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High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

Post by Bawhoppennn » #682144

Peanut from Yogstation today https://forums.yogstation.net/threads/s ... iza.26675/

Apparently on Yog literally every admin and their uncle gets to opine in on every ban appeal and advocate for a harsher ban???

Just the amount of scrutiny going into the most mundane "clown lubed hallways a bit too much" appeal is so fucking hilarious
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Post by conrad » #682148

This is the second peanut we have to co-opt from another server this week. I think it's high time we banned some people.
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Post by kinnebian » #682154

makes me a little sad to see a whole team of admins dunking on some poor innocent clowno
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Post by Indie-ana Jones » #682155

Why would you ever play on Yog? The clown should come and play on /tg/ instead.
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Indie-ana Jones wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:04 am Why would you ever play on Yog? The clown should come and play on /tg/ instead.
a quick lookup on centcomm does wonders for why he doesnt
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THE TICKET WAS NOT RESOLVED

THE TICKET
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Post by WineAllWine » #682161

what rancid vibes, why are they being so mean-spirited about it?

Particularly the bit about leaving before the ticket was handled. Like a) players have lives - get over yourselves and b) don't take so long to handle your tickets, fuckos
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kinnebian wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:08 am
Indie-ana Jones wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:04 am Why would you ever play on Yog? The clown should come and play on /tg/ instead.
a quick lookup on centcomm does wonders for why he doesnt
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I know he has to get perma'd regardless for it, but that's probably not even a top ten rule 8 ban to be honest. Calling it severe seems a bit much.
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conrad wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 5:16 am This is the second peanut we have to co-opt from another server this week. I think it's high time we banned some people.
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peanuts for other servers serve an important role of providing perspective for people who've only played tgstation for 10 years what an unfair admin system actually looks like
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Post by conrad » #682169

WineAllWine wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:28 am
conrad wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 5:16 am This is the second peanut we have to co-opt from another server this week. I think it's high time we banned some people.
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But if it's unappealable how do we peanut? :cry:
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #682175

This is so silly.
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Post by sinfulbliss » #682178

Alright forget everything they have motherfuckin REPLAYS?

YOG, ancient fucked up codebase probably running on a tincan has AUTO REPLAYS? That’s fuckin SICK dude. Why don’t we have this! Maybe now that the servers can use multiple cores?
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sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
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Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
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That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
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sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
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That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
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Post by iwishforducks » #682183

also jesus talk about a circle jerk on that appeal
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Post by Chadley » #682184

If security ahelped a clown lubing the hall on any /tg/ server, they would be laughed out of the server and brutally mocked. But the clown got a permban for it?
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sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
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iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
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BeeSting12 wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:30 pm If y'all ever wonder why the peanut policy exists,
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All those people with a dislike for how we admin things here need to realise, this is what awaits you outside TG, you don't have it that bad
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Fatal wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:55 pm All those people with a dislike for how we admin things here need to realise, this is what awaits you outside TG, you don't have it that bad
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vect0r wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:58 pm
Fatal wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:55 pm All those people with a dislike for how we admin things here need to realise, this is what awaits you outside TG, you don't have it that bad
Others being bad doesn’t mean we can’t improve!
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Post by Kendrickorium » #682203

imagine banning a clown for being a clown
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Someone tell them to appeal theiR tg ban
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Post by Jacquerel » #682207

The exact opposite end of a scale to the TGMC peanut
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Kendrickorium wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 5:00 pm imagine banning a clown for being a clown
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The clown being promoted to "Head of Comedy" did not realize that the funniest joke to be revealed was the server they were playing on.
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Post by ekaterina » #682215

These guys have such a massive stick up their asses, I'm nearly left speechless.
Even tg's worst admin is nothing compared to these guys.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:33 am peanuts for other servers serve an important role of providing perspective for people who've only played tgstation for 10 years what an unfair admin system actually looks like
Everyone could use a journey every once and a while as a reminder of how good TG is at what it does.
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Post by BrolyButterfingers » #682219

WineAllWine wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:40 am what rancid vibes, why are they being so mean-spirited about it?

Particularly the bit about leaving before the ticket was handled. Like a) players have lives - get over yourselves and b) don't take so long to handle your tickets, fuckos
This is what they consider good adminship my dude. It's fucking wild out there, Fulp is similar.
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Post by Armhulen » #682225

Misdoubtful wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 7:41 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:33 am peanuts for other servers serve an important role of providing perspective for people who've only played tgstation for 10 years what an unfair admin system actually looks like
Everyone could use a journey every once and a while as a reminder of how good TG is at what it does.
Other servers laugh at us for having:
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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
I think only some things can be moved to a different core.
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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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sinfulbliss wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 12:51 am Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
jesus you have no idea how anything works do you
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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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oranges wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:40 am
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
jesus you have no idea how anything works do you
Yeah? Yeah? Do tell orangeman. Give me the scoop on server dev and why that’s a terrible idea. Yeah you WON’T cause you ain’t know SHIT. That’s MSO’s terrain we all know.
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Sinful's off his meds again.
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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

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conrad wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:42 am Sinful's off his meds again.
^ notes what he doesn’t understand
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sinfulbliss wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:47 am
conrad wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:42 am Sinful's off his meds again.
^ notes what he doesn’t understand
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sinfulbliss wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:38 am Yeah? Yeah? Do tell orangeman. Give me the scoop on server dev and why that’s a terrible idea. Yeah you WON’T cause you ain’t know SHIT. That’s MSO’s terrain we all know.
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Post by Archie700 » #682302

sinfulbliss wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:38 am
oranges wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:40 am
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
jesus you have no idea how anything works do you
Yeah? Yeah? Do tell orangeman. Give me the scoop on server dev and why that’s a terrible idea. Yeah you WON’T cause you ain’t know SHIT. That’s MSO’s terrain we all know.
Recording is both a server issue and a code issue.
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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

Post by scamoppi » #682304

i think the multithreading support was just for byond sending map data to players and not something you can use to code your own multithreaded things
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Archie700 wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:14 am
sinfulbliss wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:38 am
oranges wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:40 am
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:13 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:53 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:48 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:47 pmWhy don’t we have this!
lag
That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine?
theyre not running it fine
Armhulen wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:07 pm the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous
Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added multicore support right? So that means we have what... 7 extra cores we can use? From ONE. Just make the replay function use ONE of those SEVEN extra (EXTRA) cores we didn't use before, and wham, no latency (and FULLY RECORDED ROUNDS).

Can you even FATHOM the sheer amount of fucking logdiving man hours that would be saved with this? Apart from how cool it is - and an entire station ecosystem being played back, is fucking cool.
jesus you have no idea how anything works do you
Yeah? Yeah? Do tell orangeman. Give me the scoop on server dev and why that’s a terrible idea. Yeah you WON’T cause you ain’t know SHIT. That’s MSO’s terrain we all know.
Recording is both a server issue and a code issue.
Do you mean...

Skill issue ?


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Re: High Tribunal of 12 Judges Decides Lubing Clown's Fate Nut

Post by Jacquerel » #682310

kawoppi wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 7:34 am i think the multithreading support was just for byond sending map data to players and not something you can use to code your own multithreaded things
Yeah afaik the functionality that sinfull is imagining (assigning a specific core to a specific subsytem) only exists in his head and he just imagined that was how it works after reading some technical words
Then decided to argue with oranges about it
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Post by Timberpoes » #682312

Sinful exercising goldfish memory and forgetting the last time he went on this kind of arc he got banned from the Player's Club.
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