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Post by oranges » #644089

lol he must have gotten bored of ban evading (it's thankless and boring)
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Post by Shellton(Mario) » #644091

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Catch up: For those who don't know or who forgotten who this person is was a sec main and was pretty much the king of shitsec during his time playing before being dethroned and was hated on sybil at the time and was known for opening the armory always at shift start if he rolled HOS and would brig/gulag you for petty shit and if you tried to challenge him on it as an officer he would just demote you. My personal experience with him was me playing warden and always challenging him on his dumbass shit like A: Opening the armory at shift start or B: challenging him on his dumbass punishments like executing someone who injected him with epinephrine pens 30 times. These would most of the time lead me into getting demoted for doing so. If you owned him he would pretty much always just go ssd and just come back next round.

My thoughts: The appeal seems genuine and if his references of good conduct are true and can be tracked back to him I say he should be unbanned. But I personally think he should be sec and command banned for 14 days after his unbanned to see how he plays with others when not in a power position because he was pretty much pure poison to the server during his time here last in those roles.
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Shellton(Mario) wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:22 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=31930

Catch up: For those who don't know or who forgotten who this person is was a sec main and was pretty much the king of shitsec during his time playing before being dethroned and was hated on sybil at the time and was known for opening the armory always at shift start if he rolled HOS and would brig/gulag you for petty shit and if you tried to challenge him on it as an officer he would just demote you. My personal experience with him was me playing warden and always challenging him on his dumbass shit like A: Opening the armory at shift start or B: challenging him on his dumbass punishments like executing someone who injected him with epinephrine pens 30 times. These would most of the time lead me into getting demoted for doing so. If you owned him he would pretty much always just go ssd and just come back next round.

My thoughts: The appeal seems genuine and if his references of good conduct are true and can be tracked back to him I say he should be unbanned. But I personally think he should be sec and command banned for 14 days after his unbanned to see how he plays with others when not in a power position because he was pretty much pure poison to the server during his time here last in those roles.
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oh wait this is paris lmao rofl oh my god
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> Contrary to popular belief I did not ban evade a 3-day ban.

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Post by toemas » #644099

>executing someone who injected him with epinephrine pens 30 times.

this was actually like the one time where he actually got noted unjustly, a guy was following him around and overdosing him on epinephrine (this kills people) he responded with violence which is reasonable, you immediately rushed to defend his attacker and began stunbatoning him, he responded by demoting you, which is fine
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words cannot describe how much somah sucked to play with and around im lovin mothblocks' response to this one
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>handful of Sybil admins being on the border of just flat out quitting until someone did something

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Post by Mothblocks » #644109

i merged the two peanuts into one
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now I want to roll heretic and try offering my targets amanitin sodas because of that epi OD trick
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Post by Kendrickorium » #644118

i'm calling it right now he's going to ban evade again
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Post by KniraTwo » #644122

Lalaria probably has a better chance on getting a ban appealed more than Somah ever will.
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thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:45 am >handful of Sybil admins being on the border of just flat out quitting until someone did something

How
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Post by XII3912 » #644124

people CAN change (Especially after being perma'd) and i think he may have however those ban evasions don't help his case at all so i doubt he'll get in for a while
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He could start by actually using good grammar ingame
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God, fuck this guy.

None of the non-admins know how much of a pain in the ass this dude was to deal with. I'm all for second chances, but this dude's run out of them.
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if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance

but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again

not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was genuinely the worst person on sybil to deal with in my experience


its like okay imagine you get hired as a police officer for a hallway and your job is to make sure the floor is clean

most of the people who come through the hallway are cool and dont make it messy, sometimes you have to come out and mop a stain or two but its fine, its cool

a few people come in tracking mud everywhere and you have to flag them down and hit them with your baton but after that they're fine and you can trust them to use the hall

a couple people come in and pull their pants down and shit everywhere so you pull out your mall cop 14-round handgun (this is america) and shoot them seven times in the ribs and a bunch of people gather outside to watch it through the window and laugh at the guy (this is a peanut thread)

but then sometimes, *sometimes*, you get that one guy who comes in and very carefully walks around the edges of the hall getting mud on it. you tell him to stop and he says no sir i wasnt tracking mud i was very careful not to step in the middle of the floor, its on the edge, see. and you tell him yeah okay i guess you arent ruining the hallway but still theres mud. and he says yeah but im not breaking the rules and you have to relent because he kind of isnt.

