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Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by BONERMASTER » #668391

So you ever saw those weirdos that drive around in bikes barefoot or just run around like that in town and think to yourself "god, this is disgusting"?

Well, get ready to empty your stomach, because science thought: why not take it a step further?

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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by Drag » #668394

I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by BONERMASTER » #668403

Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by dirk_mcblade » #668405

BONERMASTER wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 10:11 am So you ever saw those weirdos that drive around in bikes barefoot or just run around like that in town and think to yourself "god, this is disgusting"?

Well, get ready to empty your stomach, because science thought: why not take it a step further?

Introducing now, the future of running:
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With revolting regards
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Those have been around at least ten years. They claim it works out your feet muscles more or something but I'll unlikely buy any or even take up running at all for that matter so I can't confirm.

Also drive in bicycles? Come on man. That grammar hurt my head.

It's clear that English regards the act of driving a car as similar to that of being pulled by an animal and the riding of a bicycle as that of sitting on a horse.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by conrad » #668413

BONERMASTER wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:24 pm
Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you
No regards? Hello? The amazing, expertly made pun doesn't excuse it.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by dirk_mcblade » #668415

conrad wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:53 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:24 pm
Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you
No regards? Hello? The amazing, expertly made pun doesn't excuse it.
It seems like this law practice is now farming out its services to remote contractors, quality seems to be slipping lately.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by Misdoubtful » #668416

Yeah these things have been around for at least a decade a lot of people I was in track with had them forever ago, never tried them though.

As long as you aren't ragging on toe socks we won't have a problem.
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Misdoubtful wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:59 pm As long as you aren't ragging on toe socks we won't have a problem.
Um.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by Misdoubtful » #668421

Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 4:15 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:59 pm As long as you aren't ragging on toe socks we won't have a problem.
Um.
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Comfy as heck for starters hello?

I do multi-day hikes and the separation of skin by the fabric means less blisters and irritation, and more breathability. Plus you don't actually have to see them, unlike toe shoes.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by BONERMASTER » #668426

conrad wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:53 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:24 pm
Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you
No regards? Hello? The amazing, expertly made pun doesn't excuse it.

My apologies, I burst out laughing and could not complete the post.


Misdoubtful wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 4:22 pm
Drag wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 4:15 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:59 pm As long as you aren't ragging on toe socks we won't have a problem.
Um.
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Comfy as heck for starters hello?

I do multi-day hikes and the separation of skin by the fabric means less blisters and irritation, and more breathability. Plus you don't actually have to see them, unlike toe shoes.

While your applied knowledge of hiking is impressive, the fact that it made you resort to toe-socks is equally concerning.
What's next, wearing codersocks to scare off the bears and other wild animals that you might encounter? Perhaps it's best not to hike to begin with!


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Post by Qbmax32 » #668427

i remember in highschool there was this substitute teacher who always wore toe shoes everywhere and he was really fucking weird
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by conrad » #668428

Qbmax32 wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 5:32 pm i remember in highschool there was this substitute teacher who always wore toe shoes everywhere and he was really fucking weird
Not a single normal, well adjusted person wears toe shoes.
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conrad wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
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Re: Here is a new disgusting thing I just found

Post by blackdav123 » #669908

My dad bought my brother toe shoes for christmas one year and I remember he cried
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blackdav123 wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:12 am My dad bought my brother toe shoes for christmas one year and I remember he cried
As he should.
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