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GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!! TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE. HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN: GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))
Last edited by kinnebian on Sun Jun 11, 2023 3:42 pm, edited 14 times in total.
The bell rang out, signaling the start of the fight. Conrad quickly loaded up his slingshot with an explosive and took aim at Vekter. The shot missed its mark by inches as Vekter dodged to one side, firing back with a shot from one of his own slingshots.
Conrad deftly avoided the projectile and moved in closer to engage in hand-to-hand combat. He landed several blows on Vekter's torso but felt them bounce off as if hitting something hard beneath the surface.
Vekter had activated some kind of force field around himself! Conrad realized too late that he had underestimated his opponent's abilities.
With a swift motion, Vekter produced another explosive from within his medical supplies bag and hurled it directly at Conrad. The explosion rocked through the arena like thunder, sending debris flying everywhere.
Both men emerged battered but still standing after the blast subsided. They circled each other warily for several moments before launching into another round of attacks.
Conrad tried everything he could think of: feints, fake-outs, even trying to distract Vekter with witty banter - but nothing seemed to work against this veteran admin who remained focused throughout every moment.
In desperation, Conrad pulled out all stops by unleashing all remaining explosives towards Vektor without aiming properly due to fatigue while screaming "FOR TGSTATION!" But unfortunately for him they missed their target once again as vektors managed to dodge all shots expertly!
It was then that it became evident that this battle would be decided not just by strength or skill alone - but by sheer determination and willpower.
In the end, it was Vekter who emerged victorious. He had managed to wear down Conrad with his superior tactics and unyielding focus, taking advantage of every opportunity that presented itself to gain an edge over his opponent.
As the arena fell silent, Vektor stood alone amidst the rubble of their epic battle.
kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 9:06 pmConrad deftly avoided the projectile and moved in closer to engage in hand-to-hand combat. He landed several blows on Vekter's torso but felt them bounce off as if hitting something hard beneath the surface.
Vekter had activated some kind of force field around himself! Conrad realized too late that he had underestimated his opponent's abilities.
With a swift motion, Vekter produced another explosive from within his medical supplies bag and hurled it directly at Conrad. The explosion rocked through the arena like thunder, sending debris flying everywhere.
Both men emerged battered but still standing after the blast subsided. They circled each other warily for several moments before launching into another round of attacks.
Conrad tried everything he could think of: feints, fake-outs, even trying to distract Vekter with witty banter - but nothing seemed to work against this veteran admin who remained focused throughout every moment.
In desperation, Conrad pulled out all stops by unleashing all remaining explosives towards Vektor without aiming properly due to fatigue while screaming "FOR TGSTATION!" But unfortunately for him they missed their target once again as vektors managed to dodge all shots expertly!
It was then that it became evident that this battle would be decided not just by strength or skill alone - but by sheer determination and willpower.
In the end, it was Vekter who emerged victorious. He had managed to wear down Conrad with his superior tactics and unyielding focus, taking advantage of every opportunity that presented itself to gain an edge over his opponent.
As the arena fell silent, Vektor stood alone amidst the rubble of their epic battle.
How did the website conclude it
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
b]Conrad deftly avoided the projectile and moved in closer to engage in hand-to-hand combat. He landed several blows on Vekter's torso but felt them bounce off as if hitting something hard beneath the surface.
Vekter had activated some kind of force field around himself! Conrad realized too late that he had underestimated his opponent's abilities.
With a swift motion, Vekter produced another explosive from within his medical supplies bag and hurled it directly at Conrad. The explosion rocked through the arena like thunder, sending debris flying everywhere.
Both men emerged battered but still standing after the blast subsided. They circled each other warily for several moments before launching into another round of attacks.
Conrad tried everything he could think of: feints, fake-outs, even trying to distract Vekter with witty banter - but nothing seemed to work against this veteran admin who remained focused throughout every moment.
In desperation, Conrad pulled out all stops by unleashing all remaining explosives towards Vektor without aiming properly due to fatigue while screaming "FOR TGSTATION!" But unfortunately for him they missed their target once again as vektors managed to dodge all shots expertly!
It was then that it became evident that this battle would be decided not just by strength or skill alone - but by sheer determination and willpower.
In the end, it was Vekter who emerged victorious. He had managed to wear down Conrad with his superior tactics and unyielding focus, taking advantage of every opportunity that presented itself to gain an edge over his opponent.
As the arena fell silent, Vektor stood alone amidst the rubble of their epic battle.[/b]
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer!#ConcurForever
b]Conrad deftly avoided the projectile and moved in closer to engage in hand-to-hand combat. He landed several blows on Vekter's torso but felt them bounce off as if hitting something hard beneath the surface.
Vekter had activated some kind of force field around himself! Conrad realized too late that he had underestimated his opponent's abilities.
With a swift motion, Vekter produced another explosive from within his medical supplies bag and hurled it directly at Conrad. The explosion rocked through the arena like thunder, sending debris flying everywhere.
Both men emerged battered but still standing after the blast subsided. They circled each other warily for several moments before launching into another round of attacks.
Conrad tried everything he could think of: feints, fake-outs, even trying to distract Vekter with witty banter - but nothing seemed to work against this veteran admin who remained focused throughout every moment.
In desperation, Conrad pulled out all stops by unleashing all remaining explosives towards Vektor without aiming properly due to fatigue while screaming "FOR TGSTATION!" But unfortunately for him they missed their target once again as vektors managed to dodge all shots expertly!
It was then that it became evident that this battle would be decided not just by strength or skill alone - but by sheer determination and willpower.
In the end, it was Vekter who emerged victorious. He had managed to wear down Conrad with his superior tactics and unyielding focus, taking advantage of every opportunity that presented itself to gain an edge over his opponent.
As the arena fell silent, Vektor stood alone amidst the rubble of their epic battle.[/b]
How did the website conclude it
conrad killed himself and vekter won by default
yawns I forgot what this button does. OH SHI-
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I dohere. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
conrad is a badass
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything