plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
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outtogetya
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plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
we have to plan a prison break. bonermaster must be freed. no bonermaster left behind. i think it should probably involve the drill from payday. we just like. drill the wall open
i'm evil
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The Wrench
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
How about we drill you instead? Nonernaster will be okay.
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
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outtogetya
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dendydoom
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
i baked a file into a cake for bonermaster but then it was the epic weed day and i forgot and ate the cake and now i dont feel good
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
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BONERMASTER
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Not to give it all away, but I had a similiar idea planned at some point, where'd we stage a prison break in the style of those MS Paint adventure games, but instead of baby drawings you'd have AI give you cinematic tier shots of everything you do. But that idea kind of failed, because I couldn't really get the AI to behave the way I wanted it to.
But it's not all that bad, you know? At first I hated it, but I started to get used to the system. The food started tasting better, they gave me internet and TV access, even the beatings aren't as bad as they were before, and the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
So don't worry about me! I will have a fair trial (they are very busy so it keeps getting rescheduled, but that is no problem!), and I will gladly answer for all the crimes I did.
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
But it's not all that bad, you know? At first I hated it, but I started to get used to the system. The food started tasting better, they gave me internet and TV access, even the beatings aren't as bad as they were before, and the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
So don't worry about me! I will have a fair trial (they are very busy so it keeps getting rescheduled, but that is no problem!), and I will gladly answer for all the crimes I did.
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
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kinnebian
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
you will answer to my FIST I never got a refund for my horrible cinema experienceBONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:08 pm Not to give it all away, but I had a similiar idea planned at some point, where'd we stage a prison break in the style of those MS Paint adventure games, but instead of baby drawings you'd have AI give you cinematic tier shots of everything you do. But that idea kind of failed, because I couldn't really get the AI to behave the way I wanted it to.
But it's not all that bad, you know? At first I hated it, but I started to get used to the system. The food started tasting better, they gave me internet and TV access, even the beatings aren't as bad as they were before, and the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
So don't worry about me! I will have a fair trial (they are very busy so it keeps getting rescheduled, but that is no problem!), and I will gladly answer for all the crimes I did.
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
respect (let him do his thing)
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Epicgamer545
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
I suppose a plan is in order
Initiate project “REFUND”.
Initiate project “REFUND”.
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outtogetya
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
well the only way to get a refund is to get bonermaster out of prison so that seems like pretty good incentive to drag him out of that cell whether he likes it or not 
i'm evil
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kinnebian
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
they say "BONERMASTER & Associates" but whos the associates?? i feel theres a bigger story here guys...
respect (let him do his thing)
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datorangebottle
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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dirk_mcblade
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
He's not a real lawyer, committed malpractice.datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 pm Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
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datorangebottle
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
I can't believe this is happening...dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:37 amHe's not a real lawyer, committed malpractice.datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 pm Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
With incredibly solemn regards
-datorangebottle
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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BONERMASTER
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
The associates are... they are..... uugh, why does my head feel so heavy right now?
Anyway, don't worry! I am very sorry that your cinema experience did not live up to your expectations, and I am ready to receive the fair judgement of the non-biased court, once the trial scheduling works out. Perhaps then, you will receive a fair and appropriate compensation.
On another note, did anyone else have the strangest dreams lately? I swear, they feel so real...
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
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Tegun
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
My name is Michael Scofield and my brother is facing the electric chair for a crime he didn't commit...
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Bawhoppennn
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Oh NO. They are trying to harness his ultra male virility. NO- IF EVERYONE HAS has a MASTERFUL boner then NOBODY WILL.BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:08 pm the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
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DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
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<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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dirk_mcblade
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Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Every single dream I've had is someone I know yeeting me out of the dream world. But according to them reality is the dream.BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:57 amThe associates are... they are..... uugh, why does my head feel so heavy right now?
Anyway, don't worry! I am very sorry that your cinema experience did not live up to your expectations, and I am ready to receive the fair judgement of the non-biased court, once the trial scheduling works out. Perhaps then, you will receive a fair and appropriate compensation.
On another note, did anyone else have the strangest dreams lately? I swear, they feel so real...
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
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