You need a medical license to use sutures [PR peanut]

[Fren256]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/75282

This is a terryble idea.

[Pandarsenic]

Closed already. Lol. Lmao even.

[nianjiilical]

i think it should be morally okay to autolock goof prs if any significant portion of the "why its good for the game" section is dedicated to shitting on the admins

[Epicgamer545]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/75283
lol he did it again

[Boot]

the moment I saw the nut title I knew it was a goof pr.

[Chadley]

The real feature should be that you can't feature PR for less than 3 hours after your last round.

[BlueMemesauce]

Did he get banned or something
"You can't perform this action at this time"
is under all his PRs

Edit: apparently its just for my account maybe he blocked me or something

[ekaterina]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/75283
lol he did it again

Wait, what the fuck? I didn't know you could request head coder review like headmin review!
Can I get head coders to review Mothblocks closing my second PR (xeno spit nerf)? >:(

[Fren256]

i think it should be morally okay to autolock goof prs if any significant portion of the "why its good for the game" section is dedicated to shitting on the admins

Should point out that if the reasoning behind your PR is based on a single round that was ruined for you (especially if it was on Terry) then there's a high chance the changes you're trying to make are not good.

[Jacquerel]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/75283
lol he did it again

Wait, what the fuck? I didn't know you could request head coder review like headmin review!
Can I get head coders to review Mothblocks closing my second PR (xeno spit nerf)? >:(

you cant it didn't work

[Chadley]

i think it should be morally okay to autolock goof prs if any significant portion of the "why its good for the game" section is dedicated to shitting on the admins

Should point out that if the reasoning behind your PR is based on a single round that was ruined for you (especially if it was on Terry) then there's a high chance the changes you're trying to make are not good.

Coders use Livrah videos as bug reports.

[massa]

I realize this is some salt, but I've actually wondered about the outcome of making it so these minor healing items can't be self-used, or are very difficult, like self-surgery.

Now that goof did it, I dislike that this idea came through my head.

[conrad]

If you want to make surgery more appealing, make surgery better. Healing surgeries with faster steps could be a solution. Then you nerf both the surgery and the item you don't like to avoid powercreep and capitalize on player conditioning.

It's a fucking tragedy that goof's been part of this community for almost 10 years and still doesn't know the basics of game design.

[wubli]

i do agree that it's a problem that people prefer breaking into medbay storage and steal supplies than be healed by doctors but this isn't the solution

[Super Aggro Crag]

never see this issue on the server i play on because i play on the autism server where there will be a field of chemical patches that cure all ills strewn 30 tiles thick at the front of medbay

[Misdoubtful]

"we literally cannot rely on admins to do any form of enforcement on the way ss13 is intended to be played from the codebase's perspective if we do not physically force it to be so"

Then: PR closed, just makes me laugh, every time. Its a very good indicator of where a PR is going even without reading any of the rest of it.

[RedBaronFlyer]

never see this issue on the server i play on because i play on the autism server where there will be a field of chemical patches that cure all ills strewn 30 tiles thick at the front of medbay

Manuel gang stays winning. Criticise Manuel all you want, at least there's a decent chance that a majority of the people in a department know what they're doing, even if medical is filled with felinids.
Unless you're not talking about Manuel, in that case, I'm projecting.

I wouldn't be against the idea of doctors doing doctor stuff faster than non-doctors, though. Same with engineers/atmos building stuff faster than non-engineers, if that's not already a thing.

[Kendrickorium]

>sounds like a goofball pr
>looks like a goofball pr
>reads like a goofball pr
>its a goofball pr

[Archie700]

If you want to make surgery more appealing, make surgery better. Healing surgeries with faster steps could be a solution. Then you nerf both the surgery and the item you don't like to avoid powercreep and capitalize on player conditioning.

It's a fucking tragedy that goof's been part of this community for almost 10 years and still doesn't know the basics of game design.

Most people forget that surgery tables and research exist and do it on unoptimal stasis beds

[Archie700]

Also the round in question

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06:28:33	SHUTTLE	Bieyes/(Jalen Whiteman) has purchased The Lance Crew Evacuation System.		
06:28:58	SHUTTLE	Bieyes/(Jalen Whiteman) has called the emergency shuttle.		
06:28:58	SHUTTLE	Shuttle call reason: Crazed man under the influence of nitrium runs around with a flamethrower, guess what happens next
06:29:32	GAME	Kubisopplay/(Tanya Newbern) triggered a CentCom recall, with the message of: Sounds like you should control your people better	(81, 95, 2)	Medbay Storage
06:37:55	SHUTTLE	Bieyes/(Jalen Whiteman) has called the emergency shuttle.		
06:37:55	SHUTTLE	Shuttle call reason: literally nobody said no
06:38:11	GAME	Kubisopplay/(Tanya Newbern) triggered a CentCom recall, with the message of: Didn't you forget to ask someone?	(82, 103, 2)	Medbay Treatment Center
06:39:11	SHUTTLE	Bieyes/(Jalen Whiteman) has called the emergency shuttle.		
06:39:11	SHUTTLE	Shuttle call reason: centcom didn't know that I did a shuttle vote and cancelled the shuttle. Fuck you centcom
06:39:30	GAME	Kubisopplay/(Tanya Newbern) triggered a CentCom recall, with the message of: Since when we operate under democracy?	(78, 103, 2)	Medbay Treatment Center
06:40:02	SHUTTLE	Pide/(Barney Balhoun) has called the emergency shuttle.		
06:40:02	SHUTTLE	Shuttle call reason: kill yourself officer

