Gupta Corner

Jonathan Gupta · Sat May 29, 2021 10:25 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

how to be cool like oranges with his brain smooth as polished diamond.

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:10 pm #608237

thus it was never about literacy but more about time and creative approach

Jonathan Gupta · Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:55 am

Flatulent wrote:thus it was never about literacy but more about time and creative approach

aye

Fishimun · Post by **Fishimun** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:10 am #608262

this is more of a waste dump now, merge every bad forum thread here

sinfulbliss · Post by **sinfulbliss** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:07 am #608267

Stickymayhem wrote:every day i have to go to school and sit in class all day staring at the floor waiting for the day to end ive gotten real good at looking out the corner of my eye at stacy without anyone seeing gosh she has such long hair i wish she'd notice me. class ends i barely paid attention and i walk through the hall to my next class but suddenly chad is there in front of me with brad and tad and they block my way i try to keep my head down and walk past but i hear them say my name only they fatulent inceldriast they always come up with nicknames for me it doesnt even make sense but i try to ignore them but they won't let me go past i tell them im going to be late for class and they say they cant hear me with all the dicks in my mouth so i say it louder but then my voice breaks and i choke on my words and brad and tad and chad all start laughing saying what was that what was that what did you say you have a girls voice and so im standing there trying to hold back the tears and i do that thing where i count to ten in my head so i feel like i have some control over life eventually the teacher walks past and they scatter laughing and the teacher says im loitering in the hall and late to class it's the second time this week so i get detention. i sit through the class holding back tears and then go to detention and stacy's there she forgot her homework and there's a seat next to her so i put on a brave face and sit down but i realise too late there's literally a whole empty class and i set next to her and she gives me a face and scoots her chair away i dont think i showered this morning fuck man fuck i just came across like a total creep why does nothing work why is my whole life out of control nothing makes sense. finally i get home and i log on to my favorite game ss13 its roundstart right as i join im gonna get an antag roll. ok no antag but thats fine im an officer, the first ten minutes are normal so i know it's probably not wizard or war ops i get this world this makes sense to me i feel in control i feel safe but then suddenly there's a centcom announcement what the fuck that message isn't in the code is that a fucking admin sending a message what the fuck do they want with us i check adminwho and realise its fucking stickymayhem oh my god he's going to ruin the round i dont know what im supposed to do this isnt a normal gamemode i see the centcom official i didnt read the event but maybe if i can just kill him the event ends but he has two ert with them what the fuck they're called chad tad and brad i cant get past them and the chad centcom laughs at me and asks why im not in my department and i tell him i dont have a department but i mistype and typo and he says cringe failrp and i start shaking and stabbing him and now i get bwoinked and they say they're giving me a ban and its just detention all over again why cant it just be the same why do you have to run fucking events why cant you just leave me alone i just want to be happy

At first I thought this was going to be a big call-out against all SS13 players and started sweating but then I realized

it was actually a statement about how social hierarchies mimic their structure wherever they manifest and I felt better.

Also as far as what this says about Sticky, I’m actually a psychoanalyst enthusiast so I think he probably got the first part so perfect because he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds he has the last laugh because Brad, Chad, and Tad ended up with beerbellies and put food on the table to their washed up prom queens by cutting the lawn of Sticky the nerd with the girl voice.

Sacko · Post by **Sacko** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:56 am #608361

Gupta is number one! We need to raise money to move Gupta to Wisconsin so he can put away some spotted cow instead of chugging henesy during his ss13 rounds. This man is a blessing to us all. Godspeed Gupta I wish you safe returns.

Sacko · Post by **Sacko** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:58 am #608363

Sacko wrote:Gupta is number one! We need to raise money to move Gupta to Wisconsin so he can put away some spotted cow instead of chugging henesy during his ss13 rounds. This man is a blessing to us all. Godspeed Gupta I wish you safe returns.

Aye

Sacko · Post by **Sacko** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:59 am #608364

Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Flatulent wrote:thus it was never about literacy but more about time and creative approach
aye

Aye

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:29 am #608368

sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds

yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive

Fishimun · Post by **Fishimun** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:46 am #608371

Sacko wrote:
Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Flatulent wrote:thus it was never about literacy but more about time and creative approach
aye
Aye

Reason: Spam.

