Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

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RedBaronFlyer
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Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by RedBaronFlyer » #701383

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https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues/77855

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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by Kendrickorium » #701389

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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by dendydoom » #701391

>be me, server
>try to run shuttle code
>spaghetti falling out my pockets
>players laughing at me
>try to stuff spaghetti back in my pockets
>time dilation spiking
>players laughing harder and in slow motion
>my eyes well with tears as more spaghetti rains down
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by Bepis » #701393

Centcom officials be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpDGJoe6P0
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by conrad » #701418

Mamma Mia Giuseppi
The Server Died to Spaghetti
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by Featherfield » #701420

Must have gone through especially awkward space with all that spaghetti falling out
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by conrad » #701422

Featherfield wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2023 5:09 pm Must have gone through especially awkward space with all that spaghetti falling out
Network is sweaty
Cable's weak, shelves are heavy
There's time dilation on his server already
Code spaghetti
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by Chadley » #701424

conrad wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2023 5:44 pm
Featherfield wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2023 5:09 pm Must have gone through especially awkward space with all that spaghetti falling out
Network is sweaty
Cable's weak, shelves are heavy
There's time dilation on his server already
Code spaghetti
He's crashing but on the surface he looks stable and ready.
But he drops packets, he keeps chugging and spiking.
He's not responding, now /tg/chat goes so loud.
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Re: Spaghetti Code For Spaghetti Flow Causes Lag Overflow

Post by datorangebottle » #701437

I ate some spaghetti for lunch. Sorry for causing this problem.
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