List of possible goofball Pr titles

[Longestarmlonglaw]

AI can no longer open doors

Remove stunbatons

Remove thermal pistol temprature special effects

Remove sec lathe, they do not need better guns

Stun batons are bulky

Remove positronic brains

You can no longer fit disablers in backpacks

Remove riot shotguns

Remove tech shells

Remove engineering borg module

Ttvs can no longer explode on station

[Farquaar]

I lol'd
I'll have to think some up later when I have time

[sinfulbliss]

Assistants no longer have maint access

Cable ties and spears no longer craftable

Removes knockdown from shoving

Adds slowdown to armor vests

Sprinting causes slow passive stamina loss

[Longestarmlonglaw]

sinful, how big of slowdown to armor vests?

[sinfulbliss]

sinful, how big of slowdown to armor vests?

Scales with their defense values. The more armor the slower. There needs to be a downside to having armor.

[sinfulbliss]

Hacking doors now requires engi skillchip

Increases time to remove shoes from 3 seconds to 30 seconds

Moves medbay kits to lockers

Quadsec no longer heals security

Moves all toolbelts and tools to engineering

Lowers assistant roundstart credits from 300 to 50

[Longestarmlonglaw]

Lockers are insdestructable to prevent greytiders from getting medkits from lockers like you said

Remove assistants

Remove fire axes

All of bartender's healing drinks (Doctor delight, hooch, Quad sec, garlic) No longer heal AT all

Remove supermatter being able to delaminate

You need to be at leaast 2 hours in a shift to call shuttle

[iwishforducks]

Megafauna are now invincible and will chase down miners who have not deposited ores within the last 5 minutes

Makes everyone invincible after the end of round report appears

Placing down an invisible wall hard stuns you (note: this PR somehow makes it so building any kind of wall of any kind hard stuns you)

Monkeys will now attack the person who last touched the monkey cube

Xenobiology is now locked to RD access

[Shadowflame909]

I can see all of these prs getting merged for "realism"

[BlevRuz]

stamina damage on sprinting would be pretty funny, i wanna see people just collapse in the halls because they forgot they had left running on

[Valorium]

Guns cannot be fired without standing still for a few seconds

Makeshift shells now have a high chance to destroy the gun when fired

PKAs only deal damage on Lavaland

Defibrillators cannot be EMP'd

Duffelbags are now the only roundstart back-bag type, removes backpacks from lockers and clothing vendors

Flashlights and seclites must be held to project light

[SuperNovaa41]

Assistants no longer have maint access

This is already a config, keep acting up and the headmins WILL enable it

[CMDR_Gungnir]

stamina damage on sprinting would be pretty funny, i wanna see people just collapse in the halls because they forgot they had left running on

No running in the halls...

[mindstormy]

Plasma can no longer catch on fire

[Agux909]

Players are no longer able to see into the opposite direction their character is facing, this area will now be obscured

[The Wrench]

Removes body throwing (Approved by Oranges)

[Shadowflame909]

Humans now last only 15 seconds in Space before they suffocate.

[oranges]

you can no longer use the cum emote when reacting

[Longestarmlonglaw]

God help us, we just gave oranges Ideas

[Rohen_Tahir]

Reverts "[HIGH PRIORITY] Fixes RCE exploit"

[Agux909]

Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

[Tearling]

Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

[oranges]

removes the ability to dual wield welders

[cacogen]

Removes the ability to swap out power cells in batons

[Pandarsenic]

Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

Can doors start doing this after being EMPed or something, this sounds great

[Valorium]

Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

Maybe if you just needed to hold your ID while bumping the door? Seems like a good compromise, and opens some opportunities for ID theft as people are running through the halls with them in-hand.

[Shadowflame909]

Slipping can now break bones

Removal of moths and oranges due to coder reference

Adds a minute long timer to Emags

[Farquaar]

Removes White Russian, Black Russian, and Moscow Mule (Слава Україні)

Deletes cytology (it's bloat)

Adds No Command Staff station trait

Nerfs circular saw throwforce

Flipping now drains stamina

[Rohen_Tahir]

Adds a new RP job, the craftsman. (PR also removes all latches)

[massa]

removed duffelbags to prevent people from powergaming with more inventory space

[Jonathan Gupta]

removes assistant, adds new jobs for each department Intern.

[Timonk]

Oranges would merge all of these

[cacogen]

A couple of these seem like they could be real PRs sadly

[oranges]

you can now wrap catgirls in tinfoil

[Arcanemusic]

Wizards can now have a magical oxygen organ that produces magical oxygen™ that sets non-wizards on fire when breathed.

[Timonk]

Makes goofball head maintainer

[datorangebottle]

Gives goofball code ownership of /code/game/

[Shadowflame909]

Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

[Valorium]

Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

Borg CQC sounds so fuckin cursed

[Jonathan Gupta]

Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

this wouldnt be the worst idea...

[datorangebottle]

Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

[Jonathan Gupta]

Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

I do this already.

[datorangebottle]

Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

I do this already.

as a cyborg?

[InfiniteGalaxies]

Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

I do this already.

as a cyborg?

Borgs cant do CQC, because they dont have fucking HANDS
Coders.
Please.

[Shadowflame909]

Borgs cant do CQC, because they dont have fucking HANDS
Coders.
Please.

It would give them snowflake intent modules like some of the other borgs