Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
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- Donglesplonge
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Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
Hello players club, Halloween is as of the time writing this about a week off and personally i think that all of you are fine people if not oddly opinionated about stupid shit in a game that dates older than most of its playerbase, thats however besides the point.
so all the way until halloween i wanna sorta incite a fun bonding exercise with all of you, i wanna make a horror themed reply-story about space station 13, wherein you post a handful of sentences in quotations to continue the story, followed by whatever else you wanted to talk about spooky related i don't know, lets get funky with it.
the only thing i gotta ask is that you put your reply in quotation marks because i'm dumb as fuck and will miss it otherwise, or just reply the chain and section it off, anything else is on the table so long as its not yknow just a bunch of bullshit, hell if you wanna take someone elses answer who might not even be from the forums and post it as a double-post be my guest, who gives a fuck right? just try and give everyone a fair shake. when halloweens nearing its end i'll take the whole story and wrap it up neatly into a document and save it for later, whats later? who knows! if it works out maybe we could continue and write some fun stuff during christmas too.
i'm making the thread so i'll start, keep in mind you can take this anywhere you wanna go so long as its thoroughly SPOOKY!!!!!, i'm not your mother you know better.
regardless of if you do or do not contribute feel free to drop in the thread and ridicule everyone and be the worst most egregious asshole ever give your life experience with spooky month, maybe you got a fun story or somethin who knows right?
"This story details the events that took place during Nanotrasens Hall-o-rama event celebration, dated October 31st, 2563 and taking place on nanotrasens premier exploratory vessel, the north-star. whos vessel drifted into the gravitational field of an unexplored planetary body rating [CLASSIFIED], and was recovered intact but severely damaged in multiple locations and suffering from catastrophic failure in multiple basic systems, including life support and engines. this story is a patchwork assortment of secondhand accounts from reserve staff, central intelligence reports, and eyewitness testimony of the night. Nothing within the contents of this document are fabricated, and are considered to be corporate assets, unlawful duplication of such documents carrying a stay at Nanotrasens maximum security facilities for processing under charges of espionage and corporate sabotage."
so all the way until halloween i wanna sorta incite a fun bonding exercise with all of you, i wanna make a horror themed reply-story about space station 13, wherein you post a handful of sentences in quotations to continue the story, followed by whatever else you wanted to talk about spooky related i don't know, lets get funky with it.
the only thing i gotta ask is that you put your reply in quotation marks because i'm dumb as fuck and will miss it otherwise, or just reply the chain and section it off, anything else is on the table so long as its not yknow just a bunch of bullshit, hell if you wanna take someone elses answer who might not even be from the forums and post it as a double-post be my guest, who gives a fuck right? just try and give everyone a fair shake. when halloweens nearing its end i'll take the whole story and wrap it up neatly into a document and save it for later, whats later? who knows! if it works out maybe we could continue and write some fun stuff during christmas too.
i'm making the thread so i'll start, keep in mind you can take this anywhere you wanna go so long as its thoroughly SPOOKY!!!!!, i'm not your mother you know better.
regardless of if you do or do not contribute feel free to drop in the thread and ridicule everyone and be the worst most egregious asshole ever give your life experience with spooky month, maybe you got a fun story or somethin who knows right?
"This story details the events that took place during Nanotrasens Hall-o-rama event celebration, dated October 31st, 2563 and taking place on nanotrasens premier exploratory vessel, the north-star. whos vessel drifted into the gravitational field of an unexplored planetary body rating [CLASSIFIED], and was recovered intact but severely damaged in multiple locations and suffering from catastrophic failure in multiple basic systems, including life support and engines. this story is a patchwork assortment of secondhand accounts from reserve staff, central intelligence reports, and eyewitness testimony of the night. Nothing within the contents of this document are fabricated, and are considered to be corporate assets, unlawful duplication of such documents carrying a stay at Nanotrasens maximum security facilities for processing under charges of espionage and corporate sabotage."
- Timonk
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Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
"the AI is absorbing the captain in maint right now."
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Timonk
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:27 pm
- Byond Username: Timonk
- Location: ur mum
Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
I'm gonna double post and you can't stop me
""The sussy revs are flashing people outside of my office rn" shouts the HoP over the command channel."
""The sussy revs are flashing people outside of my office rn" shouts the HoP over the command channel."
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- conrad
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Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
"In typical sec fashion, the redshirts quickly decided to kill the captain, arrest the HoP and mindshield the AI"
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- Donglesplonge
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Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
i'm liking the beat so far
"unfortunately for our illustrious security force and their humble deeds, the captains corpse disappeared before they could secure his equipment and assets."
"unfortunately for our illustrious security force and their humble deeds, the captains corpse disappeared before they could secure his equipment and assets."
- The Wrench
- Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:06 am
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Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
Let’s get back to the beat shall we.
“ "*Huff* *Huff* I'm Research Director James Dean... *shaky breath* If anyone is left on this frequency, RUN WHILE YOU CAN! *frantic gasps* Science has fallen, I repeat, science has fallen!
I wish I could explain it all, but I can't. A breach in containment... *quivering voice* something's been unleashed. *trembling* We thought we had control, but... we were wrong. They're out there, lurking, *anxious pause* defying everything we thought we knew. Their power, we underestimated it. *nervous stammer* Now they're running rampant, *voice on the verge of breaking* molding the very halls to their grotesque nature...
Listen carefully, *struggling to speak* my time is running out. Seek refuge, *strained words* gather supplies, and avoid... . These beings twist the laws of nature. If something seems off, *hesitating, voice filled with fear* stay away. Trust no one, *voice cracking* not even your colleagues. They may look familiar , but they’ve become... something else.
And please, *pleading* beware the darkness. In the darknes, they... thrive. I wish I could say more, but I can't. *voice filled with despair* May the void have mercy on us."
“ "*Huff* *Huff* I'm Research Director James Dean... *shaky breath* If anyone is left on this frequency, RUN WHILE YOU CAN! *frantic gasps* Science has fallen, I repeat, science has fallen!
I wish I could explain it all, but I can't. A breach in containment... *quivering voice* something's been unleashed. *trembling* We thought we had control, but... we were wrong. They're out there, lurking, *anxious pause* defying everything we thought we knew. Their power, we underestimated it. *nervous stammer* Now they're running rampant, *voice on the verge of breaking* molding the very halls to their grotesque nature...
Listen carefully, *struggling to speak* my time is running out. Seek refuge, *strained words* gather supplies, and avoid... . These beings twist the laws of nature. If something seems off, *hesitating, voice filled with fear* stay away. Trust no one, *voice cracking* not even your colleagues. They may look familiar , but they’ve become... something else.
And please, *pleading* beware the darkness. In the darknes, they... thrive. I wish I could say more, but I can't. *voice filled with despair* May the void have mercy on us."
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
- Arcanemusic
- Code Maintainer
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Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
Still better than OSRS's Halloween event this year.
- Donglesplonge
- Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:15 pm
- Byond Username: Donglesplonge
- Location: zonked out in a cracker barrel bathroom
Re: Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition
And with that we come to an end, if you participated i thank you for it and if you didn't, well you can always come along next time, if i can think of a good one i'll go with thanksgiving next, anyways have a happy halloween everyone
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