YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
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YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Toilet paper rolls should be perpendicular to the wall AT ALL TIMES.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
The toilet paper should ALWAYS point away from the wall. It is easier to grab this way, and it doesn't get polluted by the bacteria of the wall.
Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet paper pieces at the most optimal rate, which allows you to clean yourself at the fastest time possible.
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!
Wipes, well, they are basically the same thing, but they are more expensive and generally fewer in numbers per individual purchase. So in terms of price / performance ratio, regular toilet paper has it beat.
That's why you use toilet paper.
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Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet paper pieces at the most optimal rate, which allows you to clean yourself at the fastest time possible.
First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? EeeewwwMisdoubtful wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:03 am Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!
Wipes, well, they are basically the same thing, but they are more expensive and generally fewer in numbers per individual purchase. So in terms of price / performance ratio, regular toilet paper has it beat.
That's why you use toilet paper.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Bidets use the water from the intake line, it's as clean as your tap water. In a lot of countries it's a hose that's even more obviously separate from your tank water.BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:54 am The toilet paper should ALWAYS point away from the wall. It is easier to grab this way, and it doesn't get polluted by the bacteria of the wall.
Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet paper pieces at the most optimal rate, which allows you to clean yourself at the fastest time possible.
First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? EeeewwwMisdoubtful wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:03 am Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!
Wipes, well, they are basically the same thing, but they are more expensive and generally fewer in numbers per individual purchase. So in terms of price / performance ratio, regular toilet paper has it beat.
That's why you use toilet paper.
With clean regards
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
I don’t hang it
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:54 am First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? Eeeewww
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
why would you roll the toilet paper??? you're gonna unfold it to wipe yo ass stinky..
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
You guys don’t just reuse a damp old rag? How bougie
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Fun fact: the first Design of the toilet paper showed how to hang it
Fun fact: i forgot which way it was
Fun fact: i forgot which way it was
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
It's away from the wall
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joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
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pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Personally i just put it on my heater next to the toilet
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
aw SWEET new bidet thread
I have one now and since it uses water pressure to extend the nozzle it always begins by power washing my bunghole and so I stick to toilet paper
I have one now and since it uses water pressure to extend the nozzle it always begins by power washing my bunghole and so I stick to toilet paper
None of the toilets on ss13 have waterchocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
How do you give people swirlies, then?Capsandi wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:12 pmNone of the toilets on ss13 have waterchocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way
He doesn't know about the three shells.chocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
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