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I also like how atlantaned tore a new asshole in the guy so hard he's gonna be farting doubles.
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
OH OH! I GOT A FUNNY RESPONSE!conrad wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:13 pm viewtopic.php?t=34413
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I also like how atlantaned tore a new asshole in the guy so hard he's gonna be farting doubles.
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
I laughed when I saw him try and say that. Mosins aren't that great when they aren't cleaned but they are still scary. A perfectly functioning mosin with ammo is far scarier than laser guns in 99% of scenarios.
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.![]()
It looks like it's just a roleban?Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:51 pm stupid games stupid prizes aside, how does a permanent server ban a help someone learn to be more responsible in command roles? If he has a history of constantly building bombs with poor justification just say its because he always does this and we're sick of the station cratering because he's obsessed with mixing orange and blue.
Ban type: Roles
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned from Roles: Captain, Head of Personnel, Quartermaster, Chief Medical Officer, Research Director, Head of Security, Scientist, Roboticist, Geneticist permanently - As the RD, ran around with a health sensor tied to a maxcap. Despite this, put themselves in a situation where poor escalation lead to their bomb going off. This is a ban to hopefully help them learn to be more responsible in sensitive roles like command & science
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
i may be stupidRedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:53 pmIt looks like it's just a roleban?Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:51 pm stupid games stupid prizes aside, how does a permanent server ban a help someone learn to be more responsible in command roles? If he has a history of constantly building bombs with poor justification just say its because he always does this and we're sick of the station cratering because he's obsessed with mixing orange and blue.
Ban type: Roles
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned from Roles: Captain, Head of Personnel, Quartermaster, Chief Medical Officer, Research Director, Head of Security, Scientist, Roboticist, Geneticist permanently - As the RD, ran around with a health sensor tied to a maxcap. Despite this, put themselves in a situation where poor escalation lead to their bomb going off. This is a ban to hopefully help them learn to be more responsible in sensitive roles like command & science
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.![]()
Yeah I mean its just a scratch really. If you die to one of these skill issue tbh.
01:14:14 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "Kill me and I blow up" (112, 137, 4) Bridge
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
The fact you're still missing the point is tantamount proof that banning you was a good idea.DevinXoptoh wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:58 pm01:14:14 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "Kill me and I blow up" (112, 137, 4) Bridge
01:14:16 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "in a maxcap" (112, 137, 4) Bridge
01:14:37 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "idiot" (117, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:38 WHISPER DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "DO IT" (116, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:40 EMOTE DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
"KIll me and I blow up"
vs
"Yo dont kill me ive got a maxcap rigged to a DMS"
verrrry similar
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
one has poor personal hygiene very stinkySuper Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:05 pm whats the difference between a mosin and an uncleaned mosin
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
You should. The HoP was warned and he ignored the warning because he randomly decided the RD was bluffing. The HoP fucked around and found out. How is it the RD's fault that the HoP decided to go full gorilla mode? The escalation seems valid to me on the RD's end. Of course, it's still reasonable to question why the RD was walking around with a maxcap, but the detonation is completely on the HoP.Atlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:46 pm I asked the HoP about this and they assumed you were bluffing. I don't fault them for thinking that.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
Mosins are my favorite weapon in the game. The bang-bang combo that drops like anybody is so satisfying. I normally use them during BB, or even when I’m a heretic. Are there better weapons? Yes. Is there nothing more satisfying than racking that gun? Also yes.RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:49 pmI laughed when I saw him try and say that. Mosins aren't that great when they aren't cleaned but they are still scary. A perfectly functioning mosin with ammo is far scarier than laser guns in 99% of scenarios.
I've seen them drop people in a single shot, two shots, and the person is almost certain to be in crit or even die unless they are wearing armor or receiving immediate medical attention.
Also, I don't blame that HOP for tacking him. I've seen so many shifts where one of the heads of staff keeps recalling the shuttle 'cause funny
One has a chance of jamming, one doesn’t.Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:05 pm whats the difference between a mosin and an uncleaned mosin
Yeah, why am I not shocked that your take on this sucks?ekaterina wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:13 pmYou should. The HoP was warned and he ignored the warning because he randomly decided the RD was bluffing. The HoP fucked around and found out. How is it the RD's fault that the HoP decided to go full gorilla mode? The escalation seems valid to me on the RD's end. Of course, it's still reasonable to question why the RD was walking around with a maxcap, but the detonation is completely on the HoP.Atlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:46 pm I asked the HoP about this and they assumed you were bluffing. I don't fault them for thinking that.
Who the hell assumes an RD is bluffing when it comes to maxcaps? Making bombs is RD 101!
Ever since I wrote the wiki guide on experiments, there is no excuse to not know how to make bombs.
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
Open the Mosin's bolt, then apply the cleaning kit to the Mosin.RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:48 pm I don't actually know how to clean mosins. I've gotten a cleaning kit and for the life of me I can't get it to clean non-dry mosins.
Unless it doesn't do that at all and I'm just dumb
I need to test this on a singleplayer server or something because I swear it never works for meAwkwardStereo wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:55 pmOpen the Mosin's bolt, then apply the cleaning kit to the Mosin.RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:48 pm I don't actually know how to clean mosins. I've gotten a cleaning kit and for the life of me I can't get it to clean non-dry mosins.
Unless it doesn't do that at all and I'm just dumb
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
Did you try while it had bullets? I'm pretty sure you need to have it unloaded.RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 9:15 pmI need to test this on a singleplayer server or something because I swear it never works for meAwkwardStereo wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:55 pmOpen the Mosin's bolt, then apply the cleaning kit to the Mosin.RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:48 pm I don't actually know how to clean mosins. I've gotten a cleaning kit and for the life of me I can't get it to clean non-dry mosins.
Unless it doesn't do that at all and I'm just dumb
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
I'm pretty sure if you give it a guitar it'll shred some tunes.
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
niceAtlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:46 pm ...and I never dreamed I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone approve one.
Lower your tone with me if your tracked play time doesn't look like this:Timonk wrote:You have clearly never seen his dickWesoda25 wrote:Genuinely think they should be blacklisted.
Flatulent wrote:of course you can change religion doing it while islamic however makes you lose your head from happiness
DevinXoptoh wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:42 pmOH OH! I GOT A FUNNY RESPONSE!conrad wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:13 pm viewtopic.php?t=34413
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01:14:14 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "Kill me and I blow up" (112, 137, 4) Bridge
01:14:16 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "in a maxcap" (112, 137, 4) Bridge
01:14:37 SAY DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "idiot" (117, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:38 WHISPER DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) "DO IT" (116, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:40 EMOTE DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
almost like I DID take the rainbow road!
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
Because the RD fired a mosin at him after recalling the shuttle during a resonance cascade. There's 0 reason to trust this person has your best interests at heart, and every reason to shoot them into Swiss cheese.
copy that, nerfing mosinsRedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:49 pmI laughed when I saw him try and say that. Mosins aren't that great when they aren't cleaned but they are still scary. A perfectly functioning mosin with ammo is far scarier than laser guns in 99% of scenarios.
I've seen them drop people in a single shot, two shots, and the person is almost certain to be in crit or even die unless they are wearing armor or receiving immediate medical attention.
Also, I don't blame that HOP for tacking him. I've seen so many shifts where one of the heads of staff keeps recalling the shuttle 'cause funny
Sinfulbliss' rancid takes exist 'cos his brain was taken away by social services, yet his heart is in the right place. Ekaterina is just an angry lil guy.
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
01:14:34 ATTACK DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) fired at JustFunk/(George Boyle) with 7.62 bullet from Bridge (NEWHP: 100) (113, 135, 4) Bridge
You can't succumb when you're asleepDuring this time I made a TTV bomb and shoved it in my bag of holding with a health sensor attatched toggle to "death", my plan was if I got caught, during surgery if I went into crit, Id succumb and it would take out the abductors.
When will logs finally get fixed? Surely they weren't full health after being shot in the headArchie700 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:28 am01:14:34 ATTACK DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) fired at JustFunk/(George Boyle) with 7.62 bullet from Bridge (NEWHP: 100) (113, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:34 ATTACK DevinXoptoh/(Ava Kinsley) shot JustFunk/(George Boyle) with 7.62 bullet (NEWHP: 100) (113, 135, 4) Bridge
01:14:34 ATTACK JustFunk/(George Boyle) suffered: Open Puncture to head | Damage: 35 (rolled 118/145.109) | WB: -45 (113, 136, 4) Bridge
GEE I WONDER WHY HE MURDERED ME FOR SHOOTING HIM IN THE HEAD
Surely, you mean "kidnaps", since the HoP does not even have the authority to make arrests, much less arrest other heads...
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
"YOU CAN DROP EM IN THE DIRT, PICK IT UP, AND IT'LL STILL WORK!" - Quartermaster, mere moments before getting blown up by a Mauler
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
RP rule 4:ekaterina wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:29 amSurely, you mean "kidnaps", since the HoP does not even have the authority to make arrests, much less arrest other heads...
Lacran is out here fighting for the rights of HoPcurities everywhere. HoPcurity, on MANUEL of all servers...
... showing up to the bridge and instantly tabling the RD, truly the highest roleplay tgstation can behold.
A HoP is not security, but ANY player, especially a head can perform an arrest in an emergency situation. People recalling during a resonance cascade is 100% a valid situation to arrest that player because it is occuring within the HoP's workplace, and is a station wide concern.You should not act like a vigilante if a security force is present UNLESS you have a good in-character roleplay reason to believe a global or round-ending threat exists.
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
That's not what I said. You can shoot the RD into crit just fine, but not to death, when he specifically has a dead man bomb on him.
Ultimately it wasn't the RD on the HoP's client clicking on himself and causing the detonation, was it? It was another player, aware of the dead man bomb he was carrying, who chose to shoot him anyway.Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 4:57 am You can just as easily and more realistically say "The RD has a responsibility to not fire lethals at other crew members over a valid reaction to a dangerous shuttle recall, especially when they know it will start a fire fight which will likely trigger the bomb they 100% know exists."
You misunderstand the extent to which I'm defending the RD. I'm more criticising the HoP. See below:
ekaterina wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:13 pm The HoP was warned and he ignored the warning because he randomly decided the RD was bluffing. The HoP fucked around and found out. How is it the RD's fault that the HoP decided to go full gorilla mode? The escalation seems valid to me on the RD's end. Of course, it's still reasonable to question why the RD was walking around with a maxcap, but the detonation is completely on the HoP.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
Nukies BTFO, banned at round start.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
Ted kacynzski should have tried the "it's just a prank bro" defense back in the day tbhwy
If someone who's doing something incredibly bad like "Recalling the shuttle during a cascade" says "dont kill me i have a health sensor bomb" then when i stop and let them get up immediately rushes over and attacks me my #1 thought is "he was bluffing to get me off him" not "better treat him with kid gloves again".ekaterina wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:15 pmThat's not what I said. You can shoot the RD into crit just fine, but not to death, when he specifically has a dead man bomb on him.
If the HoPcurity wants to act like security, he should learn how security acts, and it's poor practice to gun someone down past the point of being a threat (unless they've committed capital crimes, not the case).
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.![]()
So an RD recalls the shuttle during a resonance cascade, tells you he has a bomb so you let him go, then he comes back moments later and shoots you with a Mosin. What is going through your head as the HoP outside of "fuck this guy"ekaterina wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:15 pmThat's not what I said. You can shoot the RD into crit just fine, but not to death, when he specifically has a dead man bomb on him.
If the HoPcurity wants to act like security, he should learn how security acts, and it's poor practice to gun someone down past the point of being a threat (unless they've committed capital crimes, not the case).
Ultimately it wasn't the RD on the HoP's client clicking on himself and causing the detonation, was it? It was another player, aware of the dead man bomb he was carrying, who chose to shoot him anyway.Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 4:57 am You can just as easily and more realistically say "The RD has a responsibility to not fire lethals at other crew members over a valid reaction to a dangerous shuttle recall, especially when they know it will start a fire fight which will likely trigger the bomb they 100% know exists."
Perhaps, however, the RD indeed has some fault for starting that second bout of escalation.
You misunderstand the extent to which I'm defending the RD. I'm more criticising the HoP. See below:
ekaterina wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:13 pm The HoP was warned and he ignored the warning because he randomly decided the RD was bluffing. The HoP fucked around and found out. How is it the RD's fault that the HoP decided to go full gorilla mode? The escalation seems valid to me on the RD's end. Of course, it's still reasonable to question why the RD was walking around with a maxcap, but the detonation is completely on the HoP.
I'm not.Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:16 pm The HoPs actions aren't perfect, but are totally reasonable given the situation the vast majority of the RDs actions were not reasonable given the situation. So why are you putting the burden of responsibility on the player that had the least wrongdoing that lead to this event?
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
These were your criticisms of the HoP.
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