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Stop using the .357

Post by Longestarmlonglaw » #696918

Literally just apply a wrench to the colt detective special, boom easy and free .357 without spending 14 fucking telecrystals.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by kinnebian » #696919

Stop buying the airlock override.
Literally just get the captain's spare, boom. Easy and free.
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Jacquerel » #696922

Stop buying the syndicate bomb, just go to science and mix up some gases. Same explosion but without the window where it can be disarmed.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Rhials » #696937

Stop buying the chameleon kit, just roll changeling instead
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by conrad » #696938

Stop buying the sleepy pen. Your PDA has a pen you moron.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by TheLoLSwat » #696941

conrad wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 2:30 pm Stop buying the sleepy pen. Your PDA has a pen you moron.
God I love the sleepy pen it’s so useful
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Kendrickorium » #696957

kinnebian wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:26 pm Stop buying the airlock override.
Literally just get the captain's spare, boom. Easy and free.
i will buy 6 of them
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by kinnebian » #696961

STOP
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #696962

doesnt the detective revolver have a chance to blow your hand off if you rechamber it to 357 if you dont reload after every shot
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by MooCow12 » #696986

stop buying the syndicate tome

you can get yourself valided and rr`d much quicker with an edagger
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by nianjiilical » #697003

stop using uplink items, just beat the captain to death with a toolbox like god intended
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #697005

stop using anything throw people into walls because its better then shoving and punching smh
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Jacquerel » #697006

you actually dont even need the game client you can just imagine spacemen running around and beating each other with hammers entirely inside your own head
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #697008

you know what stop imagining it, just FEEL IT in your SOUL
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by MooCow12 » #697015

stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #697017

MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
describe how in a forum post please
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Constellado » #697023

MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
It works now? I thought all it did was made it so you can unwrench the front when its broken, but you still need to deconstruct and reconstruct it to be able to replace the charred board.(it complains the frame is too damaged) Do you just put a sheet of iron in it or something? Do I actually not need to deconstruct it fully?
If so, that will make it SO much easier.

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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by MooCow12 » #697043

Constellado wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:47 am
MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
It works now? I thought all it did was made it so you can unwrench the front when its broken, but you still need to deconstruct and reconstruct it to be able to replace the charred board.(it complains the frame is too damaged) Do you just put a sheet of iron in it or something? Do I actually not need to deconstruct it fully?
If so, that will make it SO much easier.

How do?
If cover is damaged but not broken you can welder it

if cover is broken you crowbar it off and replace it using a new apc frame then welder its health back up (because you literally just slapped a new cover on so any hit will just break it again)


the thing about the charred board is a red herring basically you either have a charred board that crumbles or its emagged/malf hacked and you get rid of it and it magically vanishes.

Nothing ever actually causes the apc board to be destroyed and it exists perfectly fine until the apc is fully deconstructed.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by nianjiilical » #697055

MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:18 am
Constellado wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:47 am
MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
It works now? I thought all it did was made it so you can unwrench the front when its broken, but you still need to deconstruct and reconstruct it to be able to replace the charred board.(it complains the frame is too damaged) Do you just put a sheet of iron in it or something? Do I actually not need to deconstruct it fully?
If so, that will make it SO much easier.

How do?
If cover is damaged but not broken you can welder it

if cover is broken you crowbar it off and replace it using a new apc frame then welder its health back up (because you literally just slapped a new cover on so any hit will just break it again)


the thing about the charred board is a red herring basically you either have a charred board that crumbles or its emagged/malf hacked and you get rid of it and it magically vanishes.

Nothing ever actually causes the apc board to be destroyed and it exists perfectly fine until the apc is fully deconstructed.
im going to be real with you chief after playing this game since 2019 i simply accepted that apcs work on black magic and any time i see a broken one i just move to a different room instead of trying to parse the eldritch knowledge involved in fixing the fucking things
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by conrad » #697057

nianjiilical wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:53 pm
MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:18 am
Constellado wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:47 am
MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
It works now? I thought all it did was made it so you can unwrench the front when its broken, but you still need to deconstruct and reconstruct it to be able to replace the charred board.(it complains the frame is too damaged) Do you just put a sheet of iron in it or something? Do I actually not need to deconstruct it fully?
If so, that will make it SO much easier.

How do?
If cover is damaged but not broken you can welder it

if cover is broken you crowbar it off and replace it using a new apc frame then welder its health back up (because you literally just slapped a new cover on so any hit will just break it again)


the thing about the charred board is a red herring basically you either have a charred board that crumbles or its emagged/malf hacked and you get rid of it and it magically vanishes.

Nothing ever actually causes the apc board to be destroyed and it exists perfectly fine until the apc is fully deconstructed.
im going to be real with you chief after playing this game since 2019 i simply accepted that apcs work on black magic and any time i see a broken one i just move to a different room instead of trying to parse the eldritch knowledge involved in fixing the fucking things
Well that's too bad 'cos if I see a broken APC I'm gonna ahelp how to fix it and you better not link me the fucking wiki.
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kayozz wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
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yttriums wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by NecromancerAnne » #697059

Stop arresting people with the baton. Just rig the cell and hit them once to make sure they never cause problems in the round again.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by Constellado » #697111

MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:18 am
Constellado wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:47 am
MooCow12 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:12 am stop destroying and rebuilding broken apcs I made it so you can replace the covers and repair them and i still see people do it!!!
It works now? I thought all it did was made it so you can unwrench the front when its broken, but you still need to deconstruct and reconstruct it to be able to replace the charred board.(it complains the frame is too damaged) Do you just put a sheet of iron in it or something? Do I actually not need to deconstruct it fully?
If so, that will make it SO much easier.

How do?
If cover is damaged but not broken you can welder it

if cover is broken you crowbar it off and replace it using a new apc frame then welder its health back up (because you literally just slapped a new cover on so any hit will just break it again)


the thing about the charred board is a red herring basically you either have a charred board that crumbles or its emagged/malf hacked and you get rid of it and it magically vanishes.

Nothing ever actually causes the apc board to be destroyed and it exists perfectly fine until the apc is fully deconstructed.
Wait, so you make a new APC frame and just slap it on? And it fixes it? Yeah the chances of a player figuring that out ingame is close to zero! Glad I know about it now.

Also interesting titbit about the board.
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Re: Stop using the .357

Post by MooCow12 » #697113

Constellado wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:53 pm

Wait, so you make a new APC frame and just slap it on? And it fixes it? Yeah the chances of a player figuring that out ingame is close to zero! Glad I know about it now.

Also interesting titbit about the board.
I recall adding examine text to it.
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