned from the top to the bottom and because they can't handle the Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta: the Cream of the Crop! Nobody does it better!

[cacogen]

together we will kill this forum

[Farquaar]

Yesterday's newspaper

[BONERMASTER]

*sound of shattered glass*
*rock music starts playing*

[cacogen]
W-what?

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
*freezes in fear*

[Stadium]
*erupts in cheers*

*A figure emerges from the smoke*
*It's Rock Hard BONER MASTER!*
*slides into the ring*
*grabs mic*

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
What?

[Stadium]
What?

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
What?

[Stadium]
What?

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
I asked you a question, say something

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
I-I uh--

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
Shut up.

[Stadium]
*loud cheers*

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
I got something to say to you. I came out here to thank you, for flapping your little gums, and reminding Rock Hard BONER MASTER of what you've done to him. I got something else to say to you. You can take your little belts and leave them in the ring, because you and me are going to have the world's first double championship match, in this ring..

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
*gasps*

[Rock Hard BONER MASTER]
..TONIGHT!

[Stadium]
*Bloodthirsty screams for battle*

[cacogen] & [Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
*Visibly dazed, shaking, face pale from sheer terror*

[Omega_DarkPotato]

finally the action i've been waiting for
a reason to turn the channel from "browsing ban appeals for shitty appeals"

[Jonathan Gupta]

finally the action i've been waiting for
a reason to turn the channel from "browsing ban appeals for shitty appeals"

Spoiler:

I win >:)
[youtube]5EXbPSRPMg0[/youtube]

[Jonathan Gupta]

[RaveRadbury:] The fourth prestigious King Of The Ring, Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta, an incredible victory!

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta:] The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him permad because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…
Jonathan 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

[RaveRadbury:] Come on, that's not necessary

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta:] All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Beepsky Smash and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

As the King Of The Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the forum posters. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Crazy Man Gupta's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.

And as far as this championship match is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Vekter or technokek, Crazy Man Gupta's time is come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next forum moderator.
And that's the bottom line because Jonathan Gupta said so.

[RaveRadbury:] Obviously anything but humble, the fourth prestigious King Of The Ring, Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta!

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Hey Gupta today is post your government ID on the internet day. Can you go ahead and do that?

techno, no I'll post my meds but not my id.

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Hey Gupta today is post your government ID on the internet day. Can you go ahead and do that?

techno, no I'll post my meds but not my id.

I forgot your credit card information can you send them again? I still need to send you the money and I need the expiration date and the numbers on the back for that.

no problem check your fortnite account, I emailed it via fortnight

[technokek]

[cacogen]

you give technokek an inch but he can take a mile

[technokek]

[RaveRadbury]

Oh cool I'm in this

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Oh cool I'm in this

How cool exactly?

you're on the list technokek... And that's Crazy Man Gupta's list

[Rohen_Tahir]

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Oh cool I'm in this

How cool exactly?

you're on the list technokek... And that's Crazy Man Gupta's list

Does that mean we get to have sex ?

rule 1 no dick, only yuri.

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Oh cool I'm in this

How cool exactly?

you're on the list technokek... And that's Crazy Man Gupta's list

Does that mean we get to have sex ?

rule 1 no dick, only yuri.

I am a cute girl, aren't you? ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

I'm a schizo who is a muscle freak, does that sound like a cute girl?

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Oh cool I'm in this

How cool exactly?

you're on the list technokek... And that's Crazy Man Gupta's list

Does that mean we get to have sex ?

rule 1 no dick, only yuri.

I am a cute girl, aren't you? ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

I'm a schizo who is a muscle freak, does that sound like a cute girl?

Yes (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

I'm sorry to say you're wrong. I'm not a cute girl I have a dick and I am the cream of the crop, no outside interference pure athlete.

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

Oh cool I'm in this

How cool exactly?

you're on the list technokek... And that's Crazy Man Gupta's list

Does that mean we get to have sex ?

rule 1 no dick, only yuri.

I am a cute girl, aren't you? ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

I'm a schizo who is a muscle freak, does that sound like a cute girl?

Yes (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

I'm sorry to say you're wrong. I'm not a cute girl I have a dick and I am the cream of the crop, no outside interference pure sport.

(◕ᴗ◕✿) sounds like a cute girl to me

techno, you're off the list. Go back to ban appeals and make nutlet posts.

[technokek]

[Jonathan Gupta]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta:] All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Beepsky Smash and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

As the King Of The Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the forum posters. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Crazy Man Gupta's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.

your gonna miss out on the list.

[technokek]

[SuperNovaa41]

[Jonathan Gupta]

together we will kill this forum

You say this like it isn't already dead

Ain't dead enough.

[Jonathan Gupta]

Spoiler:

[youtube]Vvjy20TADNw[/youtube]

[cacogen]

together we will kill this forum

You say this like it isn't already dead

lmao

[Jonathan Gupta]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
Oh I'll take it from here nurse.

[Stickymayhem]
[slowly turns head with a look of fear]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
[jumps on sticky] [Hits him in the face rapidly]

[Stickymayhem]
GET HIM OFF ME!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
HOW ABOUT YOUR EGO HUH? HUH!?!?!

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
[hits his ego]

[Stickymayhem]
[crys out in pain]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
[Throws him off his highseat in forums] GET UP! GET UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Stickymayhem]
*deathgasp

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
WE GOT A EMERGENCY HERE!!! EVERYBODY CLEAR

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
[defibs Stickymahem}

[Stickymayhem]
[has a seizure]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
[beats him into crit]

[Crazy Man Jonathan James Gupta]
AND THE ROCK KEEPS COOKING!