I watched Tenet and understood the plot

[BONERMASTER]

The past has already happened.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[Stickymayhem]

no you didnt you read a wiki or watched a video dont lie

[cacogen]

I enjoyed Tenet a lot more than I expected I don't expect to have the capacity to enjoy anything anymore but from what little of it I remember now it was highly enjoyable. You could argue it was juvenile or adolescent like all of Nolan's flicks but I had a lot of fun with it. Did I understand the plot? No. Did I need to to enjoy it? No.

I watched a YouTube video showing the final battle sequence both forwards and backwards but I'm still not clear on how Edward Cullen is off to die at the end after intercepting a bullet for Denzel's son I guess knowing about it in advance somehow but I'm past the point of thinking details like this matter or are worth me putting in the effort to try to understand. I tried this with Primer and even with Inception and my brain just glazed over.

I submitted my rating for this kinography on Letterboxd and I noticed they're very gay about it because it has that Debicki woman who plays at least one other battered woman role and her uhh "trauma" is used as a plot device and they think the whole thing should centre around her and her boring battered relationship that just grows tedious with her helplessness. They want an entirely different film. They are pretentious but also tasteless and their perceptions of films are motivated far too much by liberal identity politics. They think films like First Reformed are good, because they cannot tell whether something is actually good or not and just look at the symbols of whether something is 'art' instead. This flick is fun and if you have problems with it you are either soy, a woman or Armond White.

I would also like to say that I did not respect Robert Pattinson before this movie but I now understand his appeal. He is quite charming in this flick and moves effortlessly from wealthy Bond child to medal of honor warfighter.

[PKPenguin321]

The past has already happened.

oh shit dude fr???? i thought it was the parts that hadn't happened yet

[Stickymayhem]

Bonermaster feel free to quote this if you fully acknowledge that my time travel brain is more powerful than yours

[BONERMASTER]

Bonermaster feel free to quote this if you fully acknowledge that my time travel brain is more powerful than yours

I have already intercepted your attempt to create this post, using a pincer time attack, reversing the flow of time to the moment before you create this post. By performing this action, the current timeline has been maintained and the plan will be successful.

How is this possible???!

PKPenguin321, the answer is pretty simple: I have entered Sator's time machine to follow the flow of time back to the creation of this thread, and now I'm performing the steps necessary to ensure that the plan will be successful. You see, the past has already happened, it is your present self that simply does not know it yet.

I would also like to say that I did not respect Robert Pattinson before this movie but I now understand his appeal. He is quite charming in this flick and moves effortlessly from wealthy Bond child to medal of honor warfighter.

Yes, I was quite surprised as well!


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[Stickymayhem]

Bonermaster feel free to quote this if you fully acknowledge that my time travel brain is more powerful than yours

I have already intercepted your attempt to create this post, using a pincer time attack, reversing the flow of time to the moment before you create this post. By performing this action, the current timeline has been maintained and the plan will be successful.

You have been destroyed by a mind that understood primer without having to read a wiki

[FloranOtten]

I think most people who watch tenet understand the plot, but think they don't because they assume there must be SOMETHING good there.

[Rohen_Tahir]

I didn't watch Tenet and I don't know what the plot is.

[cacogen]

You should, it is a greatly enjoyable film. You should pirate it using your favourite torrent client and give it a try at 1.25x normal speed to account for the modern attention span without sacrificing watchability.

[BONERMASTER]

Bonermaster feel free to quote this if you fully acknowledge that my time travel brain is more powerful than yours

I have already intercepted your attempt to create this post, using a pincer time attack, reversing the flow of time to the moment before you create this post. By performing this action, the current timeline has been maintained and the plan will be successful.

You have been destroyed by a mind that understood primer without having to read a wiki

Impressive. However, your attack is merely following the steps necessary to maintain the timeline, as I will reveal to you the following secret:

Spoiler:

I have created primer.

With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[Super Aggro Crag]

didnt see tenet but r-patts was really good in The Lighthouse