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InfiniteGalaxies
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Post by InfiniteGalaxies » #632711

i have no friends, i am a sad loser
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Farquaar
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Re: no friends

Post by Farquaar » #632714

You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

Good places to meet potential friends:
- School/University
- Local clubs/hobby groups
- Church
- Work

Steps to discover potential friends:
- Greet a person or introduce yourself
- Comment on the weather or something anodyne
- Ask them about themselves, where they're from, what they do for fun, etc.
- If you happen to have things in common, you have identified a potential friend
- If not, you have gained an acquaintance, which is nice too.

Once a potential friend has been located one might:
- Invite them to hang out, see a movie, etc.
- Invite them to do hobby activities outside of class/work/church/club meetings (ie sparring/training, painting, carving, jamming, gaming etc)
- Casually chat with them when you see them. An idea for an outing may present itself in conversation.

Things to avoid:
- Don't talk about weird internet stuff.
- Don't assume people hate you. You're likely just misinterpreting innocuous body language.
- Some people are prickly and hard to befriend. Don't take it personally.
- Don't act self-conscious over minor things. People are more concerned about how they look than about how you look.
- Don't forget basic personal grooming, like showering, haircuts, and clean clothes.
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InfiniteGalaxies
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Re: no friends

Post by InfiniteGalaxies » #632739

Farquaar wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:10 pm You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

Good places to meet potential friends:
- School/University
- Local clubs/hobby groups
- Church
- Work

Steps to discover potential friends:
- Greet a person or introduce yourself
- Comment on the weather or something anodyne
- Ask them about themselves, where they're from, what they do for fun, etc.
- If you happen to have things in common, you have identified a potential friend
- If not, you have gained an acquaintance, which is nice too.

Once a potential friend has been located one might:
- Invite them to hang out, see a movie, etc.
- Invite them to do hobby activities outside of class/work/church/club meetings (ie sparring/training, painting, carving, jamming, gaming etc)
- Casually chat with them when you see them. An idea for an outing may present itself in conversation.

Things to avoid:
- Don't talk about weird internet stuff.
- Don't assume people hate you. You're likely just misinterpreting innocuous body language.
- Some people are prickly and hard to befriend. Don't take it personally.
- Don't act self-conscious over minor things. People are more concerned about how they look than about how you look.
- Don't forget basic personal grooming, like showering, haircuts, and clean clothes.
thank you, wise prophet
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Jonathan Gupta
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Re: no friends

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #632761

lmao just go on tinder dates and shit test gals, it's fun but you gotta be 6,1 have a rockin body and good sex game.
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Re: no friends

Post by sinfulbliss » #632765

1. find other sad losers
2. connect about your shared condition of being a sad loser
3. ???
4. profit

or if you prefer Farquaar's method go to church (???) and talk to people about baseball and the weather
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Re: no friends

Post by Farquaar » #632772

sinfulbliss wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:00 pmgo to church (???)
Churches have acted as hubs for social interaction for thousands of years. If you're religious, it's a great way to get to know people and get involved in your local community.
sinfulbliss wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:00 pmtalk to people about baseball and the weather
It's called an icebreaker, lad. Usually you need to make a bit of small-talk before the conversation moves into something more fruitful/interesting. It's social interaction 101.
InfiniteGalaxies wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:31 pm thank you, wise prophet
No problem, chum. I used to struggle making friends too, so I can empathize with the struggle. I wish ye luck
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Re: no friends

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #632815

i have no friends either
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Re: no friends

Post by Timonk » #632828

No friends?
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Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Re: no friends

Post by BlevRuz » #632829

Farquaar wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:10 pm You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

UNSPEAKABLE WISDOM WAS HERE
followed this, now cursed with popularity and the constant fellowship of close friends. thank you far quaar
plays as Argon CVI, Sleigherburgo D'Fuckreby and Dr Hambold P. Qumer, PhD. on terry and manuel
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Re: no friends

Post by massa » #632964

this is almost the most social game possible
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Re: no friends

Post by RaveRadbury » #633044

massa wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 8:23 pm this is almost the most social game possible
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Jonathan Gupta
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Re: no friends

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #633046

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
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Re: no friends

Post by Googles_Hands » #633050

Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:02 pm GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.
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Re: no friends

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #633051

Googles_Hands wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:11 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:02 pm GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.
no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE
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Re: no friends

Post by Rohen_Tahir » #633054

Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:13 pm
Googles_Hands wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:11 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:02 pm GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.
no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE
Go on Goonstation and say "heck".
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Re: no friends

Post by InfiniteGalaxies » #633055

Rohen_Tahir wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:53 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:13 pm
Googles_Hands wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:11 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:02 pm GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.
no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE
Go on Goonstation and say "heck".
got bwoinked on goonstation for saying gay,
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Re: no friends

Post by Timonk » #633076

InfiniteGalaxies wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:57 pm
Rohen_Tahir wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:53 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:13 pm
Googles_Hands wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:11 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:02 pm GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!
Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.
no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE
Go on Goonstation and say "heck".
got bwoinked on goonstation for saying gay,
Almost caught a ban for calling someone a retard
Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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