So, I was dating this native girl. Kinda weird. Real crystal girl, asked me for my exact time of birth to make sure we were compatible, zodiacs or some shit. She was hot though so.
Anyway! We broke up. (if ur a pretty girl please call me) But I used to sleep in her bed, and I shed like a golden retriever. I'm not a furry though, just a blonde.
Anyway, ever since the breakup, I've been hearing her talk to her friends about casting a spell on me, bros.
I think I might be cursed. And as such, I need to break even with the old Mother Ghia or whatever. Rub some rocks, realign my chakras, ya get me? I'll drink fucking moon water if that gets this nature bitch off my back.
You ever hear of Kassandra of Troy? Story is woman gets cursed by Apollo and knows how everyone will die, but nobody will ever believe me. It's a real problem.
I HAVE THAT CURSE. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME. I NEED TO BREAK THIS FUCKING CURSE!