Story Thread the SECOND

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 2:41 am #674959

Bottom post of the previous page:

NEW story thread. Same rules as Bonermaster's, EXCEPT, you get to do TWO words at a time this one. That's because this is the 2nd thread of course.
I'll start:

I was

Notgonnabreaktherule · Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:27 pm

clown in

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:29 pm #678909

the armoury

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:36 pm #678915

; They are

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:55 pm #678923

taking all

TheSmallBlue · Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:57 pm

the fucking

Notgonnabreaktherule · Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:17 pm

HONK mechs

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:50 pm #678978

and throwing

Bawhoppennn · Tue Apr 11, 2023 11:39 pm

up EVERYWHERE.

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:37 am #679127

It truly

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:22 am #679137

was wild

conrad · Post by **conrad** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:06 am #679207

BUT THEN

Post by **TheRex9001** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:10 am #679208

The HoS

Notgonnabreaktherule · Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:23 pm

with neonhair

Itseasytosee2me · Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:48 pm

and pronouns

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:50 pm #679391

that didn't

The Wrench · Post by **The Wrench** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:11 pm #679397

Exist yet

conrad · Post by **conrad** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:23 pm #679403

shoved their

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:48 pm #679414

gamer batong

Notgonnabreaktherule · Wed Apr 12, 2023 10:31 pm

up the

Bawhoppennn · Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:06 am

very very

Itseasytosee2me · Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:36 am

VERY very

DevinXoptoh · Post by **DevinXoptoh** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:12 am #679499

obtuse and

Itseasytosee2me · Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:56 am

Blisteringly hot

conrad · Post by **conrad** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:35 am #679596

satisfingly squishy

DevinXoptoh · Fri Apr 14, 2023 12:21 pm

fresh cake

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:16 pm #679882

. HELP, HELP!!!!

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:23 pm #679883

There's a

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:25 pm #679891

BIG SEXY

ekaterina · Post by **ekaterina** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:39 pm #679901

XENO QUEEN

Itseasytosee2me · Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:41 pm

IN MEDBAY

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:05 pm #679919

AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA

AwkwardStereo · Fri Apr 14, 2023 9:27 pm

GET BRICK

Bawhoppennn · Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:38 pm

TO SAVE

Itseasytosee2me · Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:44 am

My ass!

Itseasytosee2me · Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:44 am

My ass!

The Wrench · Post by **The Wrench** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:56 am #679970

Is ass!

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:40 am #679982

Super ass!

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:12 am #681024

Alright we haven't had any replies for awhile so I think it's time to wrap this thread up:

Player's Club wrote:I was deathly fat after the clown and very much Malicious mime fed me Green beans i spun the wheel Of greed and lost my will to feed my babies. They will suffer for what you have done, Lisa Green. The greytide is seriously fucked up due to stoned wizards, they keep gassing up Counting posters FUCK JANNIES IN ASS, said the angry wizard Corporation foundation GOD DAMN it is my prerogative to finally DIE SCREAMING said the the the Stammering narrator, even though though i Am am the the main character. Anyways, I I I Hate TheLoLSwat because stuttering enrages me me AGHHH! stuttering stuttering is hot I'm done. Just kidding! I'm cured through Christ who is not stuttering so thus, I um stutter not. But uh, Jeff Goldblum and um Mark Wahlberg and uh, that other -that other oh no i seemed to have regained my fucking awful australian accent. krikey i am bri'ish colonial prisoner FUCK GOD the Australian um ah Said with Said with THE VOICES Crying because i fuck the shit its uh not ERP if you you you UMMM you you you remember to wash your Left foot otherwise the syndicate will get conniptions. They love barefoot assistant felinids, who meow softly when tabled by the angry security officers and fed milk, which they fucking hate to spill on their brains. How do I setup the the scrungularitiy? Huh guhhhhh. The captain is absorbing thirty yellow then goku i guess. huh durr (best friend stabbed me with two comically large spatula handles BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUN RUN!!! GO GO TO THE SUPERMATTER!! DONT TURN OFF MY SENSORS OH GOD) that was the craziest day dream ever, unless ... oh no ... was i actually just fighting my. Fuck, I stopped talking. Lock the clown in the armoury; They are taking all the fucking HONK mechs and throwing up EVERYWHERE. It truly was wild BUT THEN The HoS with neonhair and pronouns that didn't Exist yet shoved their gamer batong up the very very VERY very obtuse and Blisteringly hot satisfingly squishy fresh cake. HELP, HELP!!!! There's a BIG SEXY XENO QUEEN IN MEDBAY AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA GET BRICK TO SAVE My ass! My ass! Is ass! Super ass!

Reformatted:
I was deathly fat after the clown, and very much malicious mime, fed me green beans, I spun the wheel of greed, and lost my will to feed my babies. They will suffer for what you have done, Lisa Green.
The greytide is seriously fucked up due to stoned wizards, they keep gassing up counting posters... "FUCK JANNIES IN ASS" said the angry Wizard Corporation Foundation.
"GOD DAMN, it is my prerogative to finally DIE SCREAMING" said the the the stammering narrator, even though though I am am the the main character.

Anyways, I I I hate TheLoLSwat because stuttering enrages me me- "AGHHH!"
Stuttering stuttering is hot... I'm done. Just kidding!
I'm cured through Christ who is not stuttering so thus, I um stutter not. But uh, Jeff Goldblum and um Mark Wahlberg and uh, that other -that other, oh no I seemed to have regained my fucking awful Australian accent.

Krikey I am Bri'ish colonial prisoner: "FUCK GOD" the Australian um ah said with-said with THE VOICES crying because I fuck the shit... its uh not ERP if you you you UMMM you you you remember to wash your left foot: otherwise the Syndicate will get conniptions.
They love barefoot assistant felinids, who meow softly when tabled by the angry security officers and fed milk, which they fucking hate to spill on their brains.

How do I setup the the scrungularitiy? Huh guhhhhh. The captain is absorbing thirty yellow, then Goku, I guess. Huh durr (best friend stabbed me with two comically large spatula handles BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUN RUN!!! GO GO TO THE SUPERMATTER!! DONT TURN OFF MY SENSORS OH GOD)

That was the craziest day dream ever, unless ... oh no ... was I actually just fighting my. Fuck, I stopped talking. Lock the clown in the armoury; They are taking all the fucking HONK mechs and throwing up EVERYWHERE.
It truly was wild BUT THEN the HoS with neonhair and pronouns that didn't exist, yet shoved their gamer batong up the very very VERY very obtuse and blisteringly hot satisfingly squishy fresh cake.

HELP, HELP!!!! There's a BIG SEXY XENO QUEEN IN MEDBAY AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA GET BRICK TO SAVE My ass! My ass! Is ass! Super ass!

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:14 am #681026

It's over now so if you want a 3rd story thread you gotta make it, as per traditionem.