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My guess is 40%. Maybe 60% if I'm severely underestimating the average age of the players here. It just seems like a number that makes sense. You'd think it'd be high, but the amount of hard charging and high strung, wired energy in general suggests to me that SS13 people sink their teeth into life too much to not have gotten some.
I'm gonna roll high here with a safe 90-100%. That's not a meme, I'm being scientific about this, let's think about it:
Take your average LRP highpop round on a Saturday night. Around 80 players. Now we can be damn well assured half or more of those are of the age 14-18, since that's simply the demographic of spaceman, and every fucking person here including admins started playing when they were under 18 so let's make no bones about it. The 14-18 age range are all virgins essentially so that's an insta 40/80 virgins.
So we're left with 40 players 18+. What percent of THOSE are virgins? Well first of all if you are a GAMER at all it's already a cointoss whether you're a virgin or not, but when we're talking SS13 we're talking a very autistic, UNPOPULAR game no one plays except you. You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop. Maybe the normie PS5 gamers are pulling some but still not much, that puts us at I'd say around 80% virgins of this 18+ category which leaves us with 8 nonvirgins of the 80pop server --> 90% virgins.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop.
I actually fucked the most when I played the most SS13.
anomaly. glitch in the matrix
like you cant even play SS13 with an S/O. maybe a few rounds at best. you have to be very autistic to get into this game
10 round/day averages for 70 rounds a week? you are not going to bed PERIOD that night much less with someone by your side
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop.
I actually fucked the most when I played the most SS13.
anomaly. glitch in the matrix
like you cant even play SS13 with an S/O. maybe a few rounds at best
10 round/day averages for 70 rounds a week? you are not going to bed PERIOD that night much less with someone by your side
I actually did show a girl a round on goonstation where I took a floor pill as a cargo tech, tripped for 10 minutes, we tried making bath salts in the bath tub with every flavor of ramen and a welder because that was apparently how you did it, then died in Engineering of more floor pills and that connection didn't last very long.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop.
I actually fucked the most when I played the most SS13.
anomaly. glitch in the matrix
like you cant even play SS13 with an S/O. maybe a few rounds at best
10 round/day averages for 70 rounds a week? you are not going to bed PERIOD that night much less with someone by your side
I actually did show a girl a round on goonstation where I took a floor pill as a cargo tech, tripped for 10 minutes, we tried making bath salts in the bath tub with every flavor of ramen and a welder because that was apparently how you did it, then died in Engineering of more floor pills and that connection didn't last very long.
a single round. a, maximum, 20 minute experience which she only tolerated to humor you
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop.
I actually fucked the most when I played the most SS13.
anomaly. glitch in the matrix
like you cant even play SS13 with an S/O. maybe a few rounds at best
10 round/day averages for 70 rounds a week? you are not going to bed PERIOD that night much less with someone by your side
I actually did show a girl a round on goonstation where I took a floor pill as a cargo tech, tripped for 10 minutes, we tried making bath salts in the bath tub with every flavor of ramen and a welder because that was apparently how you did it, then died in Engineering of more floor pills and that connection didn't last very long.
a single round. a, maximum, 20 minute experience which she only tolerated to humor you
Now try getting a girlfriend to watch you play Factorio for 20 minutes.
I would think that the virginity demographics are fairly low considering how many users we have that've done each others' moms
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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 5:01 pm
This reminds me that I used to run a BDSM blog before shortly before starting playing ss13.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm
I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
I'm gonna roll high here with a safe 90-100%. That's not a meme, I'm being scientific about this, let's think about it:
Take your average LRP highpop round on a Saturday night. Around 80 players. Now we can be damn well assured half or more of those are of the age 14-18, since that's simply the demographic of spaceman, and every fucking person here including admins started playing when they were under 18 so let's make no bones about it. The 14-18 age range are all virgins essentially so that's an insta 40/80 virgins.
So we're left with 40 players 18+. What percent of THOSE are virgins? Well first of all if you are a GAMER at all it's already a cointoss whether you're a virgin or not, but when we're talking SS13 we're talking a very autistic, UNPOPULAR game no one plays except you. You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop. Maybe the normie PS5 gamers are pulling some but still not much, that puts us at I'd say around 80% virgins of this 18+ category which leaves us with 8 nonvirgins of the 80pop server --> 90% virgins.
Also not saying its data is perfect but Google's data concerning my audience massively disagrees with your opinion and I'd rely on that data before someone's opinion. If people watching YouTube videos about SS13 overlaps with people playing SS13 we're looking at around 1% as a starting point.
Meaning that, unrelated to the point, any given SS13 player is more likely to be a female than a minor.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:56 am
I'm gonna roll high here with a safe 90-100%. That's not a meme, I'm being scientific about this, let's think about it:
Take your average LRP highpop round on a Saturday night. Around 80 players. Now we can be damn well assured half or more of those are of the age 14-18, since that's simply the demographic of spaceman, and every fucking person here including admins started playing when they were under 18 so let's make no bones about it. The 14-18 age range are all virgins essentially so that's an insta 40/80 virgins.
So we're left with 40 players 18+. What percent of THOSE are virgins? Well first of all if you are a GAMER at all it's already a cointoss whether you're a virgin or not, but when we're talking SS13 we're talking a very autistic, UNPOPULAR game no one plays except you. You're not getting laid if you're playing SS13 3+ hours a day, full stop. Maybe the normie PS5 gamers are pulling some but still not much, that puts us at I'd say around 80% virgins of this 18+ category which leaves us with 8 nonvirgins of the 80pop server --> 90% virgins.
