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Longestarmlonglaw
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Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Longestarmlonglaw » #695037

Go to cargo if you want your guns instead
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dendydoom
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by dendydoom » #695039

but the armoury guns are free, they're just lying out in the open behind 3 sets of locked doors, reinforced walls/windows, an armed security force and armsky. you can practically just take them!
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ekaterina
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by ekaterina » #695040

dendydoom wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:06 am but the armoury guns are free, they're just lying out in the open behind 3 sets of locked doors, reinforced walls/windows, an armed security force and armsky. you can practically just take them!
Joke's on you, I, as the pro gamer I am, know a little trick that allows you to bypass everything except one single tile of reinforced wall: go in from space.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
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kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
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dendydoom
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by dendydoom » #695044

ekaterina wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:08 am
dendydoom wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:06 am but the armoury guns are free, they're just lying out in the open behind 3 sets of locked doors, reinforced walls/windows, an armed security force and armsky. you can practically just take them!
Joke's on you, I, as the pro gamer I am, know a little trick that allows you to bypass everything except one single tile of reinforced wall: go in from space.
curses, foiled again!!

we should add a back door to the armoury accessible from space that just says "private, keep out" and then watch as people completely respect it and leave it alone.
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kinnebian
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by kinnebian » #695045

its your fault for making the guns so shiny and stealable, they talk to me and they want to be FREEE
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conrad
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by conrad » #695046

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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
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RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Sightld2
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Sightld2 » #695047

dendydoom wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:06 am we should add a back door to the armoury accessible from space-...
You said this right, and so I IMMEDIATELY did it on Manuel
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sinfulbliss
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by sinfulbliss » #695049

fuck you no one is gonna go to cargo to try and convince the brokeass QM to waste 1500 creds for your personal laserguns, which you cant even open without authentication or tedious bruteforce methods, when theres perfectly good guns sitting in the armory never to be touched for the entire round
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TheLoLSwat
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by TheLoLSwat » #695050

breaking into armory is any spacemans given right if they are strong enough to not be stopped. It is also really fun so sorry
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Kendrickorium
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Kendrickorium » #695090

does opening the armory with one of my 6 airlock cards REALLY count as breaking in though
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conrad
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by conrad » #695091

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:43 pm does opening the armory with one of my 6 airlock cards REALLY count as breaking in though
It's not stealing if you have the key.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Jonathan Gupta
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #695096

waa waaa dont break in my restricted area with all the guns in the game accessible by plaaaayerssss waaaaaaaa
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zergking
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by zergking » #695099

Okay I’ll build a bluespace launchpad and steal them all from maints
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #695100

If god didnt want us to rush the armory, she wouldnt have created wardens to be our worthy foe
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Re: Stop Breaking into the armory

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #695101

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 7:44 pm If god didnt want us to rush the armory, she wouldnt have created wardens to be our worthy foe
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