and then the next day this same guy shows up and hes got a wheelbarrow of horse shit. and you're like dude what the fuck and he tells you no, bro, look, im a mushroom farmer, this is for growing mushrooms in. and he shows you his mushroom license and you're like fuck okay i guess i can't do anything about this? because if you shoot the guy who's a licensed horse shit hauler then all the people outside the window will scream police brutality at you. so you let him through but his wheelbarrow keeps dripping horse poop everywhere on the floor and you have to go clean it up, and people start complaining to you about how the hall smells like horse crap and you're like, i know, but he has a license

and then you go home to your collective police academy dorm (this is adminbus) and you're like god im tired of this dude but he has a license to haul horse doodie everywhere. and all the other cops are like okay but why dont you shoot him. and you're like i cant, hes making the hallway smell like shit, but he has a mushroom license. and other cops who work the hallway shift are like god i know i cant deal with this, but if i shoot him then the window people will file complaints with the guy in charge of the hallway

eventually someone gets tired of it and shoots him and the guy flops down into his cart, his body tipping it over and splashing horse feces everywhere, and hes like dude. bro. you fucker. you shot me for doing my job of mushroom growing and got me covered in shit. im taking you to court. and he takes you to court and you have to tell the judge that this guy was a huge asshole who was constantly getting mud and horse poopies all over the hall, and the guy says yeah but i have a license for it, and i wasnt getting the middle of the hall dirty, and the judge throws their hands up because they dont want to deal with this shit, and you dont want to deal with this shit, and everything smells like horse ass, and you have to take it to the supreme court, and they tell you okay yeah this guy is an asshole and you weren't in the wrong to shoot him but we can't revoke his license because he is growing mushrooms, and all the window people who are packed into the little audience box go ooh and aah and say that the police officers should just suck it up (gay johnson is there)

and then finally the next day this guy comes back and he hasnt even washed the horse dump off of himself but his wheelbarrow is full of horse dung again and its dripping on the hallway floor and you just cannot take this anymore, so you go to the police dorm, and theres like 17 other hall cops who agree that theyre all tired of dealing with horse ass jimmy and his goddamn fucking mushroom license no matter what the window people thing, and you all collectively agree that someone is going to have to break out the loaded shotgun you keep hanging above the fireplace like in that one resident evil puzzle where taking the shotgun spawns a big toad guy, but instead of a toad guy its just mothblocks or something and theyre like yeah you know what you should have done this ages ago, and all the cops are like yeah no fucking shit but if we'd done something sooner then the wheelbarrow guy would have made us all go to the supreme court to try and convince the public that this guy deserved to be shot, and finally when he comes back with another load of horse pbrbhrbrbt he steps on the tripwire we set up like if kevin mcallister in home alone had a racist uncle who owned a shotgun and no sense of respect for the lives of those two new york dudes who kept breaking into his house and the horse manure guy gets splattered all over the walls and everyone collectively breathes a sigh of relief, and finally we can stop having the hall smell like horse anus

and then like two weeks later some guy wearing a full body medical cast and a fake mustache comes into the hall with another wheelbarrow of horse plops and we need to divest our hall cop donut budget into hiring someone to just hide in a bush outside with the shotgun in case its actually mushroom horse paste guy again and like 5 times it actually is and no matter how many times we shoot him he just keeps coming back

and now the guy with the horse wheelbarrow is saying bro guys its okay im sorry for all the horse shit let me in, and we have no idea if hes actually given up his mushroom farming and wants to play nice, or if we let him in and he just rips his dungarees off and starts projectile shitting everywhere again

i mean maybe he actually doesnt have any horse waste this time but do we want to take that chance?????
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anyway the point is i never watched home alone but i feel like if it was made today people would assume kevin mcallister is some kind of sociopath and also his dad would probably own an ar-15
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>Fulp is being unironically used as reference for someone's ban appeal here

What the actual fuck. Being banned from there should be seen as a POSITIVE, like if you got banned for "not being furry nazi enough" from SPLURT. They have the worst administration. I left there after one of their female admins literally started stalking me, and I remember one time someone else got banned because I ordered my golems to "subdue" someone and they murdered the guy - the golems weren't banned mind you, it was someone else who just happened to have followed me into the room because they were curious about what I was doing with 2 xeno golems, and they had no idea I was evil since I was nothing but helpful the entire shift. Hell, they were nearly permabanned - but the admin decided to lower it to a 3day just because of ban escalation policy. And from what I heard, the admin who did that now RUNS Fulp.

If Fulp's administration is seriously being used for conduct reference, and being taken seriously by the headmins here, my respect for them will immediately diminish by half.
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CNN - Child of Chicago daytrader, abandoned for a week, murders two men.

FOX NEWS - Child survives 5 days alone, fights off 2 man crime wave.
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chocolate_bickie wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:47 pm CNN - Child of Chicago daytrader, abandoned for a week, murders two men.

