Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

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Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #637609

That guy who tells you when you get beaten over the head with a crowbar, and says all those witty item descriptions?

Where would we be without them.
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

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Gilbert Gottfried (hallowed be His name)
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Flareguy » #637613

I think his name would be Brad
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Kendrickorium » #637614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY ... C3%B6nites
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Rohen_Tahir » #637619

Ryan Gosling
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by datorangebottle » #637634

Definitely that guy. That's the voice I hear in my head when the gods are displeased with me. Not some pleasant customer service / cold sysadmin type voice, but a heavy and burned-out drawl that makes your skin crawl.
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Farquaar » #637643

The VOX announcement system
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Shadowflame909 » #637644

whoever the most active headmin is. As their wisdom percieves the entire game
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Bawhoppennn » #637645

Chocobro is the only true voice announcer for SS13 in my opinion
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by cacogen » #637662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xXiUX30tU
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Omega_DarkPotato » #637700

can we have the passive-but-increasingly-aggressive narrator from Pyre as the canonical narrator please
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by massa » #637710

ryan reynolds

and he would be narrating from the point of view of syndicate command
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #637950

massa wrote: ↑Fri Apr 15, 2022 6:28 pm ryan reynolds

and he would be narrating from the point of view of syndicate command
that would be semi funny
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Re: Who is the canonical narrator of ss13?

Post by nianjiilical » #638010

the intern voice
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