Suggest weird jobs for me

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WineAllWine
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Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by WineAllWine » #728270

Bottom post of the previous page:

I got fired the other week and I don't want to work in another office so give me unusual jobs I can apply for.

So far I've applied for Air Traffic Control, Officer on a merchant ship and IT support in an Antarctic research station.
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Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Timonk » #728657

straight jacket arc when
Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by AsbestosSniffer » #728671

Մար ով հայոց գիրը վերածում է լատինատառի
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Observer main. Otherwise I play Lucy Trelawney on Manuel.
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Omega_DarkPotato » #728715

worm on a string washer
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Agux909
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Agux909 » #728721

Gravel appraiser.
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Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Jacquerel » #728722

blowing on sun-dried tomatoes so that they dry faster
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Livrah » #728727

When I was looking for a job I ended up being a fireman for 6 years. it's something everyone've heard of, but never think of trying to get a job there.
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by DrAmazing343 » #728730

Jacquerel wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 9:23 pm blowing on sun-dried tomatoes so that they dry faster
son-dried tomatoes
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Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Timonk » #728752

one of the Russian voice actors that has to talk over the guys in the movie or anime
Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


The hut has perished at my hands.
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Image



The pink arrow is always right.
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Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me

Post by Jacquerel » #728753

guy who writes "ending explained" articles for nintendo games
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