no friends

[InfiniteGalaxies]

i have no friends, i am a sad loser

[Farquaar]

You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

Good places to meet potential friends:
- School/University
- Local clubs/hobby groups
- Church
- Work

Steps to discover potential friends:
- Greet a person or introduce yourself
- Comment on the weather or something anodyne
- Ask them about themselves, where they're from, what they do for fun, etc.
- If you happen to have things in common, you have identified a potential friend
- If not, you have gained an acquaintance, which is nice too.

Once a potential friend has been located one might:
- Invite them to hang out, see a movie, etc.
- Invite them to do hobby activities outside of class/work/church/club meetings (ie sparring/training, painting, carving, jamming, gaming etc)
- Casually chat with them when you see them. An idea for an outing may present itself in conversation.

Things to avoid:
- Don't talk about weird internet stuff.
- Don't assume people hate you. You're likely just misinterpreting innocuous body language.
- Some people are prickly and hard to befriend. Don't take it personally.
- Don't act self-conscious over minor things. People are more concerned about how they look than about how you look.
- Don't forget basic personal grooming, like showering, haircuts, and clean clothes.

[InfiniteGalaxies]

You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

Good places to meet potential friends:
- School/University
- Local clubs/hobby groups
- Church
- Work

Steps to discover potential friends:
- Greet a person or introduce yourself
- Comment on the weather or something anodyne
- Ask them about themselves, where they're from, what they do for fun, etc.
- If you happen to have things in common, you have identified a potential friend
- If not, you have gained an acquaintance, which is nice too.

Once a potential friend has been located one might:
- Invite them to hang out, see a movie, etc.
- Invite them to do hobby activities outside of class/work/church/club meetings (ie sparring/training, painting, carving, jamming, gaming etc)
- Casually chat with them when you see them. An idea for an outing may present itself in conversation.

Things to avoid:
- Don't talk about weird internet stuff.
- Don't assume people hate you. You're likely just misinterpreting innocuous body language.
- Some people are prickly and hard to befriend. Don't take it personally.
- Don't act self-conscious over minor things. People are more concerned about how they look than about how you look.
- Don't forget basic personal grooming, like showering, haircuts, and clean clothes.

thank you, wise prophet

[Jonathan Gupta]

lmao just go on tinder dates and shit test gals, it's fun but you gotta be 6,1 have a rockin body and good sex game.

[sinfulbliss]

1. find other sad losers
2. connect about your shared condition of being a sad loser
3. ???
4. profit

or if you prefer Farquaar's method go to church (???) and talk to people about baseball and the weather

[Farquaar]

go to church (???)

Churches have acted as hubs for social interaction for thousands of years. If you're religious, it's a great way to get to know people and get involved in your local community.

talk to people about baseball and the weather

It's called an icebreaker, lad. Usually you need to make a bit of small-talk before the conversation moves into something more fruitful/interesting. It's social interaction 101.

thank you, wise prophet

No problem, chum. I used to struggle making friends too, so I can empathize with the struggle. I wish ye luck

[Super Aggro Crag]

i have no friends either

[Timonk]

No friends?

[BlevRuz]

You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

UNSPEAKABLE WISDOM WAS HERE

followed this, now cursed with popularity and the constant fellowship of close friends. thank you far quaar

[massa]

this is almost the most social game possible

[RaveRadbury]

this is almost the most social game possible

[Jonathan Gupta]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

[Googles_Hands]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.

[Jonathan Gupta]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.

no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE

[Rohen_Tahir]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.

no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE

Go on Goonstation and say "heck".

[InfiniteGalaxies]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.

no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE

Go on Goonstation and say "heck".

got bwoinked on goonstation for saying gay,

[Timonk]

GO ON TINDER AND DO WHAT I DID! SHIT TEST GALS!!!!

Only those banned from SS13 have any chance of getting matches, don't kid yourself.

no... I got unpermad... THIS CANT BE

Go on Goonstation and say "heck".

got bwoinked on goonstation for saying gay,

Almost caught a ban for calling someone a retard