FOX NEWS - Child survives 5 days alone, fights off 2 man crime wave.
If you can reasonably defend this appeal and it's outcome, I'll rescind my position - https://forum.fulp.gg/t/ban-appeal-rose-realta/3586

They had NO idea I was a traitor, I helped them multiple times over the course of the shift, including things like dragging the HoP and them to medical when they fell ill. This shitstain of an administration should NEVER be considered for conduct reference, and I am legitimately offended by Vektor unironically doing so in this appeal.
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Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:37 pm >Fulp is being unironically used as reference for someone's ban appeal here

What the actual fuck. Being banned from there should be seen as a POSITIVE, like if you got banned for "not being furry nazi enough" from SPLURT.

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I'll actually be serious and give away some words however: I have a chronic mistrust of any server that simply doesn't trust its admins. Gupta or someone explained the power hierarchy of Fulpstation to me (where junior moderators or whatever don't even have +BAN, they have to submit ban requests to the REAL admins or something), but if you're giving someone a role that's meant to be high-in-trust... why are you so afraid to trust them with a crumb of fun? That's why I suppose I like /tg/ so much, the permissions are free-flowing here (and there's plenty of evidence to catch someone should they abuse it).

By the way, I'm pretty sure a ban of any severity posts to the CentCom database on Fulp (with the associated note).
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #644154

They also only give vouchers to staff, so you won't be able to get a voucher from fulp unless you are staff.
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san7890 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:27 pm
Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:37 pm >Fulp is being unironically used as reference for someone's ban appeal here

What the actual fuck. Being banned from there should be seen as a POSITIVE, like if you got banned for "not being furry nazi enough" from SPLURT.

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By the way, I'm pretty sure a ban of any severity posts to the CentCom database on Fulp (with the associated note).
Well Fulpstation should not be a part of that system. Their administration is terrible
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Post by Imitates-The-Lizards » #644165

Wait it wasnt removedi m dumb that was a different thread.
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nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm snip
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nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm tl:dr somah is a horse shit delivery boy
When I first saw this post I was like "I'll just read the first two lines" but then it kept getting better and better and I couldn't stop reading it. Thank you for contributing this piece of art that will likely never be appreciated properly.

Speaking on behalf of the entire player's club peanut posters I will make a deal with the admins. You can keep somah banned, but only if you unban beardbeard. Deal?
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nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm Wall of text
if someones being a shitter then ban them and if they say they'll stop then let them in and then if they keep doing it then simply ban them again i dont know why admins have to overcomplicate everything like its the fucking supreme court
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Post by Tearling » #644172

thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:18 pm
nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm Wall of text
if someones being a shitter then ban them and if they say they'll stop then let them in and then if they keep doing it then simply ban them again i dont know why admins have to overcomplicate everything like its the fucking supreme court
They complicate it for the player's benefit.
tgstation has one of the best appeal/complaint systems throughout the entire internet, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

You enjoy surgically removing the piss out of it with your joke appeals so I'm surprised you don't appreciate the admins overcomplicating everything.
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 12:41 am From my perspective, players just want to genuinely be listened to. And I don't mean it condescendingly, but to genuinely have their say and for admins to listen, process it and reply. Even if you don't give two shits about what the player is saying, even if you disagree with every part of what they say, players are less likely to leave an ahelp pissed off if you've listened to them and given a reply that directly addresses what they've told you.
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Tearling wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:25 pm
They complicate it for the player's benefit.
tgstation has one of the best appeal/complaint systems throughout the entire internet, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

You enjoy surgically removing the piss out of it with your joke appeals so I'm surprised you don't appreciate the admins overcomplicating everything.
joke appeals?
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Post by Tearling » #644178

thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:30 pm
Tearling wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:25 pm
They complicate it for the player's benefit.
tgstation has one of the best appeal/complaint systems throughout the entire internet, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

You enjoy surgically removing the piss out of it with your joke appeals so I'm surprised you don't appreciate the admins overcomplicating everything.
joke appeals?
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 12:41 am From my perspective, players just want to genuinely be listened to. And I don't mean it condescendingly, but to genuinely have their say and for admins to listen, process it and reply. Even if you don't give two shits about what the player is saying, even if you disagree with every part of what they say, players are less likely to leave an ahelp pissed off if you've listened to them and given a reply that directly addresses what they've told you.
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which part of do you think is a joke
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Post by Tearling » #644182

thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:03 pm which part of do you think is a joke
I would assume the whole thing, if not, that's even more sad, but I can at least understand your stance of not liking complicating the appeal system.
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 12:41 am From my perspective, players just want to genuinely be listened to. And I don't mean it condescendingly, but to genuinely have their say and for admins to listen, process it and reply. Even if you don't give two shits about what the player is saying, even if you disagree with every part of what they say, players are less likely to leave an ahelp pissed off if you've listened to them and given a reply that directly addresses what they've told you.
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Tearling wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:15 pm I would assume the whole thing
its 100% serious
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Post by Kendrickorium » #644201

nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance

but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again

not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was genuinely the worst person on sybil to deal with in my experience


its like okay imagine you get hired as a police officer for a hallway and your job is to make sure the floor is clean

most of the people who come through the hallway are cool and dont make it messy, sometimes you have to come out and mop a stain or two but its fine, its cool

a few people come in tracking mud everywhere and you have to flag them down and hit them with your baton but after that they're fine and you can trust them to use the hall

a couple people come in and pull their pants down and shit everywhere so you pull out your mall cop 14-round handgun (this is america) and shoot them seven times in the ribs and a bunch of people gather outside to watch it through the window and laugh at the guy (this is a peanut thread)

but then sometimes, *sometimes*, you get that one guy who comes in and very carefully walks around the edges of the hall getting mud on it. you tell him to stop and he says no sir i wasnt tracking mud i was very careful not to step in the middle of the floor, its on the edge, see. and you tell him yeah okay i guess you arent ruining the hallway but still theres mud. and he says yeah but im not breaking the rules and you have to relent because he kind of isnt.

and then the next day this same guy shows up and hes got a wheelbarrow of horse shit. and you're like dude what the fuck and he tells you no, bro, look, im a mushroom farmer, this is for growing mushrooms in. and he shows you his mushroom license and you're like fuck okay i guess i can't do anything about this? because if you shoot the guy who's a licensed horse shit hauler then all the people outside the window will scream police brutality at you. so you let him through but his wheelbarrow keeps dripping horse poop everywhere on the floor and you have to go clean it up, and people start complaining to you about how the hall smells like horse crap and you're like, i know, but he has a license

and then you go home to your collective police academy dorm (this is adminbus) and you're like god im tired of this dude but he has a license to haul horse doodie everywhere. and all the other cops are like okay but why dont you shoot him. and you're like i cant, hes making the hallway smell like shit, but he has a mushroom license. and other cops who work the hallway shift are like god i know i cant deal with this, but if i shoot him then the window people will file complaints with the guy in charge of the hallway

eventually someone gets tired of it and shoots him and the guy flops down into his cart, his body tipping it over and splashing horse feces everywhere, and hes like dude. bro. you fucker. you shot me for doing my job of mushroom growing and got me covered in shit. im taking you to court. and he takes you to court and you have to tell the judge that this guy was a huge asshole who was constantly getting mud and horse poopies all over the hall, and the guy says yeah but i have a license for it, and i wasnt getting the middle of the hall dirty, and the judge throws their hands up because they dont want to deal with this shit, and you dont want to deal with this shit, and everything smells like horse ass, and you have to take it to the supreme court, and they tell you okay yeah this guy is an asshole and you weren't in the wrong to shoot him but we can't revoke his license because he is growing mushrooms, and all the window people who are packed into the little audience box go ooh and aah and say that the police officers should just suck it up (gay johnson is there)

and then finally the next day this guy comes back and he hasnt even washed the horse dump off of himself but his wheelbarrow is full of horse dung again and its dripping on the hallway floor and you just cannot take this anymore, so you go to the police dorm, and theres like 17 other hall cops who agree that theyre all tired of dealing with horse ass jimmy and his goddamn fucking mushroom license no matter what the window people thing, and you all collectively agree that someone is going to have to break out the loaded shotgun you keep hanging above the fireplace like in that one resident evil puzzle where taking the shotgun spawns a big toad guy, but instead of a toad guy its just mothblocks or something and theyre like yeah you know what you should have done this ages ago, and all the cops are like yeah no fucking shit but if we'd done something sooner then the wheelbarrow guy would have made us all go to the supreme court to try and convince the public that this guy deserved to be shot, and finally when he comes back with another load of horse pbrbhrbrbt he steps on the tripwire we set up like if kevin mcallister in home alone had a racist uncle who owned a shotgun and no sense of respect for the lives of those two new york dudes who kept breaking into his house and the horse manure guy gets splattered all over the walls and everyone collectively breathes a sigh of relief, and finally we can stop having the hall smell like horse anus

and then like two weeks later some guy wearing a full body medical cast and a fake mustache comes into the hall with another wheelbarrow of horse plops and we need to divest our hall cop donut budget into hiring someone to just hide in a bush outside with the shotgun in case its actually mushroom horse paste guy again and like 5 times it actually is and no matter how many times we shoot him he just keeps coming back

and now the guy with the horse wheelbarrow is saying bro guys its okay im sorry for all the horse shit let me in, and we have no idea if hes actually given up his mushroom farming and wants to play nice, or if we let him in and he just rips his dungarees off and starts projectile shitting everywhere again

i mean maybe he actually doesnt have any horse waste this time but do we want to take that chance?????
holy shit is there a hall of fame thread for /tg/?
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Post by BeeSting12 » #644202

