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THE BEST POST?

Post by kinnebian » #681256

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE POST ON THESE HERE FORUMS?
COULD BE A TOPIC, A COMMENT, ANYTHING! THEY WILL BE ENTERED INTO THE COMPETITION AFTER A QUICK SCREENING BY YOURS TRULY, SO STAY TUNED!
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respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Cheshify » #681257

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:30 pm WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE POST ON THESE HERE FORUMS?
COULD BE A TOPIC, A COMMENT, ANYTHING! THEY WILL BE ENTERED INTO THE COMPETITION AFTER A QUICK SCREENING BY YOURS TRULY, SO STAY TUNED!!
This one:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE POST ON THESE HERE FORUMS?
COULD BE A TOPIC, A COMMENT, ANYTHING! THEY WILL BE ENTERED INTO THE COMPETITION AFTER A QUICK SCREENING BY YOURS TRULY, SO STAY TUNED!!
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Armhulen » #681258

probably "you can't unfuck an ass" or the "flamethrower cum blast" appeals
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by kinnebian » #681259

Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:45 pm probably "you can't unfuck an ass" or the "flamethrower cum blast" appeals
flamethrower cum blast made me laugh thanks
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Vekter » #681266

Crag calling me a Nazi will never not be funny
AliasTakuto wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by BeeSting12 » #681271

Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:45 pm probably "you can't unfuck an ass" or the "flamethrower cum blast" appeals
viewtopic.php?f=34&t=13362&p=346104

viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1084&p=19644

The flamethrower cum blast one was hilarious

Can't unfuck an ass is also a classic. Would've been a permaban from the start in modern tg lmao
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by conrad » #681295

There's something inherently fucking funny about the words "comet sized nut"
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Armhulen » #681681

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:26 am
Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:45 pm probably "you can't unfuck an ass" or the "flamethrower cum blast" appeals
viewtopic.php?f=34&t=13362&p=346104

viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1084&p=19644

The flamethrower cum blast one was hilarious

Can't unfuck an ass is also a classic. Would've been a permaban from the start in modern tg lmao
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[22:02:44]SAY: Vendetta2Sp00ky/(Kasane Teto) has made a station announcement: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING CUMMING GAAAH GAH GAH GAH GAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (121,181,2)
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by datorangebottle » #681705

This is my favorite thread. I dunno about best, but definitely my favorite.
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Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
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SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Kendrickorium » #681711

please see my sig for my most recent favorite post
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by Armhulen » #681737

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:20 pm please see my sig for my most recent favorite post
that is really funny
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Re: THE BEST POST?

Post by BeeSting12 » #681762

It's not your codebase, it's our codebase...
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
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