on the topic of feminine penises

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:53 pm #139865

all right i brought this up in ooc last night but the conversation quickly devolved into that of erp and lizard tails, so i want to have a serious discussion about feminine penises here.

for the sake of argument, consider the term "female" in this thread to mean that every single part of the person in question is completely female save for the genital region, and the term "penis" would mean a phallus of about 5 inches.

now on to the questions i wanted to ask; is it gay to perform fellatio on this female's penis if

1) there ARE testicles attached
2) there ARE NOT testicles attached (just the erect penis)
3) there is BOTH a penis WITH testicles AND a vagina in the same general vicinity
4) there is BOTH a penis WITHOUT testicles AND a vagina in the same general vicinity
5) the female's clitoris is the length of a penis in that it is able to have fellatio performed on it as if it were a standard penis

let's try to have a mature discussion about this, im genuinely curious as to what you all think.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:56 pm #139867

who wouldn't do a futa

DrPillzRedux · Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:10 pm

There is nothing feminine about a penis.

This topic is homo.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:11 pm #139872

Here!

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:39 pm #139876

What's with the lust for dicks?

Also, check out futa porn, it seems to be your interest

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:02 pm

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:29 pm #139881

Amelius · Post by **Amelius** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:49 pm #139882

What.

Labels are meaningless. 'Is it gay' is a retarded question - the real question should be 'does it float your boat?'

Regardless, as a bisexual, I'd go down on 1-4 tbh. Not really 5 since that's just weird. Cum is half the fun though, so I think I'd be a bit disappointed in most of those cases...

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:55 pm #139887

Super Aggro Crag wrote:boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

i.e. boydick, girlpussy

Incomptinence · Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:10 pm

There are exceptions but usually if someone wants to feel more female usually they get rid of the penis.

This is mostly just fetish bullshit. Call it bi if you want but it ain't straight.

invisty · Post by **invisty** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:21 pm #139894

Deitus wrote: now on to the questions i wanted to ask; is it gay to perform fellatio on this female's penis if...

You're asking for people to draw a black and white disinfection on a gradient of grey-area scenarios. That's a really pointless question.

Why the fuck does it even matter, anyway?

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:00 pm #139903

Think of it like this. Two pictures of a beautiful girl, side by side. Identical except one has a penis. If you like the dick girl better, then by simple empirical subtraction you love the cock. And there is your answer. Not that it matters, fuck whoever you want I don't care

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:22 pm #139911

I've seen that picture

It just HAD to be a horsecock too. Aren't human cocks good enough for you or something?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:10 pm #139922

What ever happened to good old fashioned strapons?

All the fun of a dick without their actually being a massive gay elephant in the room.

Post by **oranges** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:59 pm #139935

everyone knows dressing like that makes you better at programming.

420weedscopes · Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:16 am

i mean i tried that and it didn't do me any favours
maybe i'm the exception to the rule or something idk

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:15 am #139963

Malkevin wrote:What ever happened to good old fashioned strapons?

All the fun of a dick without their actually being a massive gay elephant in the room.

strapons dont coutn, im talking genuinse PENISES here. which begs the question of it sucking a surgically implanted penis is gay.

Man_Shroom · Post by **Man_Shroom** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:39 am #139964

Amelius wrote:as a bisexual, i would not have sex with a woman that has only a vagina and no dick

i only would blow people with a penis

hmm

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:49 am #139969

But dicks can't be feminine.

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:44 am #139979

Takeguru wrote:But dicks can't be feminine.

Clearly you haven't been looking at the right dicks

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:49 am #139981

Takeguru wrote:But dicks can't be feminine.

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:55 am #140004

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:13 pm #140090

Steelpoint wrote:

OBJECTIVELY FALSE

i just want to know what qualifies as gay when sucking a penis in you guys' opinions

get your memes out of here

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:15 pm #140095

Apparently my first post was not concise enough , let me break it down.

Penis=gay

Not penis=not gay

Either way=no one fucking cares

Thank you I hope this helps

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:21 pm #140100

Are you fucking serious mate? Am I on one of those shitty 4chan threads where a idiot tries to justify jacking off to gay porn but still consider themselves straight?

