fighting an ocelot
Forum rules
Only Certified™ Players™ may post in here.
If you are not able to post in here, you are not a Certified™ Player™. Play on a mainline /tg/ game server to gain posting powers in this forum. (certified gamers are only calculated once per day)
Only Certified™ Players™ may post in here.
If you are not able to post in here, you are not a Certified™ Player™. Play on a mainline /tg/ game server to gain posting powers in this forum. (certified gamers are only calculated once per day)
- kinnebian
- Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:15 pm
- Byond Username: Kinnebian
- Location: answering irelands call
fighting an ocelot
simple as
you and a big ocelot, the arena is a gladiator arena
you have a small pocket knife and a bb gun
you have 1 week to prepare beforehand, modern foods and a gym is available to you, as well as a shooting range
do you survive with your ss13 skillz?
you and a big ocelot, the arena is a gladiator arena
you have a small pocket knife and a bb gun
you have 1 week to prepare beforehand, modern foods and a gym is available to you, as well as a shooting range
do you survive with your ss13 skillz?
respect (let him do his thing)
- dirk_mcblade
- Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:54 am
- Byond Username: Dirk_McBlade
Re: fighting an ocelot
Use the bb gun as a club
- Jacquerel
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:10 pm
- Byond Username: Becquerel
Re: fighting an ocelot
I think I would lose most hypothetical wild animal contests but as ocelots aren't really that big and mostly only pose a danger of death to children I think I could take this one and only get like, non-lethally maimed in the process
- CPTANT
- Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 1:31 pm
- Byond Username: CPTANT
Re: fighting an ocelot
Does the ocelot also get time to prepare?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
- kinnebian
- Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:15 pm
- Byond Username: Kinnebian
- Location: answering irelands call
Re: fighting an ocelot
lets say the ocelot has its own trainer and time to prep
respect (let him do his thing)
- Jacquerel
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:10 pm
- Byond Username: Becquerel
- Timberpoes
- In-Game Game Master
- Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2020 4:54 pm
- Byond Username: Timberpoes
Re: fighting an ocelot
I save the ocelot.
/tg/station Codebase Maintainer
/tg/station Game Master/Discord Jannie: Feed me back in my thread.
/tg/station Admin Trainer: Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
Feb 2022-Sep 2022 Host Vote Headmin
Mar 2023-Sep 2023 Admin Vote Headmin
/tg/station Game Master/Discord Jannie: Feed me back in my thread.
/tg/station Admin Trainer: Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
Feb 2022-Sep 2022 Host Vote Headmin
Mar 2023-Sep 2023 Admin Vote Headmin
- conrad
- Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:57 am
- Byond Username: Conrad Thunderbunch
- Location: 𝑀𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉
Re: fighting an ocelot
Nepotism at its finest.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
And now a word from our sponsors:
And now a word from our sponsors:
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- CPTANT
- Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 1:31 pm
- Byond Username: CPTANT
Re: fighting an ocelot
What have the ocelots ever done for us?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
- Tegun
- In-Game Admin
- Joined: Tue May 21, 2019 8:02 pm
- Byond Username: Tegun
Re: fighting an ocelot
I disarm the ocelot and tell it it's pretty good.
-
- Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:02 pm
- Byond Username: Chocolate_bickie
Re: fighting an ocelot
I disarm the ocelot and tell it it's pretty.
- Jacquerel
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:10 pm
- Byond Username: Becquerel
Re: fighting an ocelot
disarming an ocelot is way crueler than killing it i think
- datorangebottle
- Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:53 am
- Byond Username: Datorangebottle
Re: fighting an ocelot
I would not fight the ocelot. Timberpoes is a valuable member of the community.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
- BONERMASTER
- Joined: Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:28 pm
- Byond Username: BONERMASTER
Re: fighting an ocelot
I would give my pocket knife to the ocelot, and tell it to go for the eyes. Then we fight our way out of the arena, together!
With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
SIGNATURE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
*YOUR ADVERTISEMENT COULD BE HERE* - Contact BONERMASTER & Associates for further information
*YOUR ADVERTISEMENT COULD BE HERE* - Contact BONERMASTER & Associates for further information
- conrad
- Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:57 am
- Byond Username: Conrad Thunderbunch
- Location: 𝑀𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉
Re: fighting an ocelot
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:11 pm I would give my pocket knife to the ocelot, and tell it to go for the eyes. Then we fight our way out of the arena, together!
