Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
I can say it's the first time I've had a ticket sent to admins start with "what the hell are you doing"
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
bhehehehehheheehe the tickets hehahehehhbehehe
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Oh it's an admin complaint nevermind I thought they somehow got banned for lagging the server
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[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
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<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
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<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Also Harricross's tone holy crap that's funny... jeez
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<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
this same guy has done his helpful kudzu every damn shift he can
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.
Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
lol gueba
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Timberpoes knocking it out of the park as always
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Tbh i general find timberpoes to be pretty based except when he is personally inconveniencing me
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Holy shit this. why do we even have a "good" kudzu that lags the server to hell?Turbonerd wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.
Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
> Icebox
> Good Kudzu
lol no
> Good Kudzu
lol no
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
It's so badmen can make badstuff without being instantly called out for being in the badroom where only badstuff is made (see pre research bombs toxins for examples)Turbonerd wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.
Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Just delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
What I was thinking too. co2 consumption is cool, I guess, but it definitely isn't worth lagging out the round. Nor are any of the other things kudzu does with atmosNot-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
This isn't a game it's an atmos simulator you jerks built a game aroundchocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:12 pmJust delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Atmospherics does not have a significant impact on server performance.chocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:12 pmJust delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
04:54:02: PM From Harricross/(space carp): You're lagging the server, please stop.
04:54:10: Reply PM from-Gueba14/(Caleb Alice): no way thats true
04:54:19 [0x201e84e] (0,0,0) || The pack of kudzu seeds was planted by gueba14/(Caleb Alice) at Central Primary Hallway (121,112,4)
Based
04:54:10: Reply PM from-Gueba14/(Caleb Alice): no way thats true
04:54:19 [0x201e84e] (0,0,0) || The pack of kudzu seeds was planted by gueba14/(Caleb Alice) at Central Primary Hallway (121,112,4)
Based
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Harricross wasn't taking none of that. The no-nonsense attitude is based af, keep it up Harricross
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
I guess Gueba missed the dozens of people IC and in dchat complaining about their spacemen/game slowing to a crawl.
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
nobodies idea as to WHY kudzu is causing lag is even correct. (hint it had nothing to do with atmos)
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
Glad that's cleared up, thenMrStonedOne wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:50 am https://tgstation13.download/parsed-log ... filer.json
in devtools console:► Show Spoiler
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
I don't think the argument was td. I hate the word lag it sucks
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
I mean you could look at the profile sorted by overtime before you make useless posts but ok.
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
explain this to me as you would a stupid ugly child with unfashionable clothingMrStonedOne wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:50 am https://tgstation13.download/parsed-log ... filer.json
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
> nobody knew
I said it was lighting and I'm taking my "told ya so" victory
I said it was lighting and I'm taking my "told ya so" victory
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
I looked at the profile (unrelated, am I stupid? I don't see anything of note in the profile outside the tgui meme), td over time, and tile to tile sharing cost over time, because goof pinged me a few nights ago gearing up to start going after the admins who made this decision.MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:17 pm I mean you could look at the profile sorted by overtime before you make useless posts but ok.
I don't think lag is a useful term here. In the ahelp harricross uses it to describe slowing down atmos (and potentially the rest of the game, he is unclear)
I think this is a failure of terms, because a lot of kudzu could in theory cause a lot of atmos churn, especially on icebox. That'd "lag" atmos, but not the game itself.
The word is not specific enough to be useful
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Re: Local idiot causes lag, its the admins fault instead
when do we get good blob?Turbonerd wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.
Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
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