Also not saying its data is perfect but Google's data concerning my audience massively disagrees with your opinion and I'd rely on that data before someone's opinion. If people watching YouTube videos about SS13 overlaps with people playing SS13 we're looking at around 1% as a starting point.
Meaning that, unrelated to the point, any given SS13 player is more likely to be a female than a minor.
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I can't think of a single person who put in their real age when they made their google account but I respect your dedication to the data.
The more important question for the sake of the demographics.
Show of hands, which club players have tamed some strange?
WineAllWine wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 10:57 pm
This is ridiculous. No one I know who is over 18 is a virgin. Its gotta be like <20%
bad news, wine
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WineAllWine wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 10:57 pm
This is ridiculous. No one I know who is over 18 is a virgin. Its gotta be like <20%
This game is so inredibly niche and requires a relatively huge time investment to get into and established. Additionally, virginity is on the rise. Generally I'd think people who play this are more disconnected/nerdy or whatever you want to call it that at least with the younger players, even if over 18, virginity is way more common than 20%.
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 6:13 pm
Meaning that, unrelated to the point, any given SS13 player is more likely to be a female than a minor.
Demographics.png
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm
I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm
At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm
I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am
WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10
SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm
If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm
I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
thanks to this post i googled and found out apparently in argentina the average age for your first time is 14 which is wild to me. i was playing neopets and club penguin i didnt even know penises were real
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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
You'll probably want to 1.5x that % given SS13 players are more autistic than the general population.
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
You'll probably want to 1.5x that % given SS13 players are more autistic than the general population.
Bold of you to assume autistic people don’t fuck. They most definitely do
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm
all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
Flatulent wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:02 am
You and anyone who supports the rule 3 as described by mso is simply put not an lrp player
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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
You'll probably want to 1.5x that % given SS13 players are more autistic than the general population.
Bold of you to assume autistic people don’t fuck. They most definitely do
That isn't what I wrote and it's a widespread theory the reason that kids born to older parents are more likely to be autistic is because the people having kids later in life are more often autistic than the general population. Draw your own conclusions from that but you're coping if you think there isn't a multiplier effect.
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 2:27 am
In America virginity is at 53% from 18 to 24 (https://insights.paramount.com/post/aro ... hat-common). 38% globally for same age group. Any guess under 40% is probably unreasonable seeing as the majority of ss13 players are either underage or in that age group.
You'll probably want to 1.5x that % given SS13 players are more autistic than the general population.
Bold of you to assume autistic people don’t fuck. They most definitely do
That isn't what I wrote and it's a widespread theory the reason that kids born to older parents are more likely to be autistic is because the people having kids later in life are more often autistic than the general population. Draw your own conclusions from that but you're coping if you think there isn't a multiplier effect.
imagine having kids before the age of 30
you’ve either forgot to wrap up or you’re clinically insane. imagine throwing the better part of your 20s away to change DIAPERS and buy BABYFOOD. are you out your fucking MIND?
All we really need for this is the demographics of people hitting a certain playtime daily based on hourly bands.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 11:00 am
imagine having kids before the age of 30
you’ve either forgot to wrap up or you’re clinically insane. imagine throwing the better part of your 20s away to change DIAPERS and buy BABYFOOD. are you out your fucking MIND?
the autists got it right as far as i’m concerned
Part of me is just like, why have kids when I can Instead have the time and money to do all the things and traveling that I want? The time and money that I fought like hell to have?
That's from someone looking to their 30's, that point in time where you can actually do things.
A couple with money and time can do whatever the hell they want. Some of them want that I guess. No thanks.
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 12:50 pm
A couple with money and time can do whatever the hell they want. Some of them want that I guess. No thanks.
I'd adopt anyways. So whatever.
Mm, yeah.. I dunno it might be a bit radical but I find it almost a necessity to have kids. What else are you gonna do when you’re in your like 60s - 80s? You really need a family at that point or you’re gonna be super lonely.
Adopting would work I think if you don’t care about the whole gene thing. I sorta like the idea that your kid has 50% of your genes so they’ll likely share similar issues or predispositions that you or your spouse had at their age.
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 12:50 pm
A couple with money and time can do whatever the hell they want. Some of them want that I guess. No thanks.
I'd adopt anyways. So whatever.
Mm, yeah.. I dunno it might be a bit radical but I find it almost a necessity to have kids. What else are you gonna do when you’re in your like 60s - 80s? You really need a family at that point or you’re gonna be super lonely.
Adopting would work I think if you don’t care about the whole gene thing. I sorta like the idea that your kid has 50% of your genes so they’ll likely share similar issues or predispositions that you or your spouse had at their age.
I intend to live a more reckless life and hedonistic life, escalating my poor choices and chasing further highs until I die young unceremoniously.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 11:00 am
imagine having kids before the age of 30
you’ve either forgot to wrap up or you’re clinically insane. imagine throwing the better part of your 20s away to change DIAPERS and buy BABYFOOD. are you out your fucking MIND?
the autists got it right as far as i’m concerned
this makes me realize if I get pregnant I would not be a teenage mom and that was my worst fear. what the fuck do you mean I'm a full blown adult who can have a baby and it's be normal what the fuck
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sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 11:00 am
imagine having kids before the age of 30
you’ve either forgot to wrap up or you’re clinically insane. imagine throwing the better part of your 20s away to change DIAPERS and buy BABYFOOD. are you out your fucking MIND?
the autists got it right as far as i’m concerned
this makes me realize if I get pregnant I would not be a teenage mom and that was my worst fear. what the fuck do you mean I'm a full blown adult who can have a baby and it's be normal what the fuck
Don’t worry, SS13 adminning is the best birth control known to man
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm
all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
Flatulent wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:02 am
You and anyone who supports the rule 3 as described by mso is simply put not an lrp player