With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
And now a word from our sponsors:
And now a word from our sponsors:
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- soreyew
- Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:09 am
- Byond Username: SoreYew
Re: fighting an ocelot
Roll Animal Handling with intent to kill their previous owners
- Jonathan Gupta
- Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:16 pm
- Byond Username: BallastMonsterGnarGnar
- Location: The Corner
- AnonymousForumUser
- Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:27 pm
- Byond Username: Noahyoshi
Re: fighting an ocelot
i spend my preparation time looking for a smoke grenade and a screwdriver. i use the screwdriver to set the smoke grenade to detonate instantly. as soon as the fight starts i detonate it and i am shrouded inside of the cloud of smoke. when the smoke clears i am lying dead on the floor
(forum profile distorted to protect privacy)
- AnonymousForumUser
- Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:27 pm
- Byond Username: Noahyoshi
Re: fighting an ocelot
actually i retract my answer this is social engineering theyre gonna steal all our passwords somehow
(forum profile distorted to protect privacy)
- Donglesplonge
- Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:15 pm
- Byond Username: Donglesplonge
- Location: zonked out in a cracker barrel bathroom
Re: fighting an ocelot
i'd cook the ocelot a nice slow cooked pheasant roast with some gravy and mash and then i'd swallow my tongue because if i'm supposed to fight to the death i would think it'd be way funnier if i just died without a fuss
- oranges
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:16 pm
- Byond Username: Optimumtact
- Github Username: optimumtact
- Location: #CHATSHITGETBANGED
Re: fighting an ocelot
I think I could take an ocelot yeah
- Timonk
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:27 pm
- Byond Username: Timonk
- Location: ur mum
Re: fighting an ocelot
i think i could take on timberpoes in bed
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- EmpressMaia
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:22 pm
- Byond Username: EmpressMaia
Re: fighting an ocelot
Jungle station when
- Timberpoes
- In-Game Game Master
- Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2020 4:54 pm
- Byond Username: Timberpoes
Re: fighting an ocelot
/tg/station Codebase Maintainer
/tg/station Game Master/Discord Jannie: Feed me back in my thread.
/tg/station Admin Trainer: Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
Feb 2022-Sep 2022 Host Vote Headmin
Mar 2023-Sep 2023 Admin Vote Headmin
/tg/station Game Master/Discord Jannie: Feed me back in my thread.
/tg/station Admin Trainer: Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
Feb 2022-Sep 2022 Host Vote Headmin
Mar 2023-Sep 2023 Admin Vote Headmin
- Timonk
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:27 pm
- Byond Username: Timonk
- Location: ur mum
Re: fighting an ocelot
bottom behaviour
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Jonathan Gupta
- Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:16 pm
- Byond Username: BallastMonsterGnarGnar
- Location: The Corner
Re: fighting an ocelot
can we kill timber? Rip his claws out?
- CPTANT
- Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 1:31 pm
- Byond Username: CPTANT
Re: fighting an ocelot
ERP Alert! ERP Alert!
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
- kinnebian
- Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:15 pm
- Byond Username: Kinnebian
- Location: answering irelands call
Re: fighting an ocelot
please stop derailing this is purely for ocelot survival classes
respect (let him do his thing)
- Omega_DarkPotato
- In-Game Admin Trainer
- Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:05 am
- Byond Username: Omega_DarkPotato
- Location: Former Hell, Gensokyo
Re: fighting an ocelot
these things really aren't that large. I don't think the pocket knife's going to do you that much good (maybe a solid stab) because honestly a kick or solid punch would probably severely injure the fella :(
if anything, you might be able to just forcibly subdue it with a solid grab and forcing it down to the ground
if I really had to, just go to the gym, take all the weights off of one bar, and use that bar as a big fuckoff metal staff (as you can use it similarly to a spear, which we all know is the most robust graytide gamer gear ever made you don't need a stunprod if you're good)
play opus: echo of starsongSuper Aggro Crag wrote:This is what u get when u let people into your community
I'm an admin, typically on /tg/station Sybil. If you've got anything you'd like to say about me, my adminning, or my decisions, please comment in my admin feedback thread!
- conrad
- Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:57 am
- Byond Username: Conrad Thunderbunch
- Location: 𝑀𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉
Re: fighting an ocelot
Look at that hip sway on the guy on the left tho. Dude has sass for days.Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 4:39 pmthese things really aren't that large. I don't think the pocket knife's going to do you that much good (maybe a solid stab) because honestly a kick or solid punch would probably severely injure the fella► Show Spoiler
if anything, you might be able to just forcibly subdue it with a solid grab and forcing it down to the ground
if I really had to, just go to the gym, take all the weights off of one bar, and use that bar as a big fuckoff metal staff (as you can use it similarly to a spear, which we all know is the most robust graytide gamer gear ever made you don't need a stunprod if you're good)
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
And now a word from our sponsors:
And now a word from our sponsors:
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- Chadley
- Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2022 6:07 am
- Byond Username: Armodias
- Location: Northstar psych ward helping my patients.
Re: fighting an ocelot
I could totally beat an adult black bear in a fight.
Timberpoes doesn't stand a chance.
Timberpoes doesn't stand a chance.
- Cheshify
- In-Game Game Master
- Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:42 pm
- Byond Username: Cheshify
Re: fighting an ocelot
If I have access to modern food I will shrimply bring the Ocelot a bunch of food so it will eat it and not me, then I have a new Ocelot friend.
- Timonk
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:27 pm
- Byond Username: Timonk
- Location: ur mum
Re: fighting an ocelot
i will kick the ocelot into orbit
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Timonk
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:27 pm
- Byond Username: Timonk
- Location: ur mum
Re: fighting an ocelot
where i have a nice home for all my ocelot homies
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
-
- Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2021 3:27 am
- Byond Username: Redrover1760
Re: fighting an ocelot
I'd die, as ocelot would shoot me with infinite revolver shots by dumping a full inventory of revolvers on me.
- Jonathan Gupta
- Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:16 pm
- Byond Username: BallastMonsterGnarGnar
- Location: The Corner
Re: fighting an ocelot
I could wrestle the ocelot to the ground and Subdue it pretty easily never thought about how small the little shits are
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Bepis, norsvenska, warbluke