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There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Fucking imagine
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but reality warping poke-gods
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Arceus has 100 pp Max
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AND even if each single individual point of damage those moves could do to killed 100 lions (very generous), there would still be 976000000 lions left.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
People underestimate how big of a number 1 billion is
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
i could kill a billion lions too lmao just chill in the other room for like a few days and they'll be dead
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Lions can't fly.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Your entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.
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https://youtu.be/1Vi5MtBFdJoItseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:56 am AND even if each single individual point of damage those moves could do to killed 100 lions (very generous), there would still be 976000000 lions left.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Do lions count as a normal type
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
You're retarded bro. There are seven billion+ people on earth right now and i expect there are pokemon that could feasibly wipe us out (if we ignore our technology). The fuck is a billion lions supposed to do against some biologically immortal chucklefuck in space throwing meteorites at their planet? Or a fuckton of weather dieties constantly whipping up natural disasters until the population can't sustain itself. The pokemon would win, it's just a matter of time
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Yeah, but bite is a dark type move
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
its wrong to make pokemon fight dinosaurs
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
If one billion Indians can fit in Delhi without much of a problem then the lions can fit in Ohio or something and I'll hang out in the next room like I said so they don't break shit.Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 1:49 amYour entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
The average weight of an adult male lion is 420 lbs @MSO
The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs
The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric.
Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric.
This nearing the scope of the weight of all human life currently living on Earth, or your mother.
Lions cannot fly, so let's say your favorite manchild funkopop pokemon is circling the earth blasting psychic beams out of it's butthole or whatever.
1 Billion lions must now stack onto one another like some kind of low-budget African Voltron, pictured below.
These lions represent a tangled mass of lions all suffocating under each-others weight, as well as asphyxiating from the low oxygen levels they would be experiencing from the altitude required to try and pounce on a flying creature.
The result is hundreds of millions of dead lions, no matter which way you look at it, with the potential of dropping the pokemon.
In conclusion, Dragon Warrior Monsters is the only good fantasy cock-fighting simulator.
The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs
The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric.
Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric.
This nearing the scope of the weight of all human life currently living on Earth, or your mother.
Lions cannot fly, so let's say your favorite manchild funkopop pokemon is circling the earth blasting psychic beams out of it's butthole or whatever.
1 Billion lions must now stack onto one another like some kind of low-budget African Voltron, pictured below.
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The result is hundreds of millions of dead lions, no matter which way you look at it, with the potential of dropping the pokemon.
In conclusion, Dragon Warrior Monsters is the only good fantasy cock-fighting simulator.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
1 billion, 1 billion is more than the entire US of A
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
okay here me out
first we send rayquaza into space where the lions cant reach him
then we put muk in the water supply
and then we wait
first we send rayquaza into space where the lions cant reach him
then we put muk in the water supply
and then we wait
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Alternate scenario, Magcargo detonates like a thermonuclear warhead and kills everything, because there are so many more lions, it is all but insured that the pokemon die first.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
describe how big man.iamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:03 pm you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. and earth was without form.YBS wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:49 pm The average weight of an adult male lion is 420 lbs @MSO
The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs
The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric.
Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric.
This nearing the scope of the weight of all human life currently living on Earth, or your mother.
Lions cannot fly, so let's say your favorite manchild funkopop pokemon is circling the earth blasting psychic beams out of it's butthole or whatever.
1 Billion lions must now stack onto one another like some kind of low-budget African Voltron, pictured below.These lions represent a tangled mass of lions all suffocating under each-others weight, as well as asphyxiating from the low oxygen levels they would be experiencing from the altitude required to try and pounce on a flying creature.► Show Spoiler
The result is hundreds of millions of dead lions, no matter which way you look at it, with the potential of dropping the pokemon.
In conclusion, Dragon Warrior Monsters is the only good fantasy cock-fighting simulator.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Depending on how small the pokemon planet is, would it be possible for every single square foot of dry land to be occupied with lion?
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damageJonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:11 pmdescribe how big man.iamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:03 pm you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
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A lion's roar is intimidating enough to be psychic damage or whateveriamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:46 pm ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage
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wrong, they sound like a bitch.Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:56 pmA lion's roar is intimidating enough to be psychic damage or whateveriamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:46 pm ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage
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Bite is a dark type move you doltiamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:46 pmghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damageJonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:11 pmdescribe how big man.iamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:03 pm you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
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flame bite is a better imoItseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 3:55 pmBite is a dark type move you doltiamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:46 pmghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damageJonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:11 pmdescribe how big man.iamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:03 pm you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
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maybe this was team magmas plan the whole time
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100 million crushed.
100 million crushed.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
Where are you going to put one billion lions? Do you have to stack them? At what height does the stack crush the bottom most lion?
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lionravis scot LastroRaworldmindstormy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:00 am Where are you going to put one billion lions? Do you have to stack them? At what height does the stack crush the bottom most lion?
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7 billion humans would barely cover Rhodes Island standing in a loose crowd, 1 billion lions aint covering the continental USItseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 1:49 amYour entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.
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Water spout and helping hand = more damage than the amount of seconds that the universe has existed for, to every single lion.
And that's with less than half of the pokemon roster.
Get fucked, lionites.
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Water spout and helping hand = more damage than the amount of seconds that the universe has existed for, to every single lion.
And that's with less than half of the pokemon roster.
Get fucked, lionites.
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Re: There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions
I think perish song is the best strat here, done by a Pokemon that can hover over the lion mass for three turns
I wonder what a turn counts as in real time
Edit: I shoulda clarified this is assuming it is done by a Pokemon with soundproof
I wonder what a turn counts as in real time
Edit: I shoulda clarified this is assuming it is done by a Pokemon with soundproof
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