Kendrickorium wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:54 am
nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance

but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again

not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was genuinely the worst person on sybil to deal with in my experience


its like okay imagine you get hired as a police officer for a hallway and your job is to make sure the floor is clean

most of the people who come through the hallway are cool and dont make it messy, sometimes you have to come out and mop a stain or two but its fine, its cool

a few people come in tracking mud everywhere and you have to flag them down and hit them with your baton but after that they're fine and you can trust them to use the hall

a couple people come in and pull their pants down and shit everywhere so you pull out your mall cop 14-round handgun (this is america) and shoot them seven times in the ribs and a bunch of people gather outside to watch it through the window and laugh at the guy (this is a peanut thread)

but then sometimes, *sometimes*, you get that one guy who comes in and very carefully walks around the edges of the hall getting mud on it. you tell him to stop and he says no sir i wasnt tracking mud i was very careful not to step in the middle of the floor, its on the edge, see. and you tell him yeah okay i guess you arent ruining the hallway but still theres mud. and he says yeah but im not breaking the rules and you have to relent because he kind of isnt.

and then the next day this same guy shows up and hes got a wheelbarrow of horse shit. and you're like dude what the fuck and he tells you no, bro, look, im a mushroom farmer, this is for growing mushrooms in. and he shows you his mushroom license and you're like fuck okay i guess i can't do anything about this? because if you shoot the guy who's a licensed horse shit hauler then all the people outside the window will scream police brutality at you. so you let him through but his wheelbarrow keeps dripping horse poop everywhere on the floor and you have to go clean it up, and people start complaining to you about how the hall smells like horse crap and you're like, i know, but he has a license

and then you go home to your collective police academy dorm (this is adminbus) and you're like god im tired of this dude but he has a license to haul horse doodie everywhere. and all the other cops are like okay but why dont you shoot him. and you're like i cant, hes making the hallway smell like shit, but he has a mushroom license. and other cops who work the hallway shift are like god i know i cant deal with this, but if i shoot him then the window people will file complaints with the guy in charge of the hallway

eventually someone gets tired of it and shoots him and the guy flops down into his cart, his body tipping it over and splashing horse feces everywhere, and hes like dude. bro. you fucker. you shot me for doing my job of mushroom growing and got me covered in shit. im taking you to court. and he takes you to court and you have to tell the judge that this guy was a huge asshole who was constantly getting mud and horse poopies all over the hall, and the guy says yeah but i have a license for it, and i wasnt getting the middle of the hall dirty, and the judge throws their hands up because they dont want to deal with this shit, and you dont want to deal with this shit, and everything smells like horse ass, and you have to take it to the supreme court, and they tell you okay yeah this guy is an asshole and you weren't in the wrong to shoot him but we can't revoke his license because he is growing mushrooms, and all the window people who are packed into the little audience box go ooh and aah and say that the police officers should just suck it up (gay johnson is there)

and then finally the next day this guy comes back and he hasnt even washed the horse dump off of himself but his wheelbarrow is full of horse dung again and its dripping on the hallway floor and you just cannot take this anymore, so you go to the police dorm, and theres like 17 other hall cops who agree that theyre all tired of dealing with horse ass jimmy and his goddamn fucking mushroom license no matter what the window people thing, and you all collectively agree that someone is going to have to break out the loaded shotgun you keep hanging above the fireplace like in that one resident evil puzzle where taking the shotgun spawns a big toad guy, but instead of a toad guy its just mothblocks or something and theyre like yeah you know what you should have done this ages ago, and all the cops are like yeah no fucking shit but if we'd done something sooner then the wheelbarrow guy would have made us all go to the supreme court to try and convince the public that this guy deserved to be shot, and finally when he comes back with another load of horse pbrbhrbrbt he steps on the tripwire we set up like if kevin mcallister in home alone had a racist uncle who owned a shotgun and no sense of respect for the lives of those two new york dudes who kept breaking into his house and the horse manure guy gets splattered all over the walls and everyone collectively breathes a sigh of relief, and finally we can stop having the hall smell like horse anus

and then like two weeks later some guy wearing a full body medical cast and a fake mustache comes into the hall with another wheelbarrow of horse plops and we need to divest our hall cop donut budget into hiring someone to just hide in a bush outside with the shotgun in case its actually mushroom horse paste guy again and like 5 times it actually is and no matter how many times we shoot him he just keeps coming back

and now the guy with the horse wheelbarrow is saying bro guys its okay im sorry for all the horse shit let me in, and we have no idea if hes actually given up his mushroom farming and wants to play nice, or if we let him in and he just rips his dungarees off and starts projectile shitting everywhere again

i mean maybe he actually doesnt have any horse waste this time but do we want to take that chance?????
holy shit is there a hall of fame thread for /tg/?
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Re: Paris Konets Possible return Peanut (Somah69)