[bastardblaster]

goof is always morally correct

[Fren256]

>sounds like a goofball pr
>looks like a goofball pr
>reads like a goofball pr
>its a goofball pr

Rate my thread title plz

[TheLoLSwat]

if goofball has 100 fans i am one of them
if goofball has 10 fans i am one of them
if goofball has one fan, i am that one fan
if goofball has no fans, it means i am no longer on earth
if the world is against goofball, i am against the world

[Kendrickorium]

>sounds like a goofball pr
>looks like a goofball pr
>reads like a goofball pr
>its a goofball pr

Rate my thread title plz

"Everyone Needs To Play The Way I Want Them To Play" -7/10
"Shut Up, Meg" -10/10
"Coder Plays /tg/13, Gets Mad" -5/10

now go ahead and rate yourself.

[oranges]

If you want to make surgery more appealing, make surgery better. Healing surgeries with faster steps could be a solution. Then you nerf both the surgery and the item you don't like to avoid powercreep and capitalize on player conditioning.

It's a fucking tragedy that goof's been part of this community for almost 10 years and still doesn't know the basics of game design.

this is embarassing delete this post lmao

[Kendrickorium]

i can think of other tragedies

[conrad]

If you want to make surgery more appealing, make surgery better. Healing surgeries with faster steps could be a solution. Then you nerf both the surgery and the item you don't like to avoid powercreep and capitalize on player conditioning.

It's a fucking tragedy that goof's been part of this community for almost 10 years and still doesn't know the basics of game design.

this is embarassing delete this post lmao

It's fundamentals of conditioning and game theory in game design what are you on about lmao

[dirk_mcblade]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

[TheFinalPotato]

That sounds disgusting I'm sorry

[blackdav123]

crowbars are a powergaming tool people abuse way too much. we should lock crowbars to be an engi only tool.

[The Wrench]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

>>Use the sutures or I’m gonna beat you to death.

Codified antag tests are cringe

[Unsane]

Headcoder review

[Vekter]

On one hand, people who barge into your department, take your shit, and leave instead of asking for them like adults deserve the death sentence.

On the other, this is stupid and someone should take Goof's coding abilities away for at least three hours after he has a bad shift for his own good.

[Kendrickorium]

oh my god i'd like everyone to pretend me posting "skill issue" was my first reply to this thread

[dirk_mcblade]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

>>Use the sutures or I’m gonna beat you to death.

Codified antag tests are cringe

They already have codewords
Show me one antag that can't test for other antags.

[EmpressMaia]

We should add tourniquets

[BlueMemesauce]

Torniquets would only be useful if we made bandaging wounds much harder. Which we probably arent gonna do

[The Wrench]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

>>Use the sutures or I’m gonna beat you to death.

Codified antag tests are cringe

They already have codewords
Show me one antag that can't test for other antags.

I’m not talking about antags testing for other antags, I’m talking about non antags having a codified way to check for antag status.

[Kendrickorium]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

>>Use the sutures or I’m gonna beat you to death.

Codified antag tests are cringe

They already have codewords
Show me one antag that can't test for other antags.

I’m not talking about antags testing for other antags, I’m talking about non antags having a codified way to check for antag status.

yeah, just ask nicely if they are a traitor or not??

[Epicgamer545]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

Please don’t add this. I am literally on my knees. This is disgusting.

[Super Aggro Crag]

never see this issue on the server i play on because i play on the autism server where there will be a field of chemical patches that cure all ills strewn 30 tiles thick at the front of medbay

Manuel gang stays winning. Criticise Manuel all you want, at least there's a decent chance that a majority of the people in a department know what they're doing, even if medical is filled with felinids.
Unless you're not talking about Manuel, in that case, I'm projecting.

I wouldn't be against the idea of doctors doing doctor stuff faster than non-doctors, though. Same with engineers/atmos building stuff faster than non-engineers, if that's not already a thing.

no i was talking about manuel

[Not-Dorsidarf]

I've never felt that wound-tend was obnoxious enough that I felt the need to pilfer medical supplies unless its late in a round and all the doctors are dead/antags/trying to treat Superaids.

[Jacquerel]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

Please don’t add this. I am literally on my knees. This is disgusting.

We (or I at least) would close this about as fast as goof's PR

never see this issue on the server i play on because i play on the autism server where there will be a field of chemical patches that cure all ills strewn 30 tiles thick at the front of medbay

Manuel gang stays winning. Criticise Manuel all you want, at least there's a decent chance that a majority of the people in a department know what they're doing, even if medical is filled with felinids.
Unless you're not talking about Manuel, in that case, I'm projecting.

I wouldn't be against the idea of doctors doing doctor stuff faster than non-doctors, though. Same with engineers/atmos building stuff faster than non-engineers, if that's not already a thing.

no i was talking about manuel

I think they were agreeing with you

[dirk_mcblade]

1. Make miners and antags able to use sutures and meshes.
2. Make everyone able to use sutures and meshes if server's living pop is below 20.
Then I think this PR has a chance of being based and not cringe.

Please don’t add this. I am literally on my knees. This is disgusting.

3. When server pop is above 35 the doctors must get their medical licenses renewed by the HOP every 40 minutes before performing more surgeries or else get detained by Law & Orderly (my proposed securitron for medbay).

[Cobby]

the most sane cobbyesque medical coder: