Meet Anderson Greenwood

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Chadley
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Meet Anderson Greenwood

Post by Chadley » #694729

Hello, formites.

I'd like you to meet Anderson Greenwood.

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Anderson is a bit of an EXPERIMENT... How you may ask?

WELL, YOU CAN STEAL HIM, PLEASE DO!

He's using business hair blonde (D4B18C), shaven with the same color (D4B18C), and green eyes (006600). He has light peach skin tone, he's 35, and he's PRETTY COOL!

He's DEEPLY religious, he'll usually be a chaplain, but he's open to different options. Make up stories!

- Jumpsuit
- Backpack
- No socks
- No undershirt
- Black boxers (1C1C1C)

Voice ->
death thrice for -12 pitch

Will there be a bunch of him? Yeah. Maybe. That'll be even funnier. But if you're worried, just change his last name to set yourself apart.

But your CUE is if I'm admining, ANDERSON IT UP. I will write a short story here in a WEEK'S TIME about his hijinks, tell me what your version of Anderson gets up to. What are his desires, his goals?

GOOD LUCK!
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

Post by oranges » #694731

why did you make a basic white bread character, all the players are furries.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #694776

oranges wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:54 am why did you make a basic white bread character, all the players are furries.
this character is white as white bread comes oranges, that's what makes it a perfect white slate(Get it?)
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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ALSO WHATS THE VOICE ASSHOLE!!!
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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I have chosen burn victim -3
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he's a piece of shit
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:39 am ALSO WHATS THE VOICE ASSHOLE!!!
IDK YOU CHOOSE GOOBER-TA.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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Chadley wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:32 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:39 am ALSO WHATS THE VOICE ASSHOLE!!!
IDK YOU CHOOSE GOOBER-TA.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:37 pm
Chadley wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:32 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:39 am ALSO WHATS THE VOICE ASSHOLE!!!
IDK YOU CHOOSE GOOBER-TA.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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Chadley wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 4:48 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:37 pm
Chadley wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:32 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:39 am ALSO WHATS THE VOICE ASSHOLE!!!
IDK YOU CHOOSE GOOBER-TA.
Death to you
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you know what death to you a second time for that shit voice, death thrice for -12 pitch
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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After his final deployment at Nanotrasen to fend off the sinners of a blood cult, Anderson had a rush of evil wash over him before the world went dark. When he woke up, he was a Coronor... and a lizard..?


This interesting development granted him a new name, "Once-Was-Anderson", still driven to provide all living things the dignity of God, he attempts to ethically kill a monkey for dissection. Unfortunately, science and religion don't gel very well, and Anderson slit the throat of the ape a bit too early, sending it into a rage. Anderson was left holding the monkey still as it sprayed blood.

Artist depiction.

Anderson spent the rest of his shift trying to provide a real funeral for the gentle ape, but the xenos had other plans.

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Soundwave (Hologram) says, "Theres a nest near you"
Once-Was-Anderson hisses, "Ah."
Once-Was-Anderson hisses, "I will make it very"
Once-Was-Anderson hisses, "Very brief"
Once-Was-Anderson nods.
Once-Was-Anderson whispers, "SSSpencer, though I did not know you, and I cannot imagine the pain you went through..."
Once-Was-Anderson whispers, "I know that you are happier now that your sssoul hasss moved on."
The alien sentinel (239) slashes at you!
The alien sentinel (239) lunges at you!
The alien sentinel (239) slashes at you!
Your right arm janks violently and becomes unseated!
Your right leg janks violently and becomes unseated!
Once-Was-Anderson whispers, "Can you wait"
You feel your heart slow down...

Maybe next time will be better for Anderson Greenwood.

Thank you c4g.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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I thought it was against the rules to use other players' names and appearances.
Did I make that rule up? Was it in my head all along? I tried finding it and couldn't.
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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ekaterina wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:02 pm I thought it was against the rules to use other players' names and appearances.
Did I make that rule up? Was it in my head all along? I tried finding it and couldn't.
yes it was I've been many people and many people have been me
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Re: Meet Anderson Greenwood

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ekaterina wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:02 pm I thought it was against the rules to use other players' names and appearances.
Did I make that rule up? Was it in my head all along? I tried finding it and couldn't.
I searched a bit in policy discussion and the appeals, and couldn't find anything, but impersonating another player's static just to make them look bad is a dick move and might get the player in trouble. Simply using another player's static fnr and playing your round normally is really weird, but it would have to be looked into if the original player of the static feels uncomfortable about it. For instance, Maxoesss sometimes would grab famous statics' names, change them a bit, and play as them, and I don't think anyone ever minded that.
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ekaterina wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:02 pm I thought it was against the rules to use other players' names and appearances.
Did I make that rule up? Was it in my head all along? I tried finding it and couldn't.
That's a hodgepodge of rule 10 of the discord server:
10: Do not change two or more of the following in such a way that you would get confused with someone: avatar, username, display name (nickname).
and the rule 1 coverage of a ban (or note? I forget) where someone wrote smut involving two well known statics.
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