Post by Archie700 » #644203

nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance

but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again

not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was genuinely the worst person on sybil to deal with in my experience


its like okay imagine you get hired as a police officer for a hallway and your job is to make sure the floor is clean

most of the people who come through the hallway are cool and dont make it messy, sometimes you have to come out and mop a stain or two but its fine, its cool

a few people come in tracking mud everywhere and you have to flag them down and hit them with your baton but after that they're fine and you can trust them to use the hall

a couple people come in and pull their pants down and shit everywhere so you pull out your mall cop 14-round handgun (this is america) and shoot them seven times in the ribs and a bunch of people gather outside to watch it through the window and laugh at the guy (this is a peanut thread)

but then sometimes, *sometimes*, you get that one guy who comes in and very carefully walks around the edges of the hall getting mud on it. you tell him to stop and he says no sir i wasnt tracking mud i was very careful not to step in the middle of the floor, its on the edge, see. and you tell him yeah okay i guess you arent ruining the hallway but still theres mud. and he says yeah but im not breaking the rules and you have to relent because he kind of isnt.

and then the next day this same guy shows up and hes got a wheelbarrow of horse shit. and you're like dude what the fuck and he tells you no, bro, look, im a mushroom farmer, this is for growing mushrooms in. and he shows you his mushroom license and you're like fuck okay i guess i can't do anything about this? because if you shoot the guy who's a licensed horse shit hauler then all the people outside the window will scream police brutality at you. so you let him through but his wheelbarrow keeps dripping horse poop everywhere on the floor and you have to go clean it up, and people start complaining to you about how the hall smells like horse crap and you're like, i know, but he has a license

and then you go home to your collective police academy dorm (this is adminbus) and you're like god im tired of this dude but he has a license to haul horse doodie everywhere. and all the other cops are like okay but why dont you shoot him. and you're like i cant, hes making the hallway smell like shit, but he has a mushroom license. and other cops who work the hallway shift are like god i know i cant deal with this, but if i shoot him then the window people will file complaints with the guy in charge of the hallway

eventually someone gets tired of it and shoots him and the guy flops down into his cart, his body tipping it over and splashing horse feces everywhere, and hes like dude. bro. you fucker. you shot me for doing my job of mushroom growing and got me covered in shit. im taking you to court. and he takes you to court and you have to tell the judge that this guy was a huge asshole who was constantly getting mud and horse poopies all over the hall, and the guy says yeah but i have a license for it, and i wasnt getting the middle of the hall dirty, and the judge throws their hands up because they dont want to deal with this shit, and you dont want to deal with this shit, and everything smells like horse ass, and you have to take it to the supreme court, and they tell you okay yeah this guy is an asshole and you weren't in the wrong to shoot him but we can't revoke his license because he is growing mushrooms, and all the window people who are packed into the little audience box go ooh and aah and say that the police officers should just suck it up (gay johnson is there)

and then finally the next day this guy comes back and he hasnt even washed the horse dump off of himself but his wheelbarrow is full of horse dung again and its dripping on the hallway floor and you just cannot take this anymore, so you go to the police dorm, and theres like 17 other hall cops who agree that theyre all tired of dealing with horse ass jimmy and his goddamn fucking mushroom license no matter what the window people thing, and you all collectively agree that someone is going to have to break out the loaded shotgun you keep hanging above the fireplace like in that one resident evil puzzle where taking the shotgun spawns a big toad guy, but instead of a toad guy its just mothblocks or something and theyre like yeah you know what you should have done this ages ago, and all the cops are like yeah no fucking shit but if we'd done something sooner then the wheelbarrow guy would have made us all go to the supreme court to try and convince the public that this guy deserved to be shot, and finally when he comes back with another load of horse pbrbhrbrbt he steps on the tripwire we set up like if kevin mcallister in home alone had a racist uncle who owned a shotgun and no sense of respect for the lives of those two new york dudes who kept breaking into his house and the horse manure guy gets splattered all over the walls and everyone collectively breathes a sigh of relief, and finally we can stop having the hall smell like horse anus

and then like two weeks later some guy wearing a full body medical cast and a fake mustache comes into the hall with another wheelbarrow of horse plops and we need to divest our hall cop donut budget into hiring someone to just hide in a bush outside with the shotgun in case its actually mushroom horse paste guy again and like 5 times it actually is and no matter how many times we shoot him he just keeps coming back

and now the guy with the horse wheelbarrow is saying bro guys its okay im sorry for all the horse shit let me in, and we have no idea if hes actually given up his mushroom farming and wants to play nice, or if we let him in and he just rips his dungarees off and starts projectile shitting everywhere again

i mean maybe he actually doesnt have any horse waste this time but do we want to take that chance?????
Reminds me of the goon house visit appeal
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Re: Paris Konets Possible return Peanut (Somah69)

