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TF2 is pretty good, so let's talk about it instead of fucking Starsector by giving it its own thread
What's your favorite class?
How much time you got in the game
Favorite map?
Do you think we'll ever get an actual update?
wesoda25 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am
Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?
Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
Random crits are fun and people who play without them don't know how to have fun
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
yeah man its so fun when im fighting someone and then they randomly get to do 3x damage for zero reason and instakill me with no extra effort on their part, so fun
wesoda25 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am
Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?
Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
Qbmax32 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 3:14 pm
yeah man its so fun when im fighting someone and then they randomly get to do 3x damage for zero reason and instakill me with no extra effort on their part, so fun
Tremendously evident skill issue.
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
conrad is a badass
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
Qbmax32 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 3:14 pm
yeah man its so fun when im fighting someone and then they randomly get to do 3x damage for zero reason and instakill me with no extra effort on their part, so fun
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Random crits let new players stand a chance against veterans and lets veterans sometimes completely fuck on a guy in a funny way.
It is funny to see the three unusual wearing soldier and their medic gf (who also has three heart unusuals) get one shot by jose.gonzalez.2007@yahoo.com, but most of the time, it's the soldier who has a butt plug medic that is firing crit rockets every other shot in my experience.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm
I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
Armhulen wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Random crits let new players stand a chance against veterans and lets veterans sometimes completely fuck on a guy in a funny way.
It is funny to see the three unusual wearing soldier and their medic gf (who also has three heart unusuals) get one shot by jose.gonzalez.2007@yahoo.com, but most of the time, it's the soldier who has a butt plug medic that is firing crit rockets every other shot in my experience.
the more damage you do the more random crits you get
Armhulen wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Random crits let new players stand a chance against veterans and lets veterans sometimes completely fuck on a guy in a funny way.
It is funny to see the three unusual wearing soldier and their medic gf (who also has three heart unusuals) get one shot by jose.gonzalez.2007@yahoo.com, but most of the time, it's the soldier who has a butt plug medic that is firing crit rockets every other shot in my experience.
the more damage you do the more random crits you get
that has always been a mystery to me
It's to create those rare high moments where you go on a kill streak.
Fun fact, melee random crit rate can scale upto 60% and is based of damage you deal(not kills) (around 600 damage).
This is why medics and snipers have such a high melee crit rate (medic damage is tied to your pocket).
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2023 6:26 am
"I hate random crits they're unfair"
>Plays a game that lets sec one shot you in melee.
let me have
positioning for 500 points
dragnet for 200 points
not standing near sec when they are after you for 300 points
any slip at all for 100 points
bola for 400 points
Pyro
4,339 hours
Upward
Hell no. Last they mentioned was an "update-sized update", which they changed to holiday-sized update or something. I have low expectations.
my expectations arent hard to meet i just want some form of map to be included permanently that isn't a festive one, the mapping community is in dire need of a morale boost
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