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Disgusting, right?
Imagine making a popular softdrink out of this. Well, if you're wondering, the brazilians have you beat there as well:
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This fruit carries a high dose of caffeine and is commonly used in energy drinks and pretty much all sorts of products where you need a little pump-up.
From Wikipedia:
"As a dietary supplement or herb, guaraná seed is an effective stimulant: it contains about twice the concentration of caffeine found in coffee beans (about 2–8% caffeine in guarana seeds, compared to about 1–3% for coffee beans). The additive has gained notoriety for being used in energy drinks. As with other plants producing caffeine, the high concentration of caffeine is a defensive toxin that repels herbivores from the berry and its seeds."
Who can say no to that?
Of course it is in fucking Brazil.
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Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
I mean they kinda look like little eyes but they're not that creepy, what does it taste like? How do you eat them? I could wiki this myself but I don't want to.
ok so the fromsoft body horror is real but where's the fromsoft mechs
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Cheshify wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 4:13 pm
I mean they kinda look like little eyes but they're not that creepy, what does it taste like? How do you eat them? I could wiki this myself but I don't want to.
I never ate the fruits, I don't think they're fit for eating. You can get juice and soda made out of it, which are fucking delicious. Also tea, which has a fuckton of caffeine. It's like mix of orange and apple juice? The taste is unique, but this is the closest thing I can equate it to.
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
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The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
The indigenous myth of the origin of the fruit is pretty Fromsoft-core. Basically a couple asked the gods to have a child since they were having a hard time having children.
The main god of the pantheon would say yes, and a beautiful baby boy would be born. One of the gods would grow jealous however, and turned into a snake and killed the boy.
So one of the gods asked the parents to bury the eyes of the child into the soil, with the eyes becoming Guaraná.
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Cheshify wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 4:13 pm
I mean they kinda look like little eyes but they're not that creepy, what does it taste like? How do you eat them? I could wiki this myself but I don't want to.
I never ate the fruits, I don't think they're fit for eating. You can get juice and soda made out of it, which are fucking delicious. Also tea, which has a fuckton of caffeine. It's like mix of orange and apple juice? The taste is unique, but this is the closest thing I can equate it to.
With the mythological context Imaginos provided, this is one sick fruit. Having a glass of eyeball juice in the morning sounds a lot more enjoyable than a cup of coffee.
Cheshify wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 4:13 pm
I mean they kinda look like little eyes but they're not that creepy, what does it taste like? How do you eat them? I could wiki this myself but I don't want to.
I never ate the fruits, I don't think they're fit for eating. You can get juice and soda made out of it, which are fucking delicious. Also tea, which has a fuckton of caffeine. It's like mix of orange and apple juice? The taste is unique, but this is the closest thing I can equate it to.
Hell yeah I love it in teas. Guarana kombucha is tasty.
Imaginos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2023 5:14 pm
The indigenous myth of the origin of the fruit is pretty Fromsoft-core. Basically a couple asked the gods to have a child since they were having a hard time having children.
The main god of the pantheon would say yes, and a beautiful baby boy would be born. One of the gods would grow jealous however, and turned into a snake and killed the boy.
So one of the gods asked the parents to bury the eyes of the child into the soil, with the eyes becoming Guaraná.
This is some hardcore shit for a fruit, extremely impressive, intriguing even.
I guess now we have no other choice, you know what this means:
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hehe.
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