Post by wubli » #644208

thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:18 pm
nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm Wall of text
if someones being a shitter then ban them and if they say they'll stop then let them in and then if they keep doing it then simply ban them again i dont know why admins have to overcomplicate everything like its the fucking supreme court
he got noted and banned several times before being permabanned (and were quite literally told to stop being a shitter a handful of times) i'm not sure what you want from admins or what you call overcomplicating everything
the reason things get overcomplicated is because people rules lawyer instead of acting in good faith something somah was never good at (lol the ctf incident)
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Post by XII3912 » #644209

wubli wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:09 am
thomanthewise5404 wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:18 pm
nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm Wall of text
if someones being a shitter then ban them and if they say they'll stop then let them in and then if they keep doing it then simply ban them again i dont know why admins have to overcomplicate everything like its the fucking supreme court
he got noted and banned several times before being permabanned (and were quite literally told to stop being a shitter a handful of times) i'm not sure what you want from admins or what you call overcomplicating everything
the reason things get overcomplicated is because people rules lawyer instead of acting in good faith something somah was never good at (lol the ctf incident)
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Re: Paris Konets Possible return Peanut (Somah69)

Post by toemas » #644211

wubli wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:09 am he got noted and banned several times before being permabanned (and were quite literally told to stop being a shitter a handful of times) i'm not sure what you want from admins or what you call overcomplicating everything
the reason things get overcomplicated is because people rules lawyer instead of acting in good faith something somah was never good at (lol the ctf incident)
if you dont see whats being overcomplicated here then IDK what to tell you. i think that a handful of admins "being on the verge of quitting until someone does something" is a pretty good signifier that something is being overcomplicated. why were admins so reluctant to ban him? i saw him being watched by an admin or two every time i spectated him so clearly they had the time to watch him all day and gripe about how much they hate him in adminbus but were apparently unable to ban him earlier for whatever reason? just ban him lol?
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #644231

nianjiilical wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:59 pm if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance

but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again

not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was genuinely the worst person on sybil to deal with in my experience


its like okay imagine you get hired as a police officer for a hallway and your job is to make sure the floor is clean

most of the people who come through the hallway are cool and dont make it messy, sometimes you have to come out and mop a stain or two but its fine, its cool

a few people come in tracking mud everywhere and you have to flag them down and hit them with your baton but after that they're fine and you can trust them to use the hall

a couple people come in and pull their pants down and shit everywhere so you pull out your mall cop 14-round handgun (this is america) and shoot them seven times in the ribs and a bunch of people gather outside to watch it through the window and laugh at the guy (this is a peanut thread)

but then sometimes, *sometimes*, you get that one guy who comes in and very carefully walks around the edges of the hall getting mud on it. you tell him to stop and he says no sir i wasnt tracking mud i was very careful not to step in the middle of the floor, its on the edge, see. and you tell him yeah okay i guess you arent ruining the hallway but still theres mud. and he says yeah but im not breaking the rules and you have to relent because he kind of isnt.

and then the next day this same guy shows up and hes got a wheelbarrow of horse shit. and you're like dude what the fuck and he tells you no, bro, look, im a mushroom farmer, this is for growing mushrooms in. and he shows you his mushroom license and you're like fuck okay i guess i can't do anything about this? because if you shoot the guy who's a licensed horse shit hauler then all the people outside the window will scream police brutality at you. so you let him through but his wheelbarrow keeps dripping horse poop everywhere on the floor and you have to go clean it up, and people start complaining to you about how the hall smells like horse crap and you're like, i know, but he has a license

and then you go home to your collective police academy dorm (this is adminbus) and you're like god im tired of this dude but he has a license to haul horse doodie everywhere. and all the other cops are like okay but why dont you shoot him. and you're like i cant, hes making the hallway smell like shit, but he has a mushroom license. and other cops who work the hallway shift are like god i know i cant deal with this, but if i shoot him then the window people will file complaints with the guy in charge of the hallway

eventually someone gets tired of it and shoots him and the guy flops down into his cart, his body tipping it over and splashing horse feces everywhere, and hes like dude. bro. you fucker. you shot me for doing my job of mushroom growing and got me covered in shit. im taking you to court. and he takes you to court and you have to tell the judge that this guy was a huge asshole who was constantly getting mud and horse poopies all over the hall, and the guy says yeah but i have a license for it, and i wasnt getting the middle of the hall dirty, and the judge throws their hands up because they dont want to deal with this shit, and you dont want to deal with this shit, and everything smells like horse ass, and you have to take it to the supreme court, and they tell you okay yeah this guy is an asshole and you weren't in the wrong to shoot him but we can't revoke his license because he is growing mushrooms, and all the window people who are packed into the little audience box go ooh and aah and say that the police officers should just suck it up (gay johnson is there)