Stickymayhem · Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:50 am

sinfulbliss wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:every day i have to go to school and sit in class all day staring at the floor waiting for the day to end ive gotten real good at looking out the corner of my eye at stacy without anyone seeing gosh she has such long hair i wish she'd notice me. class ends i barely paid attention and i walk through the hall to my next class but suddenly chad is there in front of me with brad and tad and they block my way i try to keep my head down and walk past but i hear them say my name only they fatulent inceldriast they always come up with nicknames for me it doesnt even make sense but i try to ignore them but they won't let me go past i tell them im going to be late for class and they say they cant hear me with all the dicks in my mouth so i say it louder but then my voice breaks and i choke on my words and brad and tad and chad all start laughing saying what was that what was that what did you say you have a girls voice and so im standing there trying to hold back the tears and i do that thing where i count to ten in my head so i feel like i have some control over life eventually the teacher walks past and they scatter laughing and the teacher says im loitering in the hall and late to class it's the second time this week so i get detention. i sit through the class holding back tears and then go to detention and stacy's there she forgot her homework and there's a seat next to her so i put on a brave face and sit down but i realise too late there's literally a whole empty class and i set next to her and she gives me a face and scoots her chair away i dont think i showered this morning fuck man fuck i just came across like a total creep why does nothing work why is my whole life out of control nothing makes sense. finally i get home and i log on to my favorite game ss13 its roundstart right as i join im gonna get an antag roll. ok no antag but thats fine im an officer, the first ten minutes are normal so i know it's probably not wizard or war ops i get this world this makes sense to me i feel in control i feel safe but then suddenly there's a centcom announcement what the fuck that message isn't in the code is that a fucking admin sending a message what the fuck do they want with us i check adminwho and realise its fucking stickymayhem oh my god he's going to ruin the round i dont know what im supposed to do this isnt a normal gamemode i see the centcom official i didnt read the event but maybe if i can just kill him the event ends but he has two ert with them what the fuck they're called chad tad and brad i cant get past them and the chad centcom laughs at me and asks why im not in my department and i tell him i dont have a department but i mistype and typo and he says cringe failrp and i start shaking and stabbing him and now i get bwoinked and they say they're giving me a ban and its just detention all over again why cant it just be the same why do you have to run fucking events why cant you just leave me alone i just want to be happy
At first I thought this was going to be a big call-out against all SS13 players and started sweating but then I realized it was actually a statement about how social hierarchies mimic their structure wherever they manifest and I felt better.

Also as far as what this says about Sticky, I’m actually a psychoanalyst enthusiast so I think he probably got the first part so perfect because he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds he has the last laugh because Brad, Chad, and Tad ended up with beerbellies and put food on the table to their washed up prom queens by cutting the lawn of Sticky the nerd with the girl voice.

You're 80% right but death of the author so you're 100% right

Stickymayhem · Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:51 am

cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive

Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo

Rohen_Tahir · Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:01 am

Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.

Fishimun · Post by **Fishimun** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:54 pm #608394

shh it's his fantasy let him have it

Jonathan Gupta · Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:05 pm

Sacko wrote:Gupta is number one! We need to raise money to move Gupta to Wisconsin so he can put away some spotted cow instead of chugging henesy during his ss13 rounds. This man is a blessing to us all. Godspeed Gupta I wish you safe returns.

fuckin neva.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 9:39 am #608519

are you catboykami

Stickymayhem · Sun Jul 25, 2021 9:43 am

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.

Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence

Rohen_Tahir · Sun Jul 25, 2021 10:50 am

Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence

Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 11:11 am #608526

it would totally just devolve into the material version of the severe social hierarchies that already exist in such places like the slavers at the end of everyone's favourite game tlou2

Stickymayhem · Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.

we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem

Rohen_Tahir · Sun Jul 25, 2021 12:14 pm

Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem

Ok that makes sense.

Jonathan Gupta · Sun Jul 25, 2021 6:47 pm

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem
Ok that makes sense.

no it don't retard, yeah you go and fight me in the barracks.

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 7:38 pm #608552

Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem
Ok that makes sense.
no it don't retard, yeah you go and fight me in the barracks.

Sir, I'm not a member of the US military and I'm not allowed to be, I cannot legally enter thy barracks.

