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Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #643256

this thread is for your bad takes, not your hot takes.
If I see even one good take I'm closing the thread.
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Post by Kendrickorium » #643278

more antags should be friendly
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by NoxVS » #643281

wizard is a failure of a mode, is not enjoyable for anyone except the wizard, and is completely incompatible with dynamic

we would be better off without it on any of our servers
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by NoxVS » #643283

oh wait sorry wrong thread this isnt the one for proven facts
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by blackdav123 » #643288

I think the station being entirely dependent on a working SM to have power is a good thing, and that the station should really feel it when one of the departments isnt doing their job.
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Post by oranges » #643293

I'm doing a great job
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Post by SuperNovaa41 » #643306

oranges is doing a great job
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Post by toemas » #643312

i like ss13
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Piracy is immoral.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #643325

dynamic mode is bad
modsuits are worse than hardsuits
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Post by san7890 » #643326

the clown is just code bloat and doesn't particularly add anything to the game.
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Armhulen » #643327

hog was good
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Drag » #643328

TG is an MRP codebase
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #643329

Armhulen wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 2:04 amhog was good
Watch it, dangerously close to a good take.
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #643330

Real bad take I have: I think laughter demons should be a nigh guaranteed spawn an hour in so they can go around and eat all the forgotten corpses.

A free revive for chaotic shifts if you will. (once someone kills them.)
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Post by Omega_DarkPotato » #643334

Virology is a good department, despite what everyone says.
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Post by sinfulbliss » #643335

Every round should be set to 50 threat or above
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Post by wesoda25 » #643337

Centcom buttons should do something. Like there should be a weather button. An angry monkey button.

In addition we could add a wall with just like every admin button on it.
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Post by InfiniteGalaxies » #643342

make engineering fun other than maintaining a piss crystal challenge (impossible) (100% LEGIT) (GONE WORNG)
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #643344

I want vison cones. Everyone should have gas mask vision.
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by JusticeGoat » #643345

InfiniteGalaxies wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 4:19 am make engineering fun other than maintaining a piss crystal challenge (impossible) (100% LEGIT) (GONE WORNG)
thats why i dont play engineering anymore, babysitting power is boring i want to be free to build
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by XII3912 » #643346

sec going after antag bad sec should go after tider #7124654 for breaking into tech storage
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Shellton(Mario) » #643350

Mario Faccilio is the most fair, good two shoes player there. He does not power game and is never rude what so ever. I doubt he has any notes what so ever
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Mothblocks » #643351

i think the supermatter and most of atmospherics should be removed
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Post by bastardblaster » #643352

monkeys should have CQC
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by AwkwardStereo » #643353

Itseasytosee2me wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 4:37 am I want vison cones. Everyone should have gas mask vision.
i thought this thread was for objectively bad takes
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Post by stewydeadmike » #643362

we should bring back Jungle Fever tbh
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Post by cacogen » #643363

Add vision cone station trait
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Drag » #643419

Mining should have the least job content of all jobs so miners will actually just mine ores all round, they don't add to the round otherwise
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Post by Drag » #643421

....silicon should start with the mother drone lawset.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #643423

admins should ignore 50% of ahelps and spend that time running insane events
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Post by Pandarsenic » #643424

Mothblocks wrote: i think the supermatter and most of atmospherics should be removed
Leave the supermatter in cargo
Bring Teslas back in cargo
Return our lord and savior Singuloth

Remove all the heehoo funny gasses unless I devise a true pluoxium-nitrium god mix, in which case leave them in for my amusement only.
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Re: Objectively Bad Takes thread

Post by Armhulen » #643425

Itseasytosee2me wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 2:13 am
Armhulen wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 2:04 amhog was good
Watch it, dangerously close to a good take.
Don't you dare call any gamemode with an invisible zero cooldown spammable-into-crit damage ability good
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Post by Armhulen » #643426

stewydeadmike wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:56 am we should bring back Jungle Fever tbh
Hands up that's a good take (but you need to find someone willing to reimplement it)
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Post by BeeSting12 » #643427

XII3912 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 5:13 am sec going after antag bad sec should go after tider #7124654 for breaking into tech storage
this is a good take.
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Post by BeeSting12 » #643429

Armhulen wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:45 pm
stewydeadmike wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:56 am we should bring back Jungle Fever tbh
Hands up that's a good take (but you need to find someone willing to reimplement it)
another good take especially when combined with this one:
ardentarclight wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 6:57 am monkeys should have CQC
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DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
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Post by Armhulen » #643432

What I used to like about jungle fever was that it was so unfair, and so powerful, that people welded entire departments shut. It sadly became a dud when a single fix got merged that made monkeys unable to bite through certain clothing like hardsuits, since the scary part wasn't really that they could kill you but rather that they only needed to bite you once and run away to have you infected with a virus that would convert you with no real recourse. It was rad.
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #643433

clock cult was a bad game mode
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Armhulen wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:10 pm What I used to like about jungle fever was that it was so unfair, and so powerful, that people welded entire departments shut. It sadly became a dud when a single fix got merged that made monkeys unable to bite through certain clothing like hardsuits, since the scary part wasn't really that they could kill you but rather that they only needed to bite you once and run away to have you infected with a virus that would convert you with no real recourse. It was rad.
one of my most memorable rounds is me and a moth pal (turned borg) curing the incurable and taking people exposed to jungle fever and putting them into monkey human (instead of them becoming human money). moth borg friend was quickly doing genetics and etc etc to keep me going
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Post by Mothblocks » #643435

for the bad takes thread: we should make it a heavy ruleset with minimum round time of 78 minutes
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security should have innate krav maga and shoveproofing
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Shadowflame909 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:14 pm clock cult was a bad game mode
good take
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #643457

BeeSting12 wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:58 am
Shadowflame909 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:14 pm clock cult was a bad game mode
good take
this take belongs in this thread
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Shadowflame909 wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:59 am
BeeSting12 wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:58 am
Shadowflame909 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:14 pm clock cult was a bad game mode
good take
this take belongs in this thread
liking clock cult is a mental illness, seek help
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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That or vis versa you decide
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Radiation Collectors should have remained in the game even though any engine that could power it was removed
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Post by XII3912 » #643486

BeeSting12 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:50 pm
XII3912 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 5:13 am sec going after antag bad sec should go after tider #7124654 for breaking into tech storage
this is a good take.
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Lathe tax should apply regardless of whether it is your department or not.
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