and then finally the next day this guy comes back and he hasnt even washed the horse dump off of himself but his wheelbarrow is full of horse dung again and its dripping on the hallway floor and you just cannot take this anymore, so you go to the police dorm, and theres like 17 other hall cops who agree that theyre all tired of dealing with horse ass jimmy and his goddamn fucking mushroom license no matter what the window people thing, and you all collectively agree that someone is going to have to break out the loaded shotgun you keep hanging above the fireplace like in that one resident evil puzzle where taking the shotgun spawns a big toad guy, but instead of a toad guy its just mothblocks or something and theyre like yeah you know what you should have done this ages ago, and all the cops are like yeah no fucking shit but if we'd done something sooner then the wheelbarrow guy would have made us all go to the supreme court to try and convince the public that this guy deserved to be shot, and finally when he comes back with another load of horse pbrbhrbrbt he steps on the tripwire we set up like if kevin mcallister in home alone had a racist uncle who owned a shotgun and no sense of respect for the lives of those two new york dudes who kept breaking into his house and the horse manure guy gets splattered all over the walls and everyone collectively breathes a sigh of relief, and finally we can stop having the hall smell like horse anus

and then like two weeks later some guy wearing a full body medical cast and a fake mustache comes into the hall with another wheelbarrow of horse plops and we need to divest our hall cop donut budget into hiring someone to just hide in a bush outside with the shotgun in case its actually mushroom horse paste guy again and like 5 times it actually is and no matter how many times we shoot him he just keeps coming back

and now the guy with the horse wheelbarrow is saying bro guys its okay im sorry for all the horse shit let me in, and we have no idea if hes actually given up his mushroom farming and wants to play nice, or if we let him in and he just rips his dungarees off and starts projectile shitting everywhere again

i mean maybe he actually doesnt have any horse waste this time but do we want to take that chance?????
dunno who the guy is but you made a funny post so i'm okay with keeping him banned if you can keep being this funny every time he appeals
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Post by wubli » #644233

thomanthewise5404 wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:11 am
wubli wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:09 am he got noted and banned several times before being permabanned (and were quite literally told to stop being a shitter a handful of times) i'm not sure what you want from admins or what you call overcomplicating everything
the reason things get overcomplicated is because people rules lawyer instead of acting in good faith something somah was never good at (lol the ctf incident)
if you dont see whats being overcomplicated here then IDK what to tell you. i think that a handful of admins "being on the verge of quitting until someone does something" is a pretty good signifier that something is being overcomplicated. why were admins so reluctant to ban him? i saw him being watched by an admin or two every time i spectated him so clearly they had the time to watch him all day and gripe about how much they hate him in adminbus but were apparently unable to ban him earlier for whatever reason? just ban him lol?
because we don't get paid and if every time you bwoink someone for being a dick they go "what rule am i breaking?" and you need to spend a lot of time explaining why they need to stop being shitters, eventually you'll be drained. if you're gonna say "just ban them lol" then you'll have the forum losers crying that the person wasn't given a chance
these people share the pattern that they "don't break any rules". they toe the line and they act like dicks but it's really subjective what is "being a dick", isn't it?
that's why it's hard to ban them. playing with an unfun fuck that "plays within the rules" but in a way that makes everyone miserable? yeah it's not as easy as "just ban them"
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Post by massa » #644235

paris has the potential to grow boys (claims to already have!!) don't damn him to the fates of permabrig
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Post by wesoda25 » #644240

Asking them to prove it by logging some clean hours on a remotely reputable server isn’t asking a lot. Also +1 to what wubli said
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Post by toemas » #644242

wubli wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:09 am because we don't get paid and if every time you bwoink someone for being a dick they go "what rule am i breaking?" and you need to spend a lot of time explaining why they need to stop being shitters, eventually you'll be drained. if you're gonna say "just ban them lol" then you'll have the forum losers crying that the person wasn't given a chance
these people share the pattern that they "don't break any rules". they toe the line and they act like dicks but it's really subjective what is "being a dick", isn't it?
that's why it's hard to ban them. playing with an unfun fuck that "plays within the rules" but in a way that makes everyone miserable? yeah it's not as easy as "just ban them"
yeah nothing you've said has changed the fact that he could have just been banned at any time
"but forum posters will be mean to me and hes not TECHNICALLY breaking the rules!!" is silly logic
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Re: Paris Konets Possible return Peanut (Somah69)

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Re: Paris Konets Possible return Peanut (Somah69)

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Ok then stop defending him lol
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