Who fucking cares what you get off to.

If you want to suck a dick then suck a dick, your not going to convine anyone aside from yourself that the act is not somehow gay if your a male, and don't give me any of that misgenderd bullshit.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:11 pm #140132

>make thread discussing female dicks
>people now think im gay and trying to reconcile it with myself/convince myself im not gay
>actually legit straight

i...dont know what i expected, actually

Incomptinence · Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:30 pm

Let me put it this way. If Captain Ahab was hunting Moby Dick to suck his dork, would he still be on a quest for revenge?

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:52 pm #140138

Incomptinence wrote:Let me put it this way. If Captain Ahab was hunting Moby Dick to suck his dork, would he still be on a quest for revenge?

what the fuck

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:55 pm #140202

Deitus wrote:
Incomptinence wrote:Let me put it this way. If Captain Ahab was hunting Moby Dick to suck his dork, would he still be on a quest for revenge?
what the fuck

Well, would he?

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:22 am #140227

1g88a wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Incomptinence wrote:Let me put it this way. If Captain Ahab was hunting Moby Dick to suck his dork, would he still be on a quest for revenge?
what the fuck
Well, would he?

would that count as revenge sex?

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:25 pm #140425

Deitus wrote:
1g88a wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Incomptinence wrote:Let me put it this way. If Captain Ahab was hunting Moby Dick to suck his dork, would he still be on a quest for revenge?
what the fuck
Well, would he?
would that count as revenge sex?

it's either that or cucking himself

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:42 pm #140444

Zombie Jesus Christ on a bike. I am so disappointed in all of you.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:06 pm #140456

ThanatosRa wrote:Zombie Jesus Christ on a bike. I am so disappointed in all of you.

no dick will remain unsucked so long as I remain on this mortal realm

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:14 pm #140457

Does this include double dongers?

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:38 pm #140458

DemonFiren wrote:Does this include double dongers?

did it fucking look like I stuttered to you

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:25 am #140489

Do doubledicks count the whole thing as one dick, or do you have to suck each of them once?

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:46 am #140494

XSI wrote:Do doubledicks count the whole thing as one dick, or do you have to suck each of them once?

that depends on whether they're two SEPARATE dicks or two dicks with the same shaft like a capital Y

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:18 am #140527

I knew a guy in the ZDoom community a long time ago who bragged about fucking shemale hookers but insisted he was straight. Fast forward about a year he proudly came out of the closet as a furry faggot and later announced that he was making the first gay furry dating sim mod for ZDoom I shit you not.

Point is even if you're sucking a dick that belongs to a girl, you're still a faggot. It's just a matter of time before you realize you're a faggot.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:29 am #140531

Deitus wrote:
XSI wrote:Do doubledicks count the whole thing as one dick, or do you have to suck each of them once?
that depends on whether they're two SEPARATE dicks or two dicks with the same shaft like a capital Y

Would you like me to pull up lizard anatomical diagrams to help you discern?

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:47 pm #140577

DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:
XSI wrote:Do doubledicks count the whole thing as one dick, or do you have to suck each of them once?
that depends on whether they're two SEPARATE dicks or two dicks with the same shaft like a capital Y
Would you like me to pull up lizard anatomical diagrams to help you discern?

if you have them handy, sure.

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:25 pm #140587

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:05 pm #140618

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Post by **oranges** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:07 pm #140650

Is it still gay if they're the one who sucks you off?

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:15 pm #140651

It's only gay if balls touch

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:05 pm #140660

So billiards is the gayest kind of game in existence.

Checks out.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:44 pm #140670

Takeguru wrote:It's only gay if balls touch

personally i think any kind of penile insertion into a man makes the man gay but im just talking about fellatio ITT

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:08 am #140742

Steelpoint wrote:

Is this original art or did you just edit this because it's really high quality

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:06 am #140781

I thought it would be obvious it was a edit of a image.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:57 pm #140886

>/tg/station
>original

wew

also can we stay on topic please

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:12 pm #140893