Fishimun · Post by **Fishimun** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:43 pm #608557

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem
Ok that makes sense.
no it don't retard, yeah you go and fight me in the barracks.
Sir, I'm not a member of the US military and I'm not allowed to be, I cannot legally enter thy barracks.

why don't you illegally enter the barracks and say that to his face tough guy

Jonathan Gupta · Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:33 am

Fishimun wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem
Ok that makes sense.
no it don't retard, yeah you go and fight me in the barracks.
Sir, I'm not a member of the US military and I'm not allowed to be, I cannot legally enter thy barracks.
why don't you illegally enter the barracks and say that to his face tough guy

yeah, why don't you enter big boy? Gonna piss your pants from my sheer pressure from winnin? Ya gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Stickymayhem · Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:54 am

This thread is improved by gupta being blocked but this is true of all threads

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:56 am #608588

Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Fishimun wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Jonathan Gupta wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds
yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it

the rural retards eat each other alive
Urban socialism and rural anarchism lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's not anarchism that's kratocracy.
Ah yes, direct democracies and worker controlled corporations are famous examples of totalitarian violence
Ah yes, "rural retards eating each other alive" clearly means a stable system where the people agree to collectively control stuff and not a situation in which people harm each other for stupid reasons.
we've misunderstood each other i was offering a solution to the stated problem not a description of the stated problem
Ok that makes sense.
no it don't retard, yeah you go and fight me in the barracks.
Sir, I'm not a member of the US military and I'm not allowed to be, I cannot legally enter thy barracks.
why don't you illegally enter the barracks and say that to his face tough guy
yeah, why don't you enter big boy? Gonna piss your pants from my sheer pressure from winnin? Ya gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

I am going to shit and cum into your microwave, set it to one hour, turn it on and leave.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:07 pm #608602

cum just seems like an unnecessary extravagance in such a situation

Jonathan Gupta · Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:16 am

I only ever blocked one person on tg, because of reasons of: Losa, doesn't like my joke aka everyone here but only one person.

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:59 pm #608801

Your byond account: Tjatpbnj

Your character name: Acco
Their character name: Jill Desoda
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): wuburbi
Server and time: forgor
Logs and/or screenshots: idk
Description of what happened: They keep killing me in game and i dont thinkt hey are going to stop it really sucks ban them teach them a lesson please ok
Why they should be banned: Broke ruek 1: killed me and rude to me. rule 5: killed me as hos rule 7; They do this a lot they havent stopped 10: they havent lost to me yet

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:02 pm #608802

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:04 pm #608804

wubli wrote:

This is noot a proper response its proof that they dont take administrative matter seriously Can someone please lok at this thread

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:07 pm #608805

CoffeeDragon16 · Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:08 pm

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=29573

What did Acco do this time? Im on edge of the seat.

CoffeeDragon16 · Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:09 pm

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:12 pm #608808

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:12 pm #608810

CAn you change the name of this post please

CoffeeDragon16 · Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:13 pm

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:14 pm #608812

You are not properly usng the foruum and not taking my request seriously please stop that its making me angry

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:14 pm #608813

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:15 pm #608814

Yeah I would rather not read WublixAcco in ao3

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:17 pm #608815

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:18 pm #608816

whats ao3

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:19 pm #608818

I dont get what these things youa re posting mean it really confuses me

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:19 pm #608819

I honestly agree this terrorist needs to be banned ASAP.

PAS tried to warn us about this white patriarchal mysoginist and nobody listened. Now look where we are now!!!!!!

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:27 pm #608822

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:27 pm #608823

wubli wrote:

This is nto true you dont have these

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:30 pm #608824

tjatpbnj wrote:whats ao3

Archive of our own its like fanfiction dot net but modern

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:30 pm #608825

wubli wrote:

I do not know what this means but i hope it is on topic

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:31 pm #608826

Cool i dont know what fan fiction is

tjatpbnj · Post by **tjatpbnj** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:38 pm #608827

Flatulent wrote:I honestly agree this terrorist needs to be banned ASAP.

PAS tried to warn us about this white patriarchal mysoginist and nobody listened. Now look where we are now!!!!!!

I didnt knw they were a terrorist but yeah i agree with you they shuld be banned

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:38 pm #608828

What would you do if Spce Station 